🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Anti Fun Aktion]

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/9/20 - Thots & Mayrs to all are armed forces (ft. Angelo John Gage & Chrissie Mayr)

• 9:48 PM & we have our Bojack intro
• IT’S FRIDAY NIGHT, LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO, etc.
• [usual guitar intro]
• Ladies & gentlemen welcome to the Bloodstream I am your host anemic & crankier than usual
• Welcome to Ralph sucking his own dick for ten minutes as he congratulates himself for putting out bonus content & assembling an ensemble cast of unfunny Internet speds to host his show (Bibble is okay, Gator is occasionally tolerable)
• Someone superchats “I hate Ethan ‘Von’ Ralph” in German but no one understands it because there’s not a working braincell among them
• The boys are all giddy tonight but I just want to eat a steak & go to bed
• Yelp racism controversy
• The guest is a bald Italian man from Jersey. I don’t know who the fuck he is. Ralph keeps saying his name & it sounds like “Angela.”
• Shoutout to David Weiss the Flat Earth King
• Let’s talk about Zionism right out of the gate because fuck you
• Talking about Trump
• Angela did two tours in Iraq. Poor fucking guy.
• His name is Angelo John Gage, I had to look this up because Ralph is a mushmouth & Angela’s kinda mumbly
• He managed to not kill anyone, but he was still pretty fucked up by his tours. His friends that survived either succumbed to addiction or killed themselves.
• “Cache” is pronounced “cash.” Why does no one fucking know this
• “I was eighteen, I didn’t know anything. I voted for Bush & he sent me to Iraq.”
• This is getting really fucking real. My God, this poor guy.
• Ralph interrupts his poignant monologue to ask if he saw any hot Iraqi chicks. Ralph is such a piece of shit. The man is opening up about his trauma & how his government & country failed him ASDFJHGJLKL RALPH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
• Angelo lives in a 97% white area & everyone is poor & on heroin. The only black people there are well-adjusted & have jobs. SouthernDago won’t like that.
• Angelo wrote a book but “Zoomer Girl" misplaced it
• I believe it’s called “The Mundane & The Metaphysical.” It sounds semi-autobiographical. He seems like a pretty cool, interesting guy. Wasted on Ralph’s show.
• Working title for Ralph’s book is “Infamous.” Larry: “Like the video game?”
• Angelo isn’t voting because fuck it. Vote third party, all the cool kids are doing it
• Superchat sez “Ralph will lose weight before he writes a book.” Ralph gets irritated & starts taking callers instead.
• Mr. Bill calls in & says don’t worry about shit because God. Trump the best president since Andrew Jackson. What the fuck.
• Angelo says no third party, just don’t vote. He doesn’t want to choose between Criminal A or Criminal B. Then. . .vote for Criminal C, how is this hard? Even if it won’t do anything right away, it’s still a step in a different direction. Better than just sitting on your hands as far as I'm concerned.
• ZIONISM!!! Everything is garbage & will never get better
• Tradlife you’re on the Killstream
• Ralph is drowsily slurring & plodding along at a glacial pace. He’s on pills.
• Tradlife is still clinging to his retarded Tucker/Tulsi ticket dream to save America
• Angelo mentioned Portuguese people & summoned Warski
• Warski looks like a weaker Seth Rollins or that guy from New Girl & not like a methed-out hobo
• SouthernDago Dago-ing with Angelo
• Uh-oh, Bibble says Italians aren’t white lol. Dago is getting pissy about it. He starts screaming but he’s just playing & then forgot what he was saying
• Ralph is just writing his name over & over again in his notepad like a preteen girl
• Go ahead Butters you're on the shitshow
• Ralph is doing a Southern History show on Wednesday Ralph are you trying to break me
• Butters wants to join in but I doubt Ralph will allow it because he has negative charisma
• As if to prove my point, Butters goes on a long, rambling, unspeakably boring diatribe about his family history
• Warski is going home to Portugal in four months. He is going to hire someone to work all the land he is buying. He is in effect creating a plantation.
• Bye Angelo John Gage, he has a Twitter & a YouTube I guess. He has a lot of glowing praise for the Killstream.
• Warski goes on a long rant about COVID, incorrectly states that the only people dying were already on death’s door. Counterpoint: COVID is so dangerous because literally no one is completely healthy
• Chrissie Mayr is here. Just what I need, unfunny vagina jokes as I hemorrhage to death
• Gator always has a lot to say about unfunny comediennes that talk about about their vaginas all the time, but Chrissie Mayr is the (not quite) right-wing version of that.
• Shock of all shockers, normal people in Canada see Warski as a crazy methed-out hobo.
• Warski rants about COVID some more
• (My little brother is young, in the best shape of his life, just graduated top of his class from the academy, & COVID knocked him on his ass for weeks. It’s been two months & he still has a bad cough. Go fuck yourself you greasy methed-out sped.)
• Chrissie talks about boring unfunny drama between boring unfunny comediennes. I have no idea what’s going on & I frankly don’t fucking care.
• Now we're talking about rape jokes & the raping of rape jokes
• None of these fuckers know how to read the goddamn room & that’s why their jokes always bomb
• Chrissie is so funny people forget she’s a woman. Silence.
• No one has laughed at Chrissie once. Well, Ralph quietly politely chuckled once or twice.
• She’s gotta stand up for Compound Media or something
• Comedy has been excessively sanitized for woke consumption, I agree
• More superchats
• Chrissie talks about how a former friend started shitting on her Twitter over a joke. “If we were friends, why didn’t you message me first?” Ralph, predictably, jumps all over this.
• CHRISSIE DID NOT STEAL A BAG SHUT UP
• Chrissie loves Q
• Chrissie does not understand the coomer meme
• Here I am shit-talking comedians when I can’t even try to be funny tonight
• Pornstar talk
• Larry has to go as he's had enough of pornstar talk because he's an insufferable prude with a stick up his ass iron his shirt, he has a wedding to go to
• Colbert really is a shell of his former self. Depressing.
• Ralph jokes that his audience hates women. Uhhhh. . .I'm not so sure that’s a joke.
• Ralph jokes that the caller is macking on Chrissie. Caller is insulted.
• How do you find bitches who aren’t fat? Chrissie explains.
• Wait, Larry actually got creeped out by pornstar talk? What a puss.
• Ralph hurt Dingo's feewings again
• How do get a girl that’s a freak but not a slut? Chrissie explains again.
• Go to hotel bars for quality lays
• Ralph likes recording bonus episodes because he doesn’t have to do research. Nigga you don’t do research to start with
• Bye Chrissie go away
• She keeps ending with “love yew, byeeeeeeee" & I want to punch her in the face every goddamn time
• Fuck yew Warski byeeeee
• Clip of Alex Jones saying “titty pussy" with no context
• Venomous hairy caterpillars
• Ralph has sold 20 of his 100 LIMITED EDITION shirts
• Shitting on the eighth grader from the VP debate again
• Trump on Rush clips
• More Trump clips
• Someone made a Baked Alaska Law & Order clip lol
• [Peaceful Sunset outro]
• [2nd outro: The Rolling Stones— "Some Girls"]

