Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Had]

Maybe he wasn't actually laundering money but simply failing to adhere to KYC/AML laws like USA PATRIOT. You're required to adhere to all the formalities and if you didn't, this would get noticed.

Makes sense I asked a buddy of mine who I know is in web security to look into the website and he said it wasn't compliant with PCI rules.
But if it wasn't in compliant with PCI rules why wouldn't they just say hey your website isn't in compliance with PCI rules, rather than accusing him of money laundering?

This is indeed sketch, not just sketch actually but these 2 and 3 are really concrete, but here is the question, what and/or who did he launder money for ? Himself ? That's what's itching me that there must be someone behind this other than him. Like what good does it do him to just launder money like this ? Tax evasion ?

California has literally the highest rate of tax in the whole country.

riddle me this what's easier to believe that dick is involved in some insane cabal with Chinese Triads and all this other crazy shit or he's a Libertarian who doesn't want to pay tax.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Makes sense I asked a buddy of mine who I know is in web security to look into the website and he said it wasn't compliant with PCI rules.
But if it wasn't in compliant with PCI rules why wouldn't they just say hey your website isn't in compliance with PCI rules, rather than accusing him of money laundering?
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So it was money laundering, not for the Triads obviously but for his child porn ring in LA that uses 80s girl as his Ghislaine Maxwell. I wouldnt be surprised if he has intimate recordings with underage children with all of his online capos, heck how many of them flied to the 3 dollar crackshack? WE NEED A FEDERAL AUDIT! WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO!!

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California has literally the highest rate of tax in the whole country.
riddle me this what's easier to believe that dick is involved in some insane cabal with Chinese Triads and all this other crazy shit or he's a Libertarian who doesn't want to pay tax.

Obviously not the Triads, i don't think a mob boss would be dumb enough to trust a Mexican Jew that defends lolicon. Obviously he just doesn't want to pay tax or MAYBE JUST MAYBE it's an insane pedophile cabal. We got it down gentlemen. HERE IS MY THEORY:
He gets money through his capos fucking the kids he traffics through 80s girl teaching and maybe Digibro clad in his tranny uniform with a van and a net stalking playgrounds. Then once the capos are done with their work they give em to Gunty to dispose of em in that HUGE and i mean HUGE trashcan behind the Arbys near his house. Then the money that he gets through bitcoin and that webtracking company that could be a front ( haven't looked into that company ), and the money of his capos he just launders them through Patreon for a 5% cut from Patreon and he also gets to evade taxes. At the same time if any of his capos step out of line he could leak an intimate recording of them being "serviced" at the crackshack. I am also inclined to believe that he keeps blackmail on Mary in that case and that she also keeps blackmail on him, maybe in the future we get the sextape of him in his cow costume being sodomized by Mary's sparkly purple dragon dildo.
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I think you're assigning too much to intelligent vitriolic action and not enough to stupidity.
the fact is Dick just made a series of horrible decisions and some of them involve teenage girls. As I tried to point out to him way back as far as my call in getting personally involved in the drama of highschool girls is a bad idea, doubly so if you have the age of 40. I have no idea what thought process the guy was going through when he thought ralph meeting up with a teenage girl at his house was a good idea. but the fact remains he's no Epstein because, Epstein was successful at what he did, Dick couldn't even get away with this shit once.

You have a point here. That's though if Faith was the only highschool girl that went through the crackshack. She is the only one that we know of so far at least. Mary is giving him access to highschool girls as proven by Faith, it's just a conspiracy theory for now i guess but i wouldnt be surprised if we learned of more mischief in the near future now that it seems that the sham is collapsing and he starts flailing around like the spastic tomato that he is.

 

[Had]

So it was money laundering, not for the Triads obviously but for his child porn ring in LA that uses 80s girl as his Ghislaine Maxwell. I wouldnt be surprised if he has intimate recordings with underage children with all of his online capos, heck how many of them flied to the 3 dollar crackshack? WE NEED A FEDERAL AUDIT! WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO!!

I think you're assigning too much to intelligent vitriolic action and not enough to stupidity.
the fact is Dick just made a series of horrible decisions and some of them involve teenage girls. As I tried to point out to him way back as far as my call in getting personally involved in the drama of highschool girls is a bad idea, doubly so if you have the age of 40. I have no idea what thought process the guy was going through when he thought ralph meeting up with a teenage girl at his house was a good idea. but the fact remains he's no Epstein because, Epstein was successful at what he did, Dick couldn't even get away with this shit once.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Don't forget that Dick is popular with normies who don't care much about his internet drama if he's funny enough to put on while driving or whatever they do for podcasts. He does a fuckload of patreon content with other popular podcasts and shows like WATP, and I'm sure that draws new eyes to him.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Don't forget that Dick is popular with normies who don't care much about his internet drama if he's funny enough to put on while driving or whatever they do for podcasts. He does a fuckload of patreon content with other popular podcasts and shows like WATP, and I'm sure that draws new eyes to him.

If Dick was actually popular with normies, he wouldn’t be hanging around with the likes of Ethan Ralph. He has a small niche of late Gen Xers who remember his Dr Phil appearance and cohosting a small time podcast with Maddox. However Dax has been actively throwing that niche overboard in favor of incels because they tend to be younger, more impressionable, and more likely to know girls who are more in Dax’s preferred age range. As those late Gen Xers’ daughters get to be teenagers, you can expect Dax to pivot back to that audience.

 

[Sped Xing]

Dick is popular with normies? Name them.

I know a huge section of his former fanbase are registered here, or browse. Is anyone out there still a fan? What's that like? Come, talk to us.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Dick is popular with normies? Name them.

