DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Freshtodeath]

LOL

 

[actually]

Wasn't that PS4 one that Leanna didn't want or something like that, or is that one of those bits of lore that's been fabricated?

 

[Dragoonism]

dsp's giveaway from 7yrs ago debunks any mention of "no give aways"

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I remember that PS4, it was his present to Leanna but she already had got one herself, i wonder if he has the same communication skill with Kat?

 

[PieceofShet]

Yes.

The first thing pops my mind when thinking about DSP is "CHARITY". Yes, the ps4 was for leanna but she didnt want so he gave it away.

 

[Penix]

So another dud night stream with only 31 dollars in tips. Interestingly subscriber pop ups are still shown, expected some kind of hijinx to be going on there as well but I guess we'll see.

Don't know if it's a slip up or if he talks about it regularly on other streams as well but our boy during his financial distress is still ordering takeout outside of his days off. Not very befitting for a bankrupt person, but who am I to judge?

 

[Jazz never died!]

This stream tonight is turning out sort of interesting. The skill-based matchmaking for this Call of Duty beta is matching Phil up against some genuinely terrible players, and it's leaving him feeling like a god as he racks up kill streaks and then blows people up with artillery and gets even more kills. And after an hour of this he's only made twenty dollars. Assuming, of course, that he's updating the tips total accurately, since the popups are completely disabled. I'll be curious to see if he changes his mind about this game tomorrow if he fails to hit the tips goal, and he decides that it's actually a terrible game that alottapeepul have told him they don't want to watch any more of.

Sounds like the complaint of hardcore Cod players not dsp. Then again Cod always had op weapons that would be spamed in multiplayer not shit weapons on a cooldown. Then again what does dsp know Cod has been bringing down the future crap since 2017s Cod ww2. Then they brought it back scaled down in the forgotten BO4. Last years Cod shows the coarce of the series now simple military shooters with a spythriller plot like the good old days.

 

[Swallow Moon]

Some post here got me thinking: what would it take for you to tolerate Phil as a roommate?

Is him paying all the daily bills and leaving you to play Skyrim enough? Soundproofing his office so you don't have to listen to him beg and ack through the walls every day? Doing your tahxes and cooking authentic Italian cuisine for you?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Some post here got me thinking: what would it take for you to tolerate Phil as a roommate?

Is him paying all the daily bills and leaving you to play Skyrim enough? Soundproofing his office so you don't have to listen to him beg and ack through the walls every day? Doing your tahxes and cooking authentic Italian cuisine for you?

I mean on one hand he spends all day in his "office". On the other hand, he only showers twice a week.

So you wouldn't really have to interact with him much day to day, but when you did, he would probably smell like a person who only showers twice a week.

He also seems like the kind of guy who would drink your beer and eat your food when you weren't looking. The kind of guy who would never do the dishes or take out the trash. The kind of guy to have a cat and never give it food or water.

He honestly wouldn't be the worst person to live with but it would get old real fast.

 

[grump]

I mean on one hand he spends all day in his "office". On the other hand, he only showers twice a week.

So you wouldn't really have to interact with him much day to day, but when you did, he would probably smell like a person who only showers twice a week.

He also seems like the kind of guy who would drink your beer and eat your food when you weren't looking. The kind of guy who would never do the dishes or take out the trash. The kind of guy to have a cat and never give it food or water.

He honestly wouldn't be the worst person to live with but it would get old real fast.

If you looked at his Instagram pics of his thanksgiving spread and saw the paper plates of food I get the feeling that dishes wouldn't be much of a problem since they probably order in and order out as much as possible. He and Khet, if she is still around likely avoid getting in each other's way. She has her own life, or at least one distant enough where she can't be acksed to get groceries for phil after work. Maybe with some sort of stipend courtesy of papavereca. And he has his own life.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Reminder to all the detractors dropping lore about Phil not being able to maintain his own house which is something the average 15 year old would be able to do if they were left home alone for a week and something in the house fucked up:

HE IS A MATURE ADULT WITH A BUSINESS DEGREE

 

[Leon Breitling]

I mean on one hand he spends all day in his "office". On the other hand, he only showers twice a week.

So you wouldn't really have to interact with him much day to day, but when you did, he would probably smell like a person who only showers twice a week.

