Trashfire Adam Kovic & Ryan Haywood (The Dead Pixel / Koko / Pikovic, and James Ryan Haywoood / Iron Ryan / The Mad King / Vagabond) - Rooster Teeth associates who've sent horrifying nudes behind their families' backs in what looks like a gay catfish

[Ghostse]

Because fat crazy chicks are the only ones who would wanna bang an e-celeb who plays minecraft for a living?

Also because they have low esteem and want validation, so they will respond readily to attention and hop into bed. Its a power thing.

Its a semi-rhetorical question.

 

[Spoonge]

IIRC, the context of the video was Gavin dicking around and toeing the line for what was acceptable for AH at the time (several times AH had to edit out some of his less PC signs he'd leave in their Minecraft world) with a sign that said "ryan fingered a babies asshole" (or something to that extent) and Ryan saw it, laughed, and then said that he'd wiped his kids asses when changing diapers and having to clean them up. The joke was definitely exaggerated; Ryan's a creepy, manipulative sex pest for sure but I really doubt he's a babyfucker, let alone to his own kids.

Yeah it was obviously a joke. Babies arent fat enough for Ryan to fuck.

 

[Muted]

How many did he fuck? This is his twitch meet up at RTX 2019.

 

[Actually Christian Bale]

IIRC, the context of the video was Gavin dicking around and toeing the line for what was acceptable for AH at the time (several times AH had to edit out some of his less PC signs he'd leave in their Minecraft world) with a sign that said "ryan fingered a babies asshole" (or something to that extent) and Ryan saw it, laughed, and then said that he'd wiped his kids asses when changing diapers and having to clean them up. The joke was definitely exaggerated; Ryan's a creepy, manipulative sex pest for sure but I really doubt he's a babyfucker, let alone to his own kids.

He's not wrong per se, and cleaning baby butts doesn't make you a pedophile. That joke was weird, but even I would say that the notion of him being a pedo is (as of now) disproven. He's "just" a fucking creep.

 

[Astro Boy]

View attachment 1656570How many did he fuck? This is his twitch meet up at RTX 2019.

This could be a page out of Mondo Freaks.

 

[theworstkindofeurofag]

It takes a... special kind of guy to be able to not just be attracted to, but actively pursue these borderline amorphous globs of unwarranted self importance and bottom-of-the-pot derivative humor all while bordering the big 4-0.

You're right. All of these girls are shockingly ugly.

I just wonder why he didn't hire escorts. Then he'd have still been a cheater, but he wouldn't be in such deep shit now. I mean, he spent so much money on his mentally ill fangirl fuck buddies, he could've just hired prostitutes. Since his fetish is apparently being in complete control, this would've worked out well for him. He could've also asked for fat girls. And he could've told them: "Please act retarded, I'll pay you extra."

 

[Spoonge]

You're right. All of these girls are shockingly ugly.

I just wonder why he didn't hire escorts. Then he'd have still been a cheater, but he wouldn't be in such deep shit now. I mean, he spent so much money on his mentally ill fangirl fuck buddies, he could've just hired prostitutes. Since his fetish is apparently being in complete control, this would've worked out well for him. He could've also asked for fat girls. And he could've told them: "Please act retarded, I'll pay you extra."

If Ryan is a narcissist (which we've gotten as close to proving as we can since we're just a group of autistic armchair psychiatrists relying on tweets, streams and youtube videos) then paying for sex is nowhere near as rewarding as hunting through cons for sex.
He needs the adulation, the hero worship, the awe in their eyes as he grunts and moans over their bloated bodies. A good whore could fake it, but you'll always know deep down that they're just a whore,. To these fangirls he's a god, to a prostitute he's just another john.

I can't even get mad at him for it. Its creepy and fucked up and he's ruined at least four lives because he cant keep his dick to himself, but I kind of get it. My ego would make me do terrible things if I was treated the way he and the other guys at AH are treated at cons. It's like a pagan cult. That chapter of Beserk where the goat man with the snake cock is presiding over an orgy comes to mind.

 

[Actually Christian Bale]

Decent take from reddit on how hypocritical his whole "oh but they all said they consented so I can't be the bad guy" shtick is when he was basically doing the whole "just kidding... unless?" meme with probably dozens more of girls.

 

[real fake]

I don't care about dumb whores starfucking. The only reason to care is if they are underage and maybe laughing at pathetic nudes.

 

[Absolon]

I don't think I have watched an Achievement Hunter video since 2014, but I always assumed the one who would eventually serve hard time would be Michael, after killing his slampig wife and child in a fit of rage.

 

[Fruity]

regarding other sex pests at RT, i dont think blaine would be one. he's got no commitments, and all he has to do to smash is swipe right. he rode the company bikes for sure, but i'm skeptical he dove into underage fan muff when he's got plenty choice already.

both ryan/adam are like average joes with commitments. both lost weight and have that acceptable "dad" bod that out of shape fangirls go crazy over cause it hits their daddy issues. people like chris (kerry too) seem too awkward and not attractive enough to initiate anything. if they did, they'd probably wuss out before it got to the stage of boning a fan.

i'd cast my eye over someone like miles - dude looks fine, has enough 'star power' for rwby fangirls to go mental over him. after the cuck situation with arryn and after their breakup, i could see him seeking out some mediocre looking fans who worship the ground he walks on to achieve his dream of a threesome.

geoff bounced back pretty good with the emily chick, worst thing he's doing is getting pegged and apologising for the patriarchy. same with jack - caiti's a 10 compared to him and any fangirl. chubby fangirls would have to actually find jack attractive in the first place for anything to take place too. assuming caiti isn't the only person on earth who finds jack attractive sexually (we're not even sure that's true), i think any potential 'victim' would have been happy to come out a lot sooner about the ugly fat dude preying on them, compared to the relatively in shape middle aged man who fits in with their daddy issues.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