I know a huge section of his former fanbase are registered here, or browse. Is anyone out there still a fan? What's that like? Come, talk to us.

Right ? It's legitimately puzzling as to what compiles his fanbase atm and what they are like. My personal guess would be furries and wine aunts, maybe a couple of lolbergs as well.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Dick is popular with normies? Name them.

I know a huge section of his former fanbase are registered here, or browse. Is anyone out there still a fan? What's that like? Come, talk to us.

Right ? It's legitimately puzzling as to what compiles his fanbase atm and what they are like. My personal guess would be furries and wine aunts, maybe a couple of lolbergs as well.

I'm not sure but it must have a lot of crossover with WATP. I'm a fan of their podcast and they have Dick on and shill the Dick Show a lot. Like he must be on half of their patreon episodes at least. And WATP fans are mostly terrestrial radio (O&A/Howard) and standup comic fans plus the people who come from the podcasts they critique.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Right ? It's legitimately puzzling as to what compiles his fanbase atm and what they are like. My personal guess would be furries and wine aunts, maybe a couple of lolbergs as well.

He has two niches: the late Gen Xers who like Maddox and Dick’s Web 1.0 humor and impressionable incels.

There’s not much overlap between the two. Dick used to cater his show to the former and now it’s almost exclusively the latter. The former group is in their late 30s into their 40s, with families, careers, etc, stuff Dick really can’t relate to other than the age and all that comes with it like male pattern baldness. Dick likes the latter group because he gets to be Cool Uncle Dick which is as pathetic as the cool wine aunts he likes to make fun of.

 

[AnOminous]

But if it wasn't in compliant with PCI rules why wouldn't they just say hey your website isn't in compliance with PCI rules, rather than accusing him of money laundering?

Because they have absolutely zero patience with fucking up that stuff. It funds terrorism. They're not going to question whether you personally are funding terrorism if they don't have some reason to think you are, but they will have zero mercy in just shutting your ass down if you do a half assed job about it that makes clear you aren't qualified to be running such a business.

Even international banks spend millions on compliance on an annual basis just to keep this stuff hunky-dory.

They're not even going to think about shutting down some dodgy alternative payment processor. They're just going to crush you like a bug.

He has two niches: the late Gen Xers who like Maddox and Dick’s Web 1.0 humor and impressionable incels.

There’s not much overlap between the two. Dick used to cater his show to the former and now it’s almost exclusively the latter. The former group is in their late 30s into their 40s, with families, careers, etc, stuff Dick really can’t relate to other than the age and all that comes with it like male pattern baldness. Dick likes the latter group because he gets to be Cool Uncle Dick which is as pathetic as the cool wine aunts he likes to make fun of.

He's as much of a boomer as Maddox. Witness his inability to comprehend the Farms and why it does what it does, or acting surprised it would make fun of him when he acted like an utter retard for months.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I daresay even Maddox expected to get shit on here. Dax expected KF’s reverence for all time in perpetuity. That’s some straight up lolcow shit.

 

[Pomniman]

Dick is popular with normies? Name them.

I know a huge section of his former fanbase are registered here, or browse. Is anyone out there still a fan? What's that like? Come, talk to us.

I met a small group of self-proclaimed "dickheads" once at that last (?) lolsuit hearing involving Asterios and we all went to a bar a few blocks away from the courthouse afterwards just for the hell of it. I wouldn't call them normies or incels but something like bit characters in a Jack Black movie; mildly dorky dudes who try to act cooler than they really are.

 

[Pissmaster]

I daresay even Maddox expected to get shit on here. Dax expected KF’s reverence for all time in perpetuity. That’s some straight up lolcow shit.

I guess it's because Encyclopedia Dramatica won't slander him, and he's had Null on the show more often than Oddguy.

 

[Sped Xing]

People always assume KF is the Null Fan Club.

 

[Had]

People always assume KF is the Null Fan Club.

How dare you speak ill of dear feeder

 

[AnOminous]

I daresay even Maddox expected to get shit on here. Dax expected KF’s reverence for all time in perpetuity. That’s some straight up lolcow shit.

All he had to do was not double, triple, and quadruple down on pure retardation.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Dick likes the latter group because he gets to be Cool Uncle Dick which is as pathetic as the cool wine aunts he likes to make fun of.

This. So much this. When you break it down brass tacks and take an honest look at it Dick is just a cool wine aunt with a smaller than average penis.

 

[Sped Xing]

This. So much this. When you break it down brass tacks and take an honest look at it Dick is just a cool wine aunt with a smaller than average penis.

. . . for an aunt

 

[Quorthon]

He's as much of a boomer as Maddox.

He is much worse than a boomer. GenXers of his ilk completely lack self awareness and are the most insufferable people. One day, they are going to make us miss the boomers.

 

[soy_king]

I think you're assigning too much to intelligent vitriolic action and not enough to stupidity.
the fact is Dick just made a series of horrible decisions and some of them involve teenage girls. As I tried to point out to him way back as far as my call in getting personally involved in the drama of highschool girls is a bad idea, doubly so if you have the age of 40. I have no idea what thought process the guy was going through when he thought ralph meeting up with a teenage girl at his house was a good idea. but the fact remains he's no Epstein because, Epstein was successful at what he did, Dick couldn't even get away with this shit once.

Your fuckup during the Mint saga was that you accepted getting pulled out of the discord before you had a chance to fully flesh out your answer as to why Dax was such a piece of shit. That gave him enough ammo to scream at you and shut you down despite you having the clear moral high ground.