US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Nejo said:
Why does Hunter look like a bad-timeline Hank Hill
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Hunter has never known the joy of grilling a thick, juicy steak over a propane fueled grill and seeing as he's a degenerate he likely uses charcoal and he uses cocaine instead of getting the natural high every man achieves when he mows his own lawn regularly.
 
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Vaclav said:
"Trusted" is the keyword.

I remember some discussion about how Hillary, for all her power, had her IT run by that moron who was asking how to use BleachBit on Reddit. The election leaks showed how incompetent the entire DNC was with technology. The thing is, these politicians have very few people they can trust, especially to take care of their personal computers, emails, etc. Usually they pick someone like the child of a college frat brother or someone who's been working for their family forever. It has to be a person who's joined at the hip to them or who they have solid blackmail material on so they can be certain they won't leak secrets.

Also, politicians don't know anything about computers and don't know how to verify that the person they're hiring knows what they're doing. They also have little understanding of the dangers of technology use - they know that information can be stolen by hackers, but they don't know how that works and what things pose a risk. So a lot of them end up leaking sensitive information, because as politicians they can't avoid using modern communication technology and there are few people they can trust to manage their use of it.
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This is undoubtedly why the Biden campaign is so stunningly technically incompetent; they're terrified that if they hire someone, they'll see how far gone Biden really is and go public. So you're having a bunch of corrupt boomer insiders who have no idea how to computer frantically trying to run livestreams and so forth.

Jimmy Durante's Ballsack said:
Maybe Jack needs to start firing people.
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He'd have to fire himself if he actually wanted the problem employee gone, and we know that won't happen.

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Oh 2020, whatever happens at the end, so far, you are not disappointing me.

All we need now is zombies, Skynet uprising, and an armed communist revolution on the Left Coast to make our lives complete.
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I'd prefer an unarmed communist revolution. I'd always hoped to live through a repeat of the Boxer Rebellion.

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Potential plot twist: Hunter kills himself in meth-addled shame after becoming the best known rich kid fuckup ever. Biden rides into office on a wave of sympathy but can't continue due to grief, making Kamala Prez even faster than expected.
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I suspect a number of rich, corrupt failsons with 'colorful' lives will quietly 'disappear' or 'commit suicide' in the coming weeks or months. It doesn't matter how good the incentives are not to talk if your brain is too hammered from drug abuse to act rationally. Someone like that is a liability, and Hunter's goof has made that extremely obvious.
 
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4chan post, believe at your own risk, but supposedly the email was syncing as of yesterday:View attachment 1664797
Like bottom says, unproven. Just an FYI.
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I love how Rudy Giuliani of all people is one of the main characters in this scandal.
It's a real mix of nostalgia and ironic absurdity for this year's politics be frontlined by the likes of Cuomo, De Blasio, Bloomberg, Biden the Beltway Grifter, Trump and Giuliani. A real mobster aesthetic, Manhattan Gang v. Big Gay Money.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
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Joe Biden's campaign is now a reaction video channel. His campaign is talking more about Donald Trump's policies than his own. Probably because Joe doesn't have any. I don't know how to describe the cackle I let out when I saw this tweet, but it was not the cackle of a righteous man.

Also it's kinda' weird that Joe Biden has absolutely nothing to say about this Hunter scandal. Like... If it's completely made-up horseshit, wouldn't you just say that? Wouldn't that be the first thing you do in the morning? How does making a reaction video to random shit from a Trump rally take precedence over your coke-son juking some dude for $85, causing every dirty deal you've ever made to spill out to Trump's campaign team?

That's actually one of the biggest reasons that I don't believe a word of what's coming out is a lie, because his campaign has responded immediately to other things before, but we're going on two days now and Joe has precisely jack nor shit to say about it. That's a pretty fuckin' odd stance to take if you're an honest man who didn't have a coke-son who fucked up your entire campaign for $85.

47 years of political survival, a quarter of the duration of the U.S Government's existence. A lifetime legacy crumpled, shit on, and thrown in the trash because your meth-son wouldn't pay someone $85. I don't think the English language can describe how much Joe Biden must hate Hunter.
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*shrug*
It's Joe's fault for trusting the fuck-up with running a bath, let alone helping foreign hostile oligarchs buy influence in the White House
 
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I just want to ask something - and I know it's silly to ask, since stupid people don't typically consider such things - but why the fuck do people take pictures or have pictures taken of themselves doing shit like this? How retarded do you have to be to think "hey I'm the son of a VP and now-presidential candidate, maybe I should do drugs off a whore's ass and fall asleep with a crack pipe in my mouth, and have someone document it!" Was he wanting to go through his photo albums one day and fondly remember the time he gave his nose AIDS from a hooker's asshole?

