Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[EenGevolg]

How long did it even last, four days? Shit genuinely feels like they're not even trying anymore. Do they not have any sense of delayed gratification? Are they mentally eight even out of character? It's not even surprising by this point, it's boring and predictable. It kinda feels like his lolcow value has been dropping pretty steadily.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

How long did it even last, four days? Shit genuinely feels like they're not even trying anymore. Do they not have any sense of delayed gratification? Are they mentally eight even out of character? It's not even surprising by this point, it's boring and predictable. It kinda feels like his lolcow value has been dropping pretty steadily.

I get the feeling Nick and his BF are snickering to themselves, thinking they pulled off a master plan of drawing in more drama and views, when in reality everyone saw it coming from miles ahead that it was a sham.

 

[Republika]

Give me all the hats you want, but for some reason I feel kinda disappointed that Orlin didn't actually die from heart disease or something even though Nik lies about shit all the time for just the slightest bit of attention.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I especially love the part in Orlin's "comeback" video where he scolds the audience for thinking Nik's "Orlin is dead" IG post was supposed to mean something other than "Orlin is dead."

 

[GenociderSyo]

Saw this in my feed today related this Nikocado:

 

[Constellationzero]

So...how long before Nick and Orlin start making snuff films? They're just about at the end of the gimmick rope here.

 

[escándalo]

Yeah Nick is an odd beast because even reaction wise his stuff gets nowhere like it did a few months ago so it shows people lost interest pretty fast. A bit like Trisha good for a taste not a swallow. Very low effort and frankly not even good tier low cow, very low effort. With Chantal its her dissonance and delusion. He keeps calling himself the biggest trainwreck but its that self-awareness that is grating on people because it shows its all about view coin.

His fucking Orlin arc is tiring tbh just dull and repeated ad nauseum and I am glad people are done with it frankly.

 

[Atatata]

Give me all the hats you want, but for some reason I feel kinda disappointed that Orlin didn't actually die from heart disease or something even though Nik lies about shit all the time for just the slightest bit of attention.

Him actually dying would have been a pretty good twist ngl.

 

[Private Joker]

So...how long before Nick and Orlin start making snuff films? They're just about at the end of the gimmick rope here.

Look for their onlyfans leak... it's horrific enough.

 

[Nobue]

Oh, thank the heavens! Dumb and dumber back at it again with the fake banter, torn assholes and sexual transmitted infections! That video Orlin made titled 'I am alive' was the season finale of 'Shitshow faggots', and now that he's miraculously resurrected from the dead they can continue with regular programming. It's ridiculous, really. I dunno who they think they're fooling at this point, even the kids who watch him know that the shit he does is for attention. But faking your own Husbands death? For a YouTube check? Yeah, that's a new one.
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That's a look that says, "I am so alive it hurts."

 

[draculasestateagent]

is he seriously gonna keep this up for the rest of the year? just back and fourth between a break up and make up scenario? can’t see many people enjoying that for much longer.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

I definitely agree with everyone's sentiments here. I just started cowwatching Nick about a month ago or so and he's already becoming boring. This whole breaking up with Orlin/Orlin dying/Orlin suddenly leaving and then him getting back together with Nick/coming back to life/Orlin coming back home cycle is super fucking tiresome and I hope that Nick changes his clickbait routine soon.

 

[A borscht-on]

I have to say--these two are so goddamn ugly, whether they be malnourished twinks or blubbery fatsos. Just hideous. Orlin looks like he has his tongue (or chewing tobacco) permanently shoved into his lower lip, sounds mentally retarded whenever he speaks, and has a facial expression that gives away his absurdly low IQ. Nick? Nick has a face like a bloated hamster, protruding teeth, zero bone structure or musculature, and a furry ass. They are utterly repulsive creatures. How can anyone fap to their content? Who would pay to see Orlin motorboating Nick's ravaged anus?

Next move will be a pretend suicide stunt, or pretend conversion to religion, or Nick just plain shoving burgers up his asshole. I'm sure he has already done the latter, he just hasn't filmed it yet. However, since he's a scat queen, get ready for more shit themes in the very near future.

 

[Constellationzero]

I have to say--these two are so goddamn ugly, whether they be malnourished twinks or blubbery fatsos. Just hideous. Orlin looks like he has his tongue (or chewing tobacco) permanently shoved into his lower lip, sounds mentally retarded whenever he speaks, and has a facial expression that gives away his absurdly low IQ. Nick? Nick has a face like a bloated hamster, protruding teeth, zero bone structure or musculature, and a furry ass. They are utterly repulsive creatures. How can anyone fap to their content? Who would pay to see Orlin motorboating Nick's ravaged anus?

Next move will be a pretend suicide stunt, or pretend conversion to religion, or Nick just plain shoving burgers up his asshole. I'm sure he has already done the latter, he just hasn't filmed it yet. However, since he's a scat queen, get ready for more shit themes in the very near future.

I just can't get over that bizarre widow's peak which does his face no favors fat or thin. And the hair style exaggerates this and is really unflattering making it hard to look at on its own.

 

[[Redacted]-san]

Nik and Orlin both have ugly personalities, I'll say that much.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Nik and Orlin both have ugly personalities, I'll say that much.

Their assholes aren't very pretty, either.

 

[Demonslayer1776]

Nikokado is in one of those unique situations where his content is trash, but screenshots of his titles and thumbnails are hilarious. No value in his actual content, but reposting out of context screenshots with is titles is genuinely funny. I look forward to his eventual spiral of desperation where he has to give increasingly ridiculous titles to try and clickbait views.

 

[Beluga]

In his latest Q&A, Nik says he's gonna vote for Biden twice and then for Trump twice. He also talks about Charlie Gold, crosspost here to get the tea, as the youngsters say:

Nikocado Avocado talked about Charlie in his latest video. He calls her disgusting for being mean with no reason under the guise of trying to help our gurls Chantal and ALR, calling them fat while she has lost only 5 lbs in a year, calls her bitter and he thinks her channel should be terminated, lol. I wonder if she'll address him on her Twitter. Timestamp is 1:30:56 if it doesn't work.

 

[Gorgabesch the Unholy]

Nick's most recent "Pesto" fire noodles (does...does he not know what pesto actually is...?) video where he just casually talks isn't that bad. I like watching/listening to videos where people just ramble while I work, it just makes it easier for me to concentrate? Imagine how jarring it is to hear this man moan with overt sexuality from eating fucking noodles. But this video? This is actually what I like to see. I wouldn't mind seeing Nick like this for his YouTube videos and save the crazies for his Patreon/OnlyFans.

And I'm going to say this: I know Nick (rightfully) gets a lot of hate, but he can be genuinely funny at times. Really his whole life is a damn shame.

 

[escándalo]

Can confirm from the UK a ton of Nicks views have been demonetised. Its a good job he invested in that patreon