At this point Rooster Teeth should be shutdown at once

 

[ZarathianJones]

RoosterTeeth is starting to sound pretty incestuous all around tbh. I don't really follow them all that closely, but what I want right now is a chart of who is fucking/dating/married to who. I remember watching one of their "round table" videos a few years ago which was all women of RT. As they went around and introduced themselves, they got very self aware and awkward as it became apparent that they were all dating someone else in the company. Not really sure if the relationship or their job offers came first, but I'd like to know.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Holy shit there's another one. HOW DEEP DOES THIS GOOOOOOOOO

https://tw.tinf.io/HADERSRICHlE/status/1315292035293810688

Not defending RT but god damn do I hate how many excuses women make for their own bad decisions.

The conversation "turned" flirty. I was depressed so I accepted the attention. I ate up his sob story about his wife not being able to satisfy him like I could. Give me a break.

 

[Rando453634567]

I look at it this way:

The situation with Ryan might not be all that dissimilar from Bill Cosby or Harvey Weinstein. While some of these hoes are probably lying and out for attention, others have put forth credible evidence. Ryan sucks, even if a lot of these bitches do too. I don't have to believe every accusation leveled at Weinstein to believe he's a piece of shit. I ought to apply the same standard to Ryan.

Cosby drugged women and Weinstein threatened them. Ryan fucked some thirsty fangirls. Having a little bit of e-fame doesn't create some intoxicating power imbalance.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Another girl has come forward saying she was fucking Ryan during 2019.

https://tw.tinf.io/leigh__sucks/status/1315034283870957568

Can someone archive/get the pictures? Not able to right now.

Wow, this is a thirsty bitch. Asking a married guy if he wants to see your pierced nipples out of nowhere and talking about dick appointments.

This one is a homewrecker. No simp-athy from me.

 

[Rando453634567]

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Decent take from reddit on how hypocritical his whole "oh but they all said they consented so I can't be the bad guy" shtick is when he was basically doing the whole "just kidding... unless?" meme with probably dozens more of girls.

My money's on him just being insecure and immature. I remember girls in high school talking about messages they got from some boy that were basically the same thing; too desperate to not try to hit on them but wayyyyyy too insecure to do it properly.

Plus no one with Ryan's.... 'taste' in women can have much self-respect in the first place.

 

[batigol]

RoosterTeeth is starting to sound pretty incestuous all around tbh. I don't really follow them all that closely, but what I want right now is a chart of who is fucking/dating/married to who. I remember watching one of their "round table" videos a few years ago which was all women of RT. As they went around and introduced themselves, they got very self aware and awkward as it became apparent that they were all dating someone else in the company. Not really sure if the relationship or their job offers came first, but I'd like to know.

At least on the video production side it's a cult and gives the impression of being incredibly clique-y. They've rarely had people leave, for a long time hired only from their spergy fan base or the UT media studies department (which the company founders also attended) ; so it's the same small group of people spiralling around in a tornado of their own farts.

 

[Disappointednobody28]

regarding other sex pests at RT, i dont think blaine would be one. he's got no commitments, and all he has to do to smash is swipe right. he rode the company bikes for sure, but i'm skeptical he dove into underage fan muff when he's got plenty choice already.

both ryan/adam are like average joes with commitments. both lost weight and have that acceptable "dad" bod that out of shape fangirls go crazy over cause it hits their daddy issues. people like chris (kerry too) seem too awkward and not attractive enough to initiate anything. if they did, they'd probably wuss out before it got to the stage of boning a fan.

i'd cast my eye over someone like miles - dude looks fine, has enough 'star power' for rwby fangirls to go mental over him. after the cuck situation with arryn and after their breakup, i could see him seeking out some mediocre looking fans who worship the ground he walks on to achieve his dream of a threesome.

geoff bounced back pretty good with the emily chick, worst thing he's doing is getting pegged and apologising for the patriarchy. same with jack - caiti's a 10 compared to him and any fangirl. chubby fangirls would have to actually find jack attractive in the first place for anything to take place too. assuming caiti isn't the only person on earth who finds jack attractive sexually (we're not even sure that's true), i think any potential 'victim' would have been happy to come out a lot sooner about the ugly fat dude preying on them, compared to the relatively in shape middle aged man who fits in with their daddy issues.

Someone found the fat prick attractive because I know the statement from Caiti when they hooked up finally at the Gold coast was that it wasn't until then they could get together, one or the other was always in a relationship before hand. In saying that the bitch is Cray Cray anyway

 

[Blathersnake]

RoosterTeeth is starting to sound pretty incestuous all around tbh. I don't really follow them all that closely, but what I want right now is a chart of who is fucking/dating/married to who. I remember watching one of their "round table" videos a few years ago which was all women of RT. As they went around and introduced themselves, they got very self aware and awkward as it became apparent that they were all dating someone else in the company. Not really sure if the relationship or their job offers came first, but I'd like to know.

From what I can recall.

Michael met, dated and then married Lindsey.
Jack marred Caiti, but she wasn't really part of the company, but had started a fan group in Australia, and I'm not sure if she started that before they got together or not.
Miles dated Arryn, and he also dated one of Burnie's assistants, I can't recall her name.
There were rumors that Gavin and Barbara dated.
Barbara dated, Aaron and now Trevor, I think maybe someone else.
Burnie hired, then dated and is now married to Ashley.

I'm sure there are probably more, but I stopped watching AH/RT a few years ago.