Kinda surprised Angelo John Gage doesn't have a thread on here, although he's got an article on rational wiki. Here is a response video of him that will satisfy the Kiwi's.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

It's better for the fields not to lie fallow but instead use a nitrogen fixing crop like turnips or soy. I guess the best analogy would be to focus on Fuentes while Hollywood God is an amusing side plot.

I'd rather focus on Dax Diddler. Firstly because I fucking despise him far more than The Gunt or Fuentes (I don't even know who Hollywood God is) and secondly because he's guaranteed to react to criticism in a way that invites more criticism.

 

[Sam Losco]

He started early for the Pres Town Hall, so I missed his start by about 20 minutes.

 

[Postal Pippa]

He started early for the Pres Town Hall, so I missed his start by about 20 minutes.

Whelp, Im already that late, I leave it to Sam tonight.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

It's a mess of a stream. People want to hear Trumps answers, and Gunt and them are all talking over it with just name calling and other childish shit.

 

[Eggg]

if youre talking about the segment where he tells caller cleo is alive youre mistaken we never see her ralph just says cleo is there, afaik cleo is still more likely to have been eaten

The only way I'll believe Cleo hasn't been consumed by the gunt is if he shows her live on camera.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

He started early for the Pres Town Hall, so I missed his start by about 20 minutes.

Well, fuck me, I didn't realize. Time for a super-late recap.

