Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Konstantin Romanov]

Either we’re dangerous and must be stopped at all costs or we’re a bunch of morons who can’t get anything right ever. We can’t be both.

We can be both if you consider that we and everyone who trolls the rat king on twitter and the spectrum of ironic to genuine /pol/acks are all collectively the same 9 guys with a vast army of sock accounts we use exclusively to DDoS Jake's twitter replies. I for example am everyone in Bex's thread, but when manning my fleet of twitter bios (I am everyone with a marble statue as their profile pic) I tend to forget all the pertinent information about her and just haphazardly guess that she was born a man. Don't tell Jake I admitted to this, the guy who runs every anime avatar account will get mad.

 

[Wallace]

Either we’re dangerous and must be stopped at all costs or we’re a bunch of morons who can’t get anything right ever. We can’t be both. Sorry, Gnomeo, it’s not possible for you to be under constant threat from stalkers who don’t know who you are. Either you are in danger and accept that you are a bearded gnome named Jake Alley, or we’re wrong about your identity and you are never troubled by stalkers at all.

This is a common doublethink for people who believe in conspiracy theories. The people running the conspiracy are simultaneously omniscient Machiavellian chessmasters who control everything, and incompetent buffoons who are easily defeated by the right magic words or gestures. Same with TDS.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Don't tell Jake I admitted to this, the guy who runs every anime avatar account will get mad.

Nah, we're cool.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Did he just call Becky a transwoman? She's not going to be happy about that. Another Jake vs Jake in all of that is saying that people posting dead names, photos and links to the threads on someones feed won't even hurt their feelings, it's a pathetic attempt at an attack by virgin pants shitter, then saying that other people reading that information might take it to heart. Not unlike his twitter buddies seems to have done shortly before they drop him like a turd. Not saying that they read KF but when they find out about Jake and what he's been up to they cut him loose. Pathetic and ineffective or shockingly destructive?

I think he’s saying that she’s obviously not a trans woman, which could get him into trouble in two different ways - the implications that she presents as female and that trans women always look like men.

Mind you, given the way Becky flip-flops on her gender identity depending on whether she’s trying to gain identity points or is merely horny, I don’t think there’s any way to win. At least, not if you’re a simp like Jake. If you’re not, the way to win is to walk away and let her screech at the cucks.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

So what are the insults he thinks only land for transwomen that we used on waifu Becca? Is it because we said she's faking people stopping her in public to comment on how skinny she is? When you look like Jake I guess maybe it seems more plausible that people would consider Bex dangerously thin.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So what are the insults he thinks only land for transwomen that we used on waifu Becca? Is it because we said she's faking people stopping her in public to comment on how skinny she is? When you look like Jake I guess maybe it seems more plausible that people would consider Bex dangerously thin.

Theory: people on Becky’s thread often sarcastically refer to Becky as a man when she forgets she’s supposed to be one. Jake, suffering from the triple-whammy of autism, social retardation and a deluded belief in his own intellectual superiority, takes that at face value.

Good to know he’s keeping a close eye on the thread that thoroughly chronicles her many lies and inconsistencies, though. She’ll like that, I’m sure. I wonder how many times he’s damn well had yon big ol’ jostle to that topless photo of her.

 

[Darndirty]

I think he's all-in now. He went as far as getting rid of the gnome beard and posting selfies in a wig and dressed as a woman which honestly surprised me. Jake must have realized that showing up at cons claiming to be a buxom trans woman online while still looking like every other slovenly white dude in attendance was hurting not only his cred with NPCs, but also torpedoing his chances of getting work in those circles. Jake reached the point where he had to finally back up the lie he cultivated 6 years ago in order to worm his way into Chelsea's Kewl Kidz Klub.

Yeah but he's not posting those selfies on his account right? I would wager a bet he's only dressed like that a handful of times and never out in public. He's a coward he's not brave enough to go to a restaurant dressed like that or anything like that. Whatever you think of troons and pardon the pun but it takes balls to go out in public like that.

"Even if he goes back to bald fat guy with a grey beard he won't ever take on a male identity. He's been a fat, bearded and bald woman for so many years already so it wouldn't change much."

Thats because he's too much of a little bitch to take on a male personality.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I would wager a bet he's only dressed like that a handful of times and never out in public. He's a coward he's not brave enough to go to a restaurant dressed like that or anything like that.

He claims that he did in fact go to a restaurant in full costume, with his visiting cousin who helped him procure said costume. And one of the selfies was taken in a car, so he was out somewhere. I doubt he goes out often, but he has at least done it a couple of times.

 

[Darndirty]

He claims that he did in fact go to a restaurant in full costume, with his visiting cousin who helped him procure said costume. And one of the selfies was taken in a car, so he was out somewhere. I doubt he goes out often, but he has at least done it a couple of times.

Yeah but here's the thing. I don't believe a fucking word jake says about almost anything. Everything is exaggerated and distorted to make him some sort of martyr that has been wronged by everyone for no reason whatsoever. Everything that comes out of his mouth is a half truth, complete fabrication or his autistic mind misreading situations or a misleading of actual events skewed to make jake the good guy

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Violet discusses her Kiwi fandom:

"You'll never be a woman, Rebecca Marie Gerber!" said no Kiwi ever.

