Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Vetti]

Dick has shot back up to over 2000 followers on his new Twitter.
This has me thinking:
Shitting on Dick has been a pretty light hearted past time for most of us these past few months, but I think that in a years time, Dick is going to become one of those guys who people are obsessed with trying to "finish".

I think that he's going to go through a similar thing to Ralph where because of his smug demeanor and inability to take an L or cope, he'll attract a lot of people who are obsessed with being the one to finally abort Dicks Patreon, or his Twitter presence, or something similar. Up until recently, Dick has been so boring and irrelevant day to day that nobody has cared to try that shit except PodAwful but now Dax seems to be on a path where he'll only be attracting faggots like that the longer he lingers, and eventually he'll probably lose to them.

I think what I'm trying to say is that I'm a homosexual.

 

[Popper Whiting]

And we weren't even trying to do that. I mean fuck all I wanted to do was talk about beans.

People should have learned by now bean talk always has wider repercussions. Poor Bill never envisioned the devils he'd unleash.

Truer words never spoken. Being the dude who still lives like a high schooler at age 40 isn’t as cool at age 40 as it sounds when you’re in high school — if you were ever dumb enough to think it sounded cool.

Dax seems to think there are only two ways to live: be a degenerate and have “fun” or put on a suit and tie every day, have no sex, and be boring. His inability to navigate the space between those two — and his unwillingness to consider that there IS a space between those two — has really fucked him up. He’ll always be miserable as long as he believes wanton degeneracy = happiness.

You can try and hang on to that highschool mindset as long as you can, but time, and a receding hairline, will bring you undone everytime, no matter how much you try to deny reality.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

The raison d'être of Kiwifarms is not to "call out" lolcows. Only a person with no sense of humor (e.g., a TDS fan) would mistake us for a moralizing shame site.

We are anthropologists.

I like to think of it as—to borrow a term popularized by the late Hunter S. Thompson—gonzo anthropology. Or gonzo farming.

But credit most go to Dax himself for making it so fun to milk him. Without that, it wouldn’t be worth it.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Dick has shot back up to over 2000 followers on his new Twitter.
This has me thinking:
Shitting on Dick has been a pretty light hearted past time for most of us these past few months, but I think that in a years time, Dick is going to become one of those guys who people are obsessed with trying to "finish".

I think that he's going to go through a similar thing to Ralph where because of his smug demeanor and inability to take an L or cope, he'll attract a lot of people who are obsessed with being the one to finally abort Dicks Patreon, or his Twitter presence, or something similar. Up until recently, Dick has been so boring and irrelevant day to day that nobody has cared to try that shit except PodAwful but now Dax seems to be on a path where he'll only be attracting faggots like that the longer he lingers, and eventually he'll probably lose to them.

True, but those guys are faggots who would be busting their ass to do what without intention, effort or forethought we here shitposting have already done. I mentioned it earlier but the second you put a bit of spite, or hate, into your actions when laughing at another person, it just ends up with you looking like the asshole. I don't like Trump, and the guy is ripe for ripping on as a politician, but nobody mainstream has done so without an immense amount of butthurt so it has never been effective. If you're going to rip on someone, do so because you think it is funny, not because you're angry/pissed off/butthurt about somebody. It is always going to fail unless you're doing it purely for chuckles.

And for some reason you're never going to offend someone as much as you possibly can unless you're doing it purely for chuckles. The second you take it seriously is the second your mockery stops being effective.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

>Lawsuits
>85% of the time
>Massive silent audience
>Don't care about politics
>All vote "Red"
Take my word for it, no need to read the thread. Stay in our safe space that keeps getting upvotes on posts shitting on Daddy Dick.

 

[Physics Ninja]

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>Lawsuits
>85% of the time
>Massive silent audience
>Don't care about politics
>All vote "Red"
Take my word for it, no need to read the thread. Stay in our safe space that keeps getting upvotes on posts shitting on Daddy Dick.

Didn't Josh say something similar about Dax's trucker audience that Dax laughed off and denied

 

[Love Machine]

Didn't Josh say something similar about Dax's trucker audience that Dax laughed off and denied

Josh mentioned that they would probably not be interested listening to Digi being a pedophile on a podcast.

 

[High Tea]

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>Lawsuits
>85% of the time
>Massive silent audience
>Don't care about politics
>All vote "Red"
Take my word for it, no need to read the thread. Stay in our safe space that keeps getting upvotes on posts shitting on Daddy Dick.

Truckers don't care about moral politics? Have they ever met a trucker? Do they honestly think a trucker who spends thousands of hours on the road so that his kids can eat would be totally cool with someone like Digi? Maybe they wouldn't care about banging chicks or crapping your pants, but do they honestly think the majority of people who vote red would advocate for loli and Cuties?

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Those truckers need something for the little girls in the sleeper to listen to!

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Dax doesn't care about Moral Politics. He's a manly man who only cares about free speech and will fight for it tooth and nail.
Also please don't say the F-slur and the N-word around him or his show. The moral politics of those words is not a good look and Dax disavows.

 

[Had]

>Massive silent audience

It's the silent majority guys you don't understand

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

That's a long time to forget. By now a lot of those cards should be expiring of have been reissued cause they were lost.

Patreon fuckery theories:

1. He is paying himself to make himself look cool because he is obsessed with image as that dollar amount is the only claim to legitamacy he has to show he is successful & he cries victim to legitimize it. This most likely would be done through a mix of Crypto laundering and Kickstarter kickbacks he cosigns and promotes with the sketchy mush brains who he keeps around despite being incapable of doing a single thing right, but they are willing to sign off on this crap and take the legal hits for him as well as keep it hush hush.

2. He's laundering Cryto through a crypto tumbler and paying himself to avoid capital gains tax on currency appreciation.

3. Old fans forgot they were paying and Patreon is not listing them as no longer donating if they lose their card or get a new one (this did happen to me and showed me as still donating to Dax even though I wasn't)

4. Potential money laundering from some sort of activity (His marketing company is as sketchy as a mom and pop construction company, he admits he loves to play loose with the IRS, he barely does any work for either job, and seems to only be concerned with drugs and whores)

Or we are all wrong, Dax is super cool and awesome and funny and we are all just jelous haters and his communities are super cool and awesome too and people give money because they want to belong to these super cool exclusive communities and Dax sells out every venue he goes to and tops every chart he is on and the metrics don't correspond because Evil SJW's and Karens are gunning for him 24/7 but he is unphased by it all cause he is an alpha chad who will take on all comers and can do anything and everything because he is smarter and stronger than anyone.... but I have my doubts.

The lolsuit is what led to the big number, and that was in 2017 if I remember right. Most debit cards are good for 3-4 years if memory serves. If it’s just people forgetting we’d probably notice in the next 6-8 months.

 

[MeltyTW]

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>Lawsuits
>85% of the time
>Massive silent audience
>Don't care about politics
>All vote "Red"
Take my word for it, no need to read the thread. Stay in our safe space that keeps getting upvotes on posts shitting on Daddy Dick.

>massive audience
>20 upboats
i guess the audience is sooooo quiet they only give money without ever discussing, engaging with, watching, or visiting any sites or forums ran by dick masterson! how convenient of a narrative! never have to actually prove youre not money laundering or botting or just donating your own cosco wage back to yourself! no just say the audience is there but theyre reeeeeeallly quiet and theyre reeaaaaalllly hidden. Tbf though i guess a child molesting podcast is something youd try to keep on the dl.

Edit: Also lets not kid ourselves like we did with Tonka, fucking truckers, construction workers, brick layers, etc etc are not listening to Dick Masterson the master of overly compensating for missing masculinity, its the same as with the kumite minus the middle age mom demographic, its incels and internet autists whove never thrown a football or a punch in their lives and who live in sunlight deprived depths with noodle arms. i mean is madcucks a dick fan turned contributor a chad alpha worker? is Riley? either of them? is crippled jesus or vito? no all he has is internet artists who just need a kumite esque program to make retarded doodles for, kids wanting to be manly. ugly whores, etc etc. Oh also child molesters, pedophiles and lolicons the last remaining vestige of the dickheads actually cant forget them.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

i guess the audience is sooooo quiet they only give money without ever discussing, engaging with, watching, or visiting any sites or forums ran by dick masterson!

If it's not money laundering, literally the only explanation is 95% of his audience are MASSIVE SIMPS who give him money JUST to give him money, while getting nothing of value in return, and not watching TDS or interacting with him in any way.