 

[Sam Losco]

Looks like Kaz finally just gave Ralph his stream key:

 

[Eggg]

Kaz not running the chillstream uncut (all one word) anymore as pointed out by @Sam Losco. Ralph got Kaz to fly over to America and consumed him in a drunken rage.

RIP Kaz , we will miss you <3

 

[MeltyTW]

RIP Kaz , we will miss you <3

S to spit on homo nogs.

Looks like Kaz finally just gave Ralph his stream key:
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so hes openly ban evading now and another capo bites the dust as gunt saunters with minimum wage, ive never felt more btfo

 

[Free Dick Pills]

[...]

Baked Alaska, on Friday is about to start streaming his RV trip with Ip2 bottom of the barrel of society IRL streamers one of whom almost died on a drug overdose due to pills and liquor, and the Rv trip hasnt even started yet. This is after baked alaska has used a mentally ill women for content, and had an Andy Warski-tier event of spitting on a random guy and pepper spraying him, and then getting involved in looting a star bucks. And during all this we have Nick Fuentes, constantly coping and having to go to bat and defend all of Baked's behavior.

what a disaster, ladies and guntlemen!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

If 230 is gone what's going to happen to his little hit piece and the doxxing of ades job?

 

[Sam Losco]

If 230 is gone what's going to happen to his little hit piece and the doxxing of ades job?

Well nothing. He published that himself so it's on him anyway. I don't think 230 has anything to do with that.

 

[MeltyTW]

Well nothing. He published that himself so it's on him anyway. I don't think 230 has anything to do with that.

what about pat littles little call to child murder and terrorism?

also the cleo sticker shop pic is obviously fake so cleo is confirmed dead unfortunately, we must alawg even harder for ralphs rape and devouring of his animal

 

[Sam Losco]

what about pat littles little call to child murder and terrorism?

also the cleo sticker shop pic is obviously fake so cleo is confirmed dead unfortunately, we must alawg even harder for ralphs rape and devouring of his animal

That would be on Dlive. It happen on their platform.

 

[MeltyTW]

That would be on Dlive. It happen on their platform.

well fuck this just seems like the pass the buck off of ralph law no wonder ralph wants it so bad, keep dreaming ralph were most likely stuck with biden and the one silver lining is hell probably just yeet you if you even somehow manage to recover since hell want alt right dissent snuffed

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/16/20 - Town Halls & No Calls

• Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to the really late reeeeeecap I'm your host holy fuck Larry Ridgeway has a kid what the fuck?
• I come on to literal screeching about Biden, Bibble talking about caressing balls, Ralph being muted, & Larry making barbecued chicken & macaroni & cheese for his daughter.
• Gator makes the hot dog & mac & cheese Mundane Matt joke
• Ralph says God will probably “curse” him with a daughter
• HE WILL DO THE GENDER REVEAL ON STREAM SWEAR TO GOD
• Oct. 30th is Killstream Halloween
• Clip of a dude screaming at people to wear a mask?
• Xbox: Home of the N-word™
• Lol I just remembered Ralph can’t vote because he’s a felon. Winner: Kiwi Farms
• Larry does a show with Dingo wat
• ROAD RAGE TAMPA Dec. 15th; Ralph is gonna rent a giant place or something to party in
• Janet Reno is dead?
• “Shoutout to Coach Red Pill, that piece of shit”
• Florida women taste & smell like ashtrays, & you can put cigarettes out on them
• WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE CALLERS
• Biden's strategy is to be obscenely boring. The Killstream strategy
• Trump’s town hall meeting was “lovely"
• Ralph “jokingly" calls his audience “subhuman pussies" for not calling in
• Ralph didn’t put a sticker on his cat you retards
• 
  