Bex is the womaniest woman who ever womaned. What she ain't is trans of any kind. Or any flavor of masc. Or Jewish, for that matter. Or Cuban, come to think of it.

 

[repentance]

So now we're harmless and couldn't hurt anyone even if we tried!
I think we've finally been knocked up a notch or two on the Scale of Respect

I guess it must be those lesbian rape gangs who caused Jake to flee his home.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

INTENSE VIOLENCE

 

[repentance]

He claims that he did in fact go to a restaurant in full costume, with his visiting cousin who helped him procure said costume. And one of the selfies was taken in a car, so he was out somewhere. I doubt he goes out often, but he has at least done it a couple of times.

What was interesting about that tale was that Samantha helping him up his presentation game implies that he was doing little before then. He didn't even know how to use hair pins until after that time, so I doubt he was even trying to present as a woman on a daily basis. He probably sat around at home bald and in slob clothes most days.

 

[Next Task]

"You'll never be a woman, Rebecca Marie Gerber!" said no Kiwi ever.

Bex is the womaniest woman who ever womaned. What she ain't is trans of any kind. Or any flavor of masc. Or Jewish, for that matter. Or Cuban, come to think of it.

According to her thread, someone's trolling Becky with a fake her Twitter account. And it's definitely not a gayop because they think she's an MtF troon and trying to insult her that way.

So the moment she receives real harassment it's clearly not from here. So Jake, in his infinite wisdom, and own inability to post any of the harassment he lies about receiving, has decided to shine a spotlight on threads documenting just how much he and Becky lie. All in an attempt to refute someone that even Becky knows didn't come from here, but was something to do with her German cuck's job.

Good work as usual, Jake. His attempts to 'help' are always actively detrimental.

 

[Water-T]

According to her thread, someone's trolling Becky with a fake her Twitter account. And it's definitely not a gayop because they think she's an MtF troon and trying to insult her that way.

So the moment she receives real harassment it's clearly not from here. So Jake, in his infinite wisdom, and own inability to post any of the harassment he lies about receiving, has decided to shine a spotlight on threads documenting just how much he and Becky lie. All in an attempt to refute someone that even Becky knows didn't come from here, but was something to do with her German cuck's job.

Good work as usual, Jake. His attempts to 'help' are always actively detrimental.

*insert Ralph Wiggum "I'M HELPING!" gif here*

 

[TurboNAS]

I'm going to do a run-through of his latest Twitch stream, because it's short.
00:00-00:24: I fucking hate Jake's voice. It has to be one of THE most annoying voices anyone could have. It sounds like a cartoon nerd voice. The kind of character who is deliberately voiced to be as obnoxious as possible. If I had to describe it, I'd say it's the typical nerd/autism cadence, but mixed with Micky Mouse.
No wonder nobody watches his fucking streams. Sitting through 7 minutes of him is awful. 7 hours is a violation of the Geneva Convention.

...


02:46-03:00: Jake helpfully informs us that Fallout 76 Edition Chess is 'kinda bad'. As opposed to 'good' or 'bad'. The Chess Golums, seeing a chance to be free, attempt to escape Jake's grasp and fling themselves off the table. Not even digital inanimate objects want to hang out with Jake.

03:05-03:10: The Chess Golums attempts at a mutual suicide fail horribly, as they glitch out the board and cause it to explode, like Jake's dick does when he imagines Zoe Quinn watching Kamen Rider with him.

Staying true to form, Jake makes sure that everyone knows his extra special Grrrrllll name by labeling the tabletop:

At least this video was short. Next in the queue is 7 hours of playing The Forest.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Forgiveness and shovels:

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah but here's the thing. I don't believe a fucking word jake says about almost anything. Everything is exaggerated and distorted to make him some sort of martyr that has been wronged by everyone for no reason whatsoever. Everything that comes out of his mouth is a half truth, complete fabrication or his autistic mind misreading situations or a misleading of actual events skewed to make jake the good guy

This is the fun of the Jake thread, though. Jake is always lying. Jake is always delusional. Jake is always completely out of touch with reality. So given what Jake says about any given thing, what actually happened? How much is lies? How much is delusional? How much is just that Jake is literally just so stupid he doesn't actually understand what is even going on around him?

He's like a living unreliable narrator novel.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Forgiveness and shovels:
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Did you hear that? The ones trying to kill him are the people who cut him off on Twitter, not us!
If I didn't know better, I'd say Jake is trying to bury the hatchet with us. Pro tip: once you're ready to join us here, contact a mod to get verified.

 

[AnOminous]

Did you hear that? The ones trying to kill him are the people who cut him off on Twitter, not us!
If I didn't know better, I'd say Jake is trying to bury the hatchet with us. Pro tip: once you're ready to join us here, contact a mod to get verified.

Spill all the details on those mean, mean troons.