He also seems like the kind of guy who would drink your beer and eat your food when you weren't looking. The kind of guy who would never do the dishes or take out the trash. The kind of guy to have a cat and never give it food or water.

He honestly wouldn't be the worst person to live with but it would get old real fast.

The kind of guy who'll ask you to cover his part of the rent cause "things are tough right now" but he still has a PS5 on launch day.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

If you looked at his Instagram pics of his thanksgiving spread and saw the paper plates of food I get the feeling that dishes wouldn't be much of a problem since they probably order in and order out as much as possible. He and Khet, if she is still around likely avoid getting in each other's way. She has her own life, or at least one distant enough where she can't be acksed to get groceries for phil after work. Maybe with some sort of stipend courtesy of papavereca. And he has his own life.

I always forget that Phil is so lazy that he uses paper plates.

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Oh no! Jasper is adopting Phil mannerisms and started smacking his lips! He is gonna start snorting and belching soon.

 

[gh0stzero]

He also had the movers assemble his bed frame. He needed the car dealership to tell him to get an oil change. He had his dad paint Leanna's Kat's office, hang pictures, and put empty boxes on a shelf. He had Comcast technicians come out to plug his router into the wall. He had Papavera tell him how to build everything in minecraft...

On a business line connection most ISP's insist that technicians are sent out. Its to do with "better level of service" and the technician might be able to sell you on any other services/products like those fancy rack mounted routers and firewalls.

The rest of those are true and pathetic but business line ISP's are very insistent with this policy because it gives them an opportunity to upsell

 

[Full Race Replay]

Some post here got me thinking: what would it take for you to tolerate Phil as a roommate?

Is him paying all the daily bills and leaving you to play Skyrim enough? Soundproofing his office so you don't have to listen to him beg and ack through the walls every day? Doing your tahxes and cooking authentic Italian cuisine for you?

If he were expecting to have sex with me no way

 

[Preferred Penne]

A thought about Phil's constant rocking: Does anybody think he might have hemmorhoids? Sitting down on a swollen inflamed asshole can't be comfortable, and he would probably rock back and forth to ease the pain. His lousy diet would probably contribute as well.

 

[Penix]

A thought about Phil's constant rocking: Does anybody think he might have hemmorhoids? Sitting down on a swollen inflamed asshole can't be comfortable, and he would probably rock back and forth to ease the pain. His lousy diet would probably contribute as well.

That would have to mean the man has been having them during his whole 12+ year legacy. I can't even begin to imagine the amounts of self neglect Phil must have to endure that.

 

[Atmew]

A thought about Phil's constant rocking: Does anybody think he might have hemmorhoids? Sitting down on a swollen inflamed asshole can't be comfortable, and he would probably rock back and forth to ease the pain. His lousy diet would probably contribute as well.

He most likely has hemorrhoids, because of his poor diet. No way he's getting enough fiber. But he rocks out of control even standing up. It has to be autism. I remember his old vlogs and he would blame it on his back where he had to shift the weight constantly, but this dude would start rocking at the start.

 

[Totally Awesome]

He most likely has hemorrhoids, because of his poor diet. No way he's getting enough fiber. But he rocks out of control even standing up. It has to be autism. I remember his old vlogs and he would blame it on his back where he had to shift the weight constantly, but this dude would start rocking at the start.

What's up with people randomly diagnosing lulcows with autism? This is the third time I've seen it in two days. If these people really had autism, they would have been diagnosed by doctors when they were kids.

 

[Schmeckel]

If he were expecting to have sex with me no way

You'd have absolutely no worry about that. He had Leanna who, while she had the personality that of trying to swallow a pinecone, had a pretty good body (he completely out kicked his coverage on looks alone) and she always bitched about him not putting out. His only erotic pleasures are sausage-fest svgs and his paid brazzers account.

If you played your cards right, you'd never actually have to see him.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Some post here got me thinking: what would it take for you to tolerate Phil as a roommate?

Is him paying all the daily bills and leaving you to play Skyrim enough? Soundproofing his office so you don't have to listen to him beg and ack through the walls every day? Doing your tahxes and cooking authentic Italian cuisine for you?

I could never have Phil as a roommate. He would treat me like shit just like he treats everybody else like shit. And I refuse to be supported by somebody who is a laughingstock.