Trashfire Adam Kovic & Ryan Haywood (The Dead Pixel / Koko / Pikovic, and James Ryan Haywoood / Iron Ryan / The Mad King / Vagabond) - Rooster Teeth associates who've sent horrifying nudes behind their families' backs in what looks like a gay catfish

[IDBigBootieBitcheZ]

It would be even more of a shit show if one of the girls got pregnant. If only.

 

[Muted]

The face Ryan makes at 0:19-:21 is standing out to me. Like, maybe he's just trying to formulate a joke about cucking Gavin to roll with everyone else, or maybe he's trying to think a way to laugh it off so no one realizes he is actually cucking Gavin. Could be nothing but...


She's 33.

Honestly I don't think she's unattractive, but her face combined with her personality gives me bitchy mean girl vibes. Like, she's really extroverted and bubbly on camera but you've got to wonder if she's a total cunt when no one else is around.

This about sums it up. Meg is a colossal bitch in real life.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

It would be even more of a shit show if one of the girls got pregnant. If only.

"The hits don't stop coming, but Ryan certainly should have."

 

[Druveer]

Did an image search for "Ryan Haywoods Wife" got a hearty chuckle out of the first result:

 

[Druveer]

This about sums it up. Meg is a colossal bitch in real life.

Being "Meg Turney to me" tells you all you need to know about Meg.

Could someone archive Off Topic #177?
Apparently they pulled it off of IOS podcasts
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I downloaded it.... no idea what I should do with it.

 

[Bob_]

Bruce appears to be one of the nicest dudes ever so I wonder what happened with his divorce, autumn seems very Happy with him.

Lawrence on the other hand, IIRC his old wife was fat and ugly lol. From what he's told of his life he was always socially awkward weird and probably lonely I wouldn't be surprised if he went for the first woman that gave him any attention and that turned sour for both parties.

Edit: woops not sure how I managed to post this, so I better add something.
Bruce has talked about being super Christian when he was a teenager, and got married young for obvious reasons.
Lawrence's current wife is quite fat, but she seems pretty funny and self aware if the rt stand up comedy video is anything to go on. She recently started working at the developer who made the Witcher games after working at Blizzard for a long time.

 

[batigol]

Mildly interesting so I clipped it.
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Could someone archive Off Topic #177?
Apparently they pulled it off of IOS podcasts

Relevant part from that podcast has been clipped.

 

[MarcoFakeAccount]

Relevant part from that podcast has been clipped.

Ah fuckin shit how'd I miss that shit.

 

[nerd bullier]

Enjoy the show bros.

we lost this all for a buttplug.

 

[CiaphasCain]

Yes. That's what makes it magical. She has psychological problems concerning her dad, but all she wants is a friend, not a lay, and her responses to his advances are fucking spot on. I am imaging her rolling her eyes as she reads every one. Given she's Australian, I'm also imagining her muttering "wanker" and "heaps retarded."

His "advances" genuinely remind me of this meme that circles /v/ a lot.

 

[Touhoku Style]

K-pop fans also don’t have that much danger hairs in their fanbases.
Yet Rooster Teeth is filled to the gamorra with them.

I went to a K-Pop convention/concert because I'm a loser and wanted to meet and see my waifus perform irl, and there was a surprisingly large amount of middle-aged black women there. By no means a majority but enough of a demographic that I kept noticing it. Actually, now that I think of it, sounds like the perfect foil to Ryan's character. Married, 40yo adults thirsting over 16-25yos. Plus a bunch of mentally-ill fan girls, albeit not his fangirls. I guess Ryan should get his light stick and start stanning LOONA!

 

[JimiHendrix]

At one point she was getting $36,000 a MONTH on Pateron for shitty "cosplaying". I looked it up after she complained "try being a WOMAN in [the gaming] industry!"

must be so hard to get around $432,000 a year to wear badly made halloween costumes once every 6 months, how did she ever survive?

that is the most horrifying thing i've read in this thread so far.

 

[Captain Manning]

Jesus, how would you even start that conversation?

"Hey Adam, nice asshole how's life?

Ryan is the absolutely best thing that could have happened to Adam during this shitshow. There's good reason why this thread is now 95% Ryan.

Adam, in time, could maybe stage something of a comeback. Even if it's just playing games on Twitch.

Ryan, I think, is fucked. This isn't going away anytime soon.

Not directly comparible, but PPP has a cow thread here, with a picture of his asshole and balls in the OP. Despite that, a lot of people still like him. That's what's possible when you don't fuck 17 year olds, and creep on every one of your fangirls.

 

[Lone MacReady]

As I like to say, if you rub off her makeup, there's a 9/10 chance you're entering an enemy encounter with player advantage.

God gives them one face, and they put on another.

 

[indio solari]

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At this point, I would not be surprised if it comes out that Ryan tapped that

built like a buddhist monk

 

[StormyKnight]

For those wanting to look up Ryan’s wife, google Dr Laurie Higginbotham (unfortunate surname..)

edit: Late to the party on this one. My bad.

 

[kaien]

Erm, is this how you dress when going to meet the married father of two who plays kids games for a living?

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Gross

There's a certain type of fangirl that goes to cons dressed like they're heading to the club or Burning Man or somesuch, and she fits the type to a tee. So-so lookin chick, but she's figured out that her cleavage short-circuits the brains of thirsty dorks.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Reading this thread must be like how an Inquisitor feels when they realize that just killing a few demons isn't enough. The whole planet is infested with corruption and will need an Exterminatus.

Inquisitors didn't kill demons, they interrogated heretics.

Inquisitors didn't even kill heretics, those found guilty of heresy were turned over to the authorities for punishment.

 

[s0mbra]

While I'm dieing to know how pissed she is and the fallout of all this, I hope nobody is bothering her through all this. Seems she was pretty absent from internet in general so I hope she's staying away from the drama

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

To quote the late Rick James on what I think of Ryan and Adam: