Trashfire Adam Kovic & Ryan Haywood (The Dead Pixel / Koko / Pikovic, and James Ryan Haywoood / Iron Ryan / The Mad King / Vagabond) - Rooster Teeth associates who've sent horrifying nudes behind their families' backs in what looks like a gay catfish

How many accusers will there be by the 23rd?

  • 9

    Votes: 5 0.7%
  • 10 ~ 12

    Votes: 91 12.0%
  • 13 ~ 15

    Votes: 273 36.0%
  • 16 ~ 18

    Votes: 185 24.4%
  • 19 or 20

    Votes: 44 5.8%
  • More than 20

    Votes: 161 21.2%

  • Total voters
    759
  • Poll closed .
So that he can emotionally and psychologically damage one last person?
I have no clue what you're talking about. It sounds like you're assuming I meant so he would get hit and die. I would never EVER EVER insinuate that I hope someone gets hit and brutally killed in a motor vehicle accident. I was simply reccomending an idea for a game when Ryan finally finishes his vacation and returns to AH. :^)
 
Ok. I'll slightly walk back my comment. If any of the women were underage or are mentally ill, sure, he definitely took advantage of them and should face the music.

But these are still adult women who should have known better. It doesn't take rocket science to understand that having sex with a married person without the other partner knowing and approving is wrong.
"It was obviously totally wrong to take advantage of these retarded, mentally fragile 17 year old virgins but these mentally retarded 18/19 year old virgins are adults who should know better!"
 
He might as well buy a 55-gallon drum of lube and grab his ankles at this point.


Its prime day. Now would be the time to get it.


Its amazing how monumentally stupid this man is. After watching how Mignognas career got hosed on the mere assertion of impropriety, he just engages in it whole sale. And paying to transport under 18 fans across state lines for sex? Dude is fucked if this comes to the attention of a federal prosecutor.


incidentally, the federal prosecutor for Rooster Teeths region looks like a real battle axe with a priority focus on sex crimes involving minors.

 
In incidentally, the federal prosecutor for Rooster Teeths region looks like a real battle axe with a priority focus on sex crimes involving minors.
I wonder if he would prosecuted in LA county instead, since that’s where he had sex with her. The thought of Ryan doing a dime in Chino with a sex offender jacket does bring a smile to my face.
 
I'm fairly certain if some dude on the street attacked you with a sword, you'd afterward tell the police he had an "actual weapon," but okay.
Alright smartass, I'm fairly certain Ryan isn't going to go on a killing spree with a sword in Texas so I don't care if he took home a couple of knives from RT or if he took home expertly crafted katanas folded over 1 guhjillion times by a blind smith on the top of mount kinji. My point being taking knives home from work is not a note of concern or interest
 
For people wondering why Burnie bounced, well I'm sure there's shit on the horizon but he probably also wanted to get out ahead of shit like this being dredged up:
When I heard Burnie left I was surprised and looked into it. He got a little crazy the past few years imo but I guess he didn't actually lose brain cells or at least maintained enough of a brain to know it that rooster teeth had peaked and was only going down down down. He probably knew it was a matter of time before someone there had shit dredged up, as well. I don't even know how they make enough money to pay their existing roster tbh, not even mentioning all of the behind the scenes employees which are apparently treated like shit.
 
When I heard Burnie left I was surprised and looked into it. He got a little crazy the past few years imo but I guess he didn't actually lose brain cells or at least maintained enough of a brain to know it that rooster teeth had peaked and was only going down down down. He probably knew it was a matter of time before someone there had shit dredged up, as well. I don't even know how they make enough money to pay their existing roster tbh, not even mentioning all of the behind the scenes employees which are apparently treated like shit.
If I have the time I can also dig up an old Drunk Tank where he's talking about Zagat's food or a food review about it and makes a play on the word faggots with it.
There's more stuff I'm sure but it's 4am, I'll have a look tomorrow.

And I think you might be referring to these reviews: https://www.glassdoor.co.uk/Reviews/Rooster-Teeth-Productions-Reviews-E747258.htm

Unfortunately I'm not sure how reliable Glass Door is when it comes to checking for credibility and ensuring people actually worked where they claimed to work. Not denying RT is and was shitty but they're not concrete.

Edit: To clarify, I don't give a fuck about Burnie using nigger, nigga or faggot. I'm just speculating on the timing of his departure.
 
Ryan "they'll throw me in a cell, and I'm going to hell" Haywood.

Also, new proposed thread title:

[HORRORCOW] Ryan Haywood (James Ryan Haywoood / Iron Ryan / The Mad King / Vagabond) - Former Rooster Teeth Associate, Sex Pest, Statutory Rapist, Fangirl Groomer, DDLG Aficionado - Also includes some shit about Adam Kovic in a gay catfish, but nobody cares about that anymore because HOLY SHIT RYAN!!!​


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I was always instantly suspicious of gaming channels that expanded much beyond gaming content. Kind of seems against the point of video games right? They're meant to be social simulations where you can fuck fake lolis or kill niggers epically outside of rl. Once you start doing cons and fostering some kind of extant community based on overly expensive merchandise and fandom worship/thirst this shit is exactly what's going to happen (see: Channel Awesome). At least Bowie was a talented musician
 
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