US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Reminds me of something I heard long ago in an analysis of a french horror film: "A martyr isn't someone you truly appreciate. A martyr is a corpse on a stick you shake to proclaim your righteousness." It seems they are quite literally turning Joe into a martyr. And honestly during the Obama era I actually apreciated how compared with his contemporaries at least he had some personality for real. But leaving aside the reasons to like him, and leaving aside the reasons to hate what he's done. No one should be put through that. Ever. At least not while they're still alive.

Was it Martyrs by any chance, though it doesn't sound like the line I remember in regards to martyrs.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The New York Post really scored a direct hit. The absolute freak out by Twitter and Facebook to try and bury this is telling, as is the deafening silence from the WaPo, New York Times and MSNBC.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

They should get Will Ferrell to star in a Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story-style biopic about Hunter Biden and his crack-laden adventures. John C. Riley can play the corrupt Ukrainian official from Burisma and the plot is they both have to get the laptop they pawned for crack money back before it leaks to the New York Post.

That actually sounds like a fun movie ngl.

Now I'm off to wonder if you could turn that into a video game...

 

[Waifuwars]

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Ok let's be honest, would you do him a quick handy for $85? I would. No homo.

 

[UselessIdiot]

Twitter just keeps fucking itself. Bunch of pussies. Have never seen a company work so hard to destroy their credibility over the span of just a few hours. Watch what happens to Big Tech during Trump's second term.

That's why I don't use social media. I know many on the right wouldn't really have a platform otherwise because there are not really any big alternatives, but the blatant bias is just too much and I don't want to support them.

 

[Basil II]

Hunter Biden gives me overcompensation vibes, like he's trying to be "big macho badass" because he got bullied or smth.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Welp. 10 new pages since I last refreshed at noon. Guessing they're freaking the fuck out over this Hunter Biden thing?

 

[CrippleThreat]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1316558554732531713

https://archive.md/ZLKc9

Something tells me the comments are along the lines of "What about your tax returns, Drumpf?!"

 

[OnMoTi]

A quick update, there is currently nothing about this on the homepages of ABC, NBC, CBS, or CNN.

 

[Trust Me I Know]

I'm not usually one to judge people solely on who they vote for, but anyone at this point voting for Biden is an Enemy of the State. If you can't bring yourself to vote for Trump, then vote for Kanye, or Jo, or for the Green Party dude. The Democratic Party needs to be jettisoned into the trash heap of history.

 

[Shield Breaker]

He Regets it
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Twitter Reason by 1day legal:...
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This is why I don't think it is some 4d chess move by big tech to repeal 230. It's much more simple to and elegant to realize they're just retarded.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

https://tw.tinf.io/realDonaldTrump/status/1316558554732531713

https://archive.md/ZLKc9

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Something tells me the comments are along the lines of "What about your tax returns, Drumpf?!"

NY Times did that and it fell back on their face while everyone believed it. I‘ll still be waiting for them to release the story of how Joe Biden receives $200,000 in campaign speeches after leaving the White House with Obama.

Joe Biden Received up to $200,000 for Speeches After WH

Former Vice President Joe Biden has raked in millions of dollars since leaving office in part due to his outsized speaking fees.

www.breitbart.com

 

[GuntPunt]

Ok let's be honest, would you do him a quick handy for $85? I would. No homo.

He needs that money for crack.

Last drive by meme I swear.

 

[Snekposter]

Oh 2020, whatever happens at the end, so far, you are not disappointing me.

All we need now is zombies, Skynet uprising, and an armed communist revolution on the Left Coast to make our lives complete.

Well, judging by how 2020 has gone, it would be a Communist super-AI and its army of techno-zombies. Does that count, or do they need to be three separate events?

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Twitter just keeps fucking itself. Bunch of pussies. Have never seen a company work so hard to destroy their credibility over the span of just a few hours. Watch what happens to Big Tech during Trump's second term.

Twitter should be barred from access from any government subsidized service which means the internet at large. Shut it down.

Actually wait like 30% of my revenue comes from Twitter...GOD DAMN IT JACK STOP BEING A CUNT.

 

[sperginity]

Maybe Jack needs to start firing people.

...and replace them with who? its a bay area tech company. The pool of available candidates is going to have the same percentage of SJW lunatics as the employees. They will also start protesting if too many people get fired, it happens at google fairly regularly over a lot less. I don't think its a big brain 4D chess move on twitter's part to try and force a 230 change, I think the execs are at the mercy of the employees because they took on so many unstable people and have no way out. Spotify's employees are threatening strikes over joe rogan episodes.

 

[Trust Me I Know]

So is Bernie seething right now, or is he smugly chuckling in one of his lake houses?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Twitter just keeps fucking itself. Bunch of pussies. Have never seen a company work so hard to destroy their credibility over the span of just a few hours. Watch what happens to Big Tech during Trump's second term.

It won’t even wait until his second term. The day after the elections the Justice Department is going to land on them for FEC violations and anti-trust violations.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

So is Bernie seething right now, or is he smugly chuckling in one of his lake houses?

He's seething he couldn't be in a better position to buy another lake house, in one of his lake houses.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

It won’t even wait until his second term. The day after the elections the Justice Department is going to land on them for FEC violations and anti-trust violations.

You're more optimistic than I am. I still fully expect unelected activist types to refuse to allow Trump to go after them. Like how they're slow walking Burr to death in his investigations.