Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Foodie Taste Critique

Marshmallow fluff- "Marshmallow fluff... it's like fluffy marshmallow, exactly what it is, marshmellow fluff."
Sunflower Jelly - "A bit tart, sweet"
Drumstick Ice Cream - "That is so good"
Churro Cereal - "MMMMM It's good"
Mrs Renfro salsa - "It's got a nice kick. I'll be eating the whole jar of that."
First carmel chocolate - "Shh I said shh... mm okay."
Payday- "It's like peanuts!"
Pineapple Glaze - "That is full of flavor, like whoo, red pepper, something spicy, pineapple flavor."
Spicy Dill Chips - "MMM those are good, those are good pickles."
Jalapenos - "It's like a sweet- OH MAN THAT HEAT, I love it. Oh man, oh yeah. I love it....... mmm, that is delicious, good jalepeno flavor."
Mustard - "It's not a strong horseradish.... It's a bit sweet, taste the mustard."
Almond Joy- "The almond like ahh, mmm."
Friero Rioche - "They taste like nutella.... tastes like christmas party."
Zero - "It tastes like creamy white chocolate, it's like nuts."


"I ran out of mayonaisse" - Chantal

It appears the generous vlogger is from Kansas. Sunflower jelly and mustard were from KS.
 
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Zero effort on her part as usual. Half the fun of dressing for up Halloween as an adult is putting together your costume. I thought at least she had added that little pin of Chip as a cute thoughtful detail, but no. It is part of the dress. She should be going as Mrs. Potts or a genderbent LeFou anyway. Or maybe a depressed Beast after he lets himself go.

Also including the same pic from her Insta just for the line "meat with his soufflé". Barf.
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Fuck You Fat Cunt said:
Well this is interesting.
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The 'Charlie Coal' account is clearly the one who created it. Why post it 2+ weeks after the incident? As much of a presumptuous bitch Charles is, you can tell this wasn't her handy-work. From the e-mail subject all the way down to the signature. Chantal's an idiot for falling for this, end of story.
 
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This bitch who cannot cook splurged on a very pricey Dutch oven?? A vessel that some of the most devoted of home cooks can't even afford, or treasure with all their might because to them, it was a sound investment towards doing something they love to do?

Eat balls, Chantal. I am completely top-hatting it over this. Got to 2:39, my rage kept increasing, and finally shut it off. I'll wait for all of your excellent recaps instead of watching this greasy zeppelin butcher a French classic in her fucking Dutch oven. 🖕
 
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95% sure that's the Amazon Basics dutch oven. Weird, though: usually she attempts to do a rich influencer imitation. I would've expected her to have the cliche Eiffel Tower Le Creuset like every other basic bitch. But then, Chantal fails. Again.

ETA: the Gordon Ramsay comment is spot on. French onion takes literal hours. Chantal can't stand, or commit, for that long.
 
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hotcheetospuffs said:
Pretty sure it's a Lodge dutch oven, not a Le Creuset.
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Even if it's from the red Solo plastic cup family, she honestly does not deserve one.

The only explanation that I would accept for her manic spending spree of late is that she was recently told that she only has a short time left to live, so she's going out in a blaze of glory shame.
 
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shes so very, incredibly, astonishingly stupid

-the fact that this opens with a 'not for kids' warning gives me such a sense of dread
-her hair looks like fucking shit, is this supposed to be effort?
-she tries to sing belles song but ends with a stupid voice french
-shes pushing 'lauras kitchen' and is out of breath just doing that
-"i just felt like dressing up" more like you knew you needed to hurry up and use that 'costume' bc it wont fit by halloween
-stupid demonic voice 'singing' to her cat i HATE
-now we get Soft Voice chantal as she walks us thru a french onion soup recipe. its basically onions, butter, and cheese so of course she'll love it
-she cooked the bread under the 'boiler' and rubbed dry garlic on it
-she also fucked up the recipe on the second fucking step so
-she apparently listened to her viewers that for some reason didnt want her speeding thru the recipe portion of the vids
-shes going to eat one serving and "freeze the rest" sure, right next to the fudge
-already justifying eating extra before shes even done cooking it
-SHES EATING PICKLES AGAIN
-her fucking stomach must be pickled by now
-she bemoans what it mustve been like to be a deliate french maiden who had to WALK to go get bread
-she couldve made fucking anything from the 'be our guest' segment but no, she did french onion soup bc belle is french
-"im extremely hungry" = she hasnt eaten in the last hour
-is she...implying that she gets hair in her soup bc of beastiality? weird.
-she threatens lauras kitchen by saying shes moving in
-always with the wooded serving spoon
-i wish it wasnt soup. the slurping noises are horrifying
-more singing, i wish she would choke. says its bad bc her tonsil are sore despite saying before that they were swollen but didnt hurt
-shes apparently forgotten that she was going to tell a story or something, and instead is moaning about her food and how she needs to eat healthy "immune-boosting" foods
-she NEEDS to eat pickles. pickles are to chins what toothpaste is to alr i guess
-she says no junk, just 'real food' but to her thats anything from a restaurant with no drive thru so
-about cinderella: "i was always so mad she needed a MAN, a PRINCE to- oh look at that cheese" and that about sums up chantal
-the cheese-pull is the money shot of youtube apparently
-this cow has 80 THOUSAND subs now?
-not even half done and shes wishing she had made a second bowl. but no, shes definitely gonna freeze the rest in individual portions
-why bother you idiot we all know youre gonna eat it right away
-"im not feeling like eating salad today for some reason" because you havent figured out how to deep fry it yet?
-once again shes drifted away from the fairy tale topic
-she was gonna do an actual beauty and the beast recipe but it was too complicated and might have required actual work
-she bought those french onion soup dishes just for this...why
-long pause..."cheesy"...long pause
-she has BARELY mentioned belle, the supposed topic of this video
-"so yeah, beauty and the beast"
-ew she simped for gaston. must be the 5 dozen eggs
-"mmm cheese...mm probably if youre into alpha males, which im usually not" i was wrong before THAT sums up chantal
-she turns her shh tic into disney singing this is what a lobotomy is like i think
-god forbid, she might actually have to soak that bowl. probably only for a week or 2 before she decides to actually clean
-im just kidding we all know its going in the trash
-she literally put a warning on this video, supposedly to talk about the dark version of beauty and the beast, and then just...forgot? shes a fucking moron
-now shes talking about her outfit and how the candle is her favorite.
-shes scraping the sides of the bowl bc she knows damn well she wants more than a single serving
-i cant believe this fucking idiot forgot the whole point of the damn video lmao
 
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