I hate to say it because I hate him so much but this shit almost makes me feel bad for Joe. The kid he had who actually tried to do shit right, died. The kid he has that is still alive may have just severely hurt his presidential prospects and definitely brought shame to his family, especially considering it was only a couple weeks ago we heard him yell during a debate how Hunter was "home and doing better and wasn't doing drugs anymore". Idk if he's far enough left on the spectrum to think "maybe it's not too late for an abortion after all" but I'd hate to be put in that position.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
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Joe Biden's campaign is now a reaction video channel. His campaign is talking more about Donald Trump's policies than his own. Probably because Joe doesn't have any. I don't know how to describe the cackle I let out when I saw this tweet, but it was not the cackle of a righteous man.
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This is awful, it's so scripted. It's obvious everything they say in this video was written by staffers and the cheery piano music makes it seem all the more staged.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
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Joe Biden's campaign is now a reaction video channel. His campaign is talking more about Donald Trump's policies than his own. Probably because Joe doesn't have any. I don't know how to describe the cackle I let out when I saw this tweet, but it was not the cackle of a righteous man.

Also it's kinda' weird that Joe Biden has absolutely nothing to say about this Hunter scandal. Like... If it's completely made-up horseshit, wouldn't you just say that? Wouldn't that be the first thing you do in the morning? How does making a reaction video to random shit from a Trump rally take precedence over your coke-son juking some dude for $85, causing every dirty deal you've ever made to spill out to Trump's campaign team?

That's actually one of the biggest reasons that I don't believe a word of what's coming out is a lie, because his campaign has responded immediately to other things before, but we're going on two days now and Joe has precisely jack nor shit to say about it. That's a pretty fuckin' odd stance to take if you're an honest man who didn't have a coke-son who fucked up your entire campaign for $85.

47 years of political survival, a quarter of the duration of the U.S Government's existence. A lifetime legacy crumpled, shit on, and thrown in the trash because your meth-son wouldn't pay someone $85. I don't think the English language can describe how much Joe Biden must hate Hunter.
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Maybe it's just me, but the first thing to strike me is they're laughing about the shut down and quipping, while regular folk are still struggling with the last one or worried about a second one. It comes across as heartless.
 
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Sithis said:
I just want to ask something - and I know it's silly to ask, since stupid people don't typically consider such things - but why the fuck do people take pictures or have pictures taken of themselves doing shit like this? How retarded do you have to be to think "hey I'm the son of a VP and now-presidential candidate, maybe I should do drugs off a whore's ass and fall asleep with a crack pipe in my mouth, and have someone document it!" Was he wanting to go through his photo albums one day and fondly remember the time he gave his nose AIDS from a hooker's asshole?

I hate to say it because I hate him so much but this shit almost makes me feel bad for Joe. The kid he had who actually tried to do shit right, died. The kid he has that is still alive may have just severely hurt his presidential prospects and definitely brought shame to his family, especially considering it was only a couple weeks ago we heard him yell during a debate how Hunter was "home and doing better and wasn't doing drugs anymore". Idk if he's far enough left on the spectrum to think "maybe it's not too late for an abortion after all" but I'd hate to be put in that position.
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You can't rationalize it because it's irrational. Meth, especially, can cause permanent, chemical changes to brain tissue and the rest of the central nervous system (CNS) that can't ever be undone. One of the biggest changes that take place is an increase in "neuronal death." The CNS has a very limited ability to regenerate neurons, and methamphetamine dramatically speeds up the rate of neuronal death, and generally speaking those neurons can never be recovered.

Long-term meth abuse literally causes brain damage. Hunter Biden smoked himself retarded, don't try and understand him.
 
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WeDon'tNeedToWhisper said:
Watching a little bit of his Town Hall. This woman is asking Joe how he's going to ensure that her transexual EIGHT year old daughter will be given equal rights.
Are you fucking serious lady?? Shame on you for being a sorry excuse for a woman and a mother. Call CPS, that's fucking child abuse.
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God please have Trump win reelection 🙏🙏🙏🙏

I don't want people like this get away with child abuse
 
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Sure he is.
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Seriously how can you just sit there and say that woman is a undecided voter, when her husband ran as a Democrat for congress back in 2018.
 
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