"I'm not owned! I'm not owned!" he screams as he slowly transforms into a pile of corn.

Dax has a lot of simps, this is pretty funny. The guys on reddit watching TDS, writing awful love poems, and whining about how hard it is to live in society today, think they have weight in calling ANYONE autistic. I seriously can't think of many things more autistic than being a manosphere beta orbiter of fucking Dax Herrera.

That seems likely. Every story I've heard from him seems like he's always on the backfoot with them or raging over something his sister, dad or mom did. That in and of itself always seemed pretty lame. Him doing nothing but complain about his family just makes him seem like a spoiled middleclass teenager with no real life experience. Actually kinda like faith lol.

I always find it sketchy as fuck when a person has NO family photos on the Internet. I've never seen a photo of Dax with his mother or father, or even a brother, sister, cousin, anything. If I'm wrong I welcome anyone to correct me. But it looks like Dax Herrera is completely fucking estranged from his family.

 

[Dusty Old Bones]

Didn't Josh say something similar about Dax's trucker audience that Dax laughed off and denied

Maybe I'm but I'd like to think if most red blooded truckers had the time and the foreknowledge, they would happily leave people like Digi in shallow graves all across the desert

 

[Crystal Golem]

I always find it sketchy as fuck when a person has NO family photos on the Internet. I've never seen a photo of Dax with his mother or father, or even a brother, sister, cousin, anything. If I'm wrong I welcome anyone to correct me. But it looks like Dax Herrera is completely fucking estranged from his family.

I'm beginning to think his whole life is fake. Is it possible dax is just the king of all trust fund kids?

I really don't believe he was ever successful at marketing cause he quite clearly sucks at marketing himself.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Credit card companies generally work with vendors to carry over subscriptions onto the new card. Hell, many businesses likely stay open because of it (Sirius XM comes to mind; gyms are known for basing their business model on people who stop showing up but are too ashamed to cancel). Patreon is definitely one of them. A good chunk of Patreon’s revenue comes from people too fiscally irresponsible and lazy to cancel a $10/month charge.

Regarding Dax’s family, he only seems to give a shit about his nephews. I suspect it’s because he wants to be Cool Uncle Dick so when they get to be teenagers, he can be the cool guy who lets them hang out and drink at his house. Maybe let them throw some parties so some girls their age show up. By then Dax will need even longer hair to hide his bald spot. Maybe start dyeing his facial hair too so he can pretend to be younger.

 

[Basil II]

>Lawsuits
>85% of the time
>Massive silent audience
>Don't care about politics
>All vote "Red"
Take my word for it, no need to read the thread. Stay in our safe space that keeps getting upvotes on posts shitting on Daddy Dick.

republicans are well known for liking pedophiles, galaxy brain take here.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Ah yes truckers have veins of ice when it comes to chdren.

 

[变性黑鬼]

If it's not money laundering, literally the only explanation is 95% of his audience are MASSIVE SIMPS who give him money JUST to give him money, while getting nothing of value in return, and not watching TDS or interacting with him in any way.

I wouldn't put the money laundering past him. He's clearly into crypto, tax evasion, etc. Plus, it is the stated reason NP2 was put on Match list. However, it is certainly not the only possible explanation. The majority of his patrons are on the $5 tier (the $20 one is for superfans), and simply watch the show when they receive the video link on Tuesday without interacting further.

Edit: I just thought of another supporting fact to indicate that the patrons are real. Dick does an annual livestream where he reads out every single patron's username and tells them to go fuck themselves. It's like a 6 hour stream of just reading usernames, so I don't think he would do that if the patrons were fake.



How long has he been blow $20k now? If it's fakery, we should see an uptick back above $20k soon then.

I always find it sketchy as fuck when a person has NO family photos on the Internet. I've never seen a photo of Dax with his mother or father, or even a brother, sister, cousin, anything. If I'm wrong I welcome anyone to correct me. But it looks like Dax Herrera is completely fucking estranged from his family.

He constantly talks about the boating and camping trips his family goes on, and staying at their house with his boyfriend.

Ep 223's thumbnail features the orange mojito his mom made for him, that had a live spider in the mint leaves.

It is really odd that there are no pics of him with his parents. It might be deliberate though. His dad has been on the show, and called in, but was never on camera. He probably doesn't want to get them in trouble for being associated with him.