🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Elric of Melnibone said:
Two reasons, one kind of power levely, the other from data Ralph himself shared recently. First the power levely.

Anyone that has ever done any study in public speaking, stand up comedy, or philosophical debate knows that its not just what you say and how you say it, it is the crowd you say it to. Thats kind of a messy way of putting it, but you don't have to fully unpack that to understand my point. In stand up comedy for instance, your goal as the comedian is to get the crowd to laugh. Alot of stand up comedy, or just comedy in general is in timing and crowd manipulation. Its mostly impossible to tell jokes that will 100% work and make people laugh, however, due to what we know about mob mentality/crowd psychology, we know that you don't actually have to make everyone in a crowd do something to get desired results, the rule of thumb is 20%. If you can get just 20% of any crowd to do something, the social and psychological effect of that will become viral. Here is a short video that will detail this psychological phenomenon. So in the example of stand up comedy, you dont have to work the whole crowd all at once, you just have to get results from about 20% and the rest will follow, this is also why its almost always advantageous to directly engage hecklers because it allows you to manipulate that crowd psychology to further incentivise crowd participation in a positive way (laughter) and to disinsintivise negative reactions (heckling). So if you make 20 people in a crowd of 100 laugh, the majority of the rest will laugh even if they dont find the jokes funny because they are psychologically wired to want to fit in and not be an outsider. Ralph is low effort, but he has either figured this bit of manipulation out on his own (after all even though he never got his degree he did at least attempt to do political science as a degree, and this would absolutely be part of that lesson plan) or he just haphazardly discovered it by acident chasing money and fame and just sticking to the lowest effort way to obtain both.

Now that we have the wall of text portion out of the way, what furthers this idea in my mind is how he recently said that he had only sold 20 out of 100 "exclusive collectors edition/limited edition" t-shirts. Thats 20% of the total. So I use what I know about crowd psychology, apply it to the data available, and we come out to roughly 20% of Ralphs audience is legit, and since not all of those are financial backers, I would guess that 20% of those legit viewers and 'fans' are his financial backing, but I err on the side of caution and inflate it slightly to 1/3 of that initial 20% because again, that 20% of legit viewers and fans are the hardcore followers of Ralph, the people that for what ever reason enjoy the content that Ralph puts out. The rest of the viewers are people that just want to be a part of something socially, hate watchers, or bots.

Sorry for the effort post, but stuff like this fascinates the shit out of me and is one of the main reasons I enjoy following cows. I like applying my knowlege of different fields to them to figure out how they work.
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imho: the rule is as low as 10%. 20% is a lock. 10% is the lower limit.
 
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Anyone remember that time Ralph huffed an 18 year olds shit to own the haters?
 
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Edilg said:
Honestly would be a good move for him. I think Crummia pays like $100~150 per show so more than he's getting now in lemons. Also would get access to a production team so his God damn audio might be fixed as well.
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Lol, it would be a funny move. Keith runs pretty much everything and is late and incompetent on all matters if you're not Anthony or Gavin. Even more angry drunk rants for us than usual

Plus, the semi-necessary crossovers with practiced standup comics would have Ethan looking like a fool even more frequently. Bibble would need to go, they're already at the Compound Black Person quota with Taleeb. I cannot imagine Pat tolerating Ethan Ralph even a little bit
 
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Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis said:
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Anyone remember that time Ralph huffed an 18 year olds shit to own the haters?
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ralph no one buys that all your haters are the ones eating shit youve ate shit on camera and most of your paypiggies have seen that, this is pathetic he's reduced to trying to get one up on shit eaters
 
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Elric of Melnibone said:
Not sure how to rate this, the length screams dumb, the material screams puzzle piece, but the sheer amount of effort that went into making it, and with hyperlinks to boot, that demands a winner.

Edit, nah its a puzzle piece. I never realized that copy pasta;ed hyperlinks still worked.
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Lol, of course I didn't actually write that. It's from the wiki page on Revelations, I just changed a few words for comedic effect. Didn't take that long and I found it amusing. If you didn't, oh well. Gimme the 🧩 and with humility I shall accept it.
 
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Sam Losco said:
I'd be interested to see how many lemons he'd get if the treasure chest didn't exist. I'm sure most of the lemon parties are just people sending him lemons they get from that. Very few people I think, actually buy lemons to give to him.
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probably most non recirculated and non pity donation lemons are from site rewards given to people since he makes less than minimum wage without that
 
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All becomes gunt said:
We fought a valiant war ladies and guntlemen. Its fucking done for now. I declare complete victory for the Axis forces against the Gunt Alliance.
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What a wild couple of months. People from all sides have come together to bring Ethan down. And we all live to fight another day. I won't rule out a Ralph comeback, but it will be squashed. As of now, I do think this is about far as it will go.
Ethan Ralph BTFO
Sweet sweet sweet victory.
 
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MeltyTW said:
He's already in a passive aggressive catfight with chrissy who already hates him, likely another keemstar situation where ethan is kept around as a denial asset
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Chrissie Mayr? Does she actually hate him? She's had him on her show a few times. What's she fighting with Ralph about?

I'm also feeling better after a couple days of rest & I'm ready to recap tonight's. . .

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. . .Southern. . .history stream. Oh. Joy.

I'm holding out until the clusterfuck that will be the Nov. 3rd Election Night stream, but I think I'm "retiring" after that unless something big happens.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Chrissie Mayr? Does she actually hate him? She's had him on her show a few times. What's she fighting with Ralph about?

I'm also feeling better after a couple days of rest & I'm ready to recap tonight's. . .

[checks notes]

. . .Southern. . .history stream. Oh. Joy.

I'm holding out until the clusterfuck that will be the Nov. 3rd Election Night stream, but I think I'm "retiring" after that unless something big happens.
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Guess that stream is our victory lap. Looking forward to it.
 
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So in the past few months Ralph has:

-Abducted a mentally ill teenager
-told the haters it was a chad move and she is hot
-posted a video of them eating burgers at a museum to own the haters. But wound up exposing her meth teeth, leading to further scrutiny.
-published a sex tape because a Mexican wearing a dildo on his head was dunking on him.
- sex tape contained visual confirmation of the micropenis, scat fetish and teenagers gross fat rolls.
-after total humiliation, stopped addressing his personal life, leading to his show becoming unbearably boring.
-burnt bridges with everyone that’s not a total sycophant, making his show even more boring.
-impregnated the teenager, totally disregarding how genetically fucked the kid will be coming from two fat and ugly parents.

Wow, @theralph in trying to own the a-lawgs in this thread, you’ve fucked up the rest of your life. You must feel like a total retard, lol.

We win!
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Chrissie Mayr? Does she actually hate him? She's had him on her show a few times. What's she fighting with Ralph about?

I'm also feeling better after a couple days of rest & I'm ready to recap tonight's. . .

[checks notes]

. . .Southern. . .history stream. Oh. Joy.

I'm holding out until the clusterfuck that will be the Nov. 3rd Election Night stream, but I think I'm "retiring" after that unless something big happens.
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Who does he even have on that would know anything about Southern history? I doubt Ralph himself would know much of substance considering his status as a double-dropout. About the only the only shit that hasn’t been done to death is the sheer fucking nightmare of Reconstruction and how that dovetails into other problems down the line.
 
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