• Goodnight Gator
• Ralph wants to do a Saturday Sunset on the 24th while he’s out of town. He’s gonna watch fights with Bibble
• Democrats in 1864 were the best
• Callers are unspeakably boring
• Ice-cold political takes from the panel
• Larry never wears a mask because he’s a fucking idiot
• Ralph is getting pretty hammered
• Fauci says no Thanksgiving, but the panel is going to coof on their relatives to show they don’t hate America or something
• Ralph is making hats, & he has a big-ass head
• Caller talks about cancelling holidays & Ralph gets mad
• Election night roster
• Maybe Destiny will be on, who knows
• Ralph is getting very short with chat & being very snippy because how will so many guests talk at once? BECAUSE THEY’RE CALLING IN INDIVIDUALLY EVERY FIFTEEN MINUTES YOU MENTAL MIDGETS
• Ralph is drunkenly slurring about how disappointed he is by the lack of callers
• He has an interview with Whitney Webb. People ask who she is & Ralph curtly & helpfully tells them to just Google her
• Reading news articles
• Dark Butters says some weird cryptic shit about DLive & leaves
• Panel talks about Thanksgiving food
• Ralph gets pissy with chat
• Ralph is slurring really hard & stumbling over his words a lot, so of course he keeps trying to read news articles aloud to pad out the stream
• News clips to pad out stream time because Ralph is too drunk to read
• Warski’s here, whatever
• Debate on whether or not “Paki" is offensive
• Smash or pass the Paki on Twitter
• Reading the Paki's tweets. She’s a Twitter something-or-other
• In a shocking twist no one saw coming, Warski’s political takes are even more retarded than everyone else's
• Goodnight Bibble
• Shillery
• Warski hates niggers o'clock
• MUH GOOBERGRAPE
• YouTube & DLive bans, muh freeze peach
• The panel conducts intelligent discourse on the use of the nigger word
• DLive > YouTube because DLive is more accommodating. Warski loves DLive. Ralph is still salty about them. Ralph & co. will move on to greener pastures eventually.
• Warski claims DLive loves the Killstream Krew. X to doubt
• Warski’s stutter has gotten fucking horrible, my God
• More clips of a Republican senator from Nebraska or some shit idk
• NEOCONS!!!
• Ralph educating Warski on the Never Trumpers
• Bitching about politics & Corona-chan
• Incoherent Joe Biden clip
• Tim Heidecker deplatforming everyone
• Clip of Tim Heidecker is getting schooled by Fuentes
• We got a brief Null mention because he totally tried to get Ralph deplatformed (he didn’t)
• A thousand people still watching four hours in
• 
  
• Lmao okay
• “WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST” –Ethan Ralph
• HURRY UP & END I'M FUCKING TIRED
• “Just imagine if we had network backing" loooool
• Everybody loves cats! It’s the Catstream!
• Caller Critical sounds drunk &/or like he’s got a mouth full of cotton. He’s going a mile a minute & near unintelligible. He has to go to the hospital because he has a pulmonary embolism?
• Another caller says Eric Andre is just Baked Alaska for normies
• Ralph pulls out his stupid fucking mall ninja sword
• Goodnight good luck goodbye
• [Peaceful Sunset outro]
• [Outro #2: Tyler Childers - "Whitehouse Road"]
• 

 

[MeltyTW]

• Ralph says God will probably “curse” him with a daughter

• “WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST” –Ethan Ralph

great parenting ralph! having clips of you saying you hate your daughter AND clips of you knowingly bringing her into this world despite risk of horrific defects while also risking the already meager poverty line straddling income that is steadily if not rapidly dwindling as it is. im sure your child will love ya bunches, you know assuming the likely harlequin birth doesnt happen

 

[Sam Losco]

Here is a handy chart of the amount of lemons he's gotten since I've been sniping him. These aren't exact numbers but rounded, down I assume, to the nearest tenth as Dlive only shows two decimal places, so that's why they all end in 0. The 35k was the flat Earther stream. There was one stream early on I didn't finish so that one isn't included. His 3 day suspension is the end of Sept, so between the 15910 and 18820 points.
I wish I was smart enough to figure out how to easily export the earnings data from the site. I tried messing around with their API but it's undocumented so I really didn't get anywhere beyond the few examples they have.

 

[anuscabbage12]

Here is a handy chart of the amount of lemons he's gotten since I've been sniping him. These aren't exact numbers but rounded, down I assume, to the nearest tenth as Dlive only shows two decimal places, so that's why they all end in 0. The 35k was the flat Earther stream. There was one stream early on I didn't finish so that one isn't included. His 3 day suspension is the end of Sept, so between the 15910 and 18820 points.

what would also be interesting is doing lemons/total stream length, as the more recent streams he has tried to stretch them out to squeeze as many lemons as possible out of his dwindling audience. The stream today was over 4 hours. It may show a much clearer downward trend