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Don't do my girl Winnie like that.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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GremlinKween
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Who Now
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Just wondering; have we seen foodie scooty since the one day debut rolling down the road? I don't recall seeing her use it except that one time. Is it still in her back seat?
She's not going to do that and then when she realizes how much she is going to have to pay, she will flip. This is probably the most money she has ever made.
Let's say, just for fun, she does plan on keeping track. Since Peetz is in some of the mukbangs, does his get written off too? If he is not in them, and she cooks for both of them or orders Skip the Dishes for both of them, she does separate receipts? Hell no. Think of all the possibilities she could claim:
Tacky wigs
Ill fitting Torrid hauls
Exercise ball
Foodie scooty
The ugly sofa (since she has shown it in videos)
Car tray
Elton John sunglasses
Green screen and video equipment that isn't used
No-Taste decor items
edit to fix horrid typos, hopefully
She's not going to do that and then when she realizes how much she is going to have to pay, she will flip. This is probably the most money she has ever made.
Let's say, just for fun, she does plan on keeping track. Since Peetz is in some of the mukbangs, does his get written off too? If he is not in them, and she cooks for both of them or orders Skip the Dishes for both of them, she does separate receipts? Hell no. Think of all the possibilities she could claim:
Tacky wigs
Ill fitting Torrid hauls
Exercise ball
Foodie scooty
The ugly sofa (since she has shown it in videos)
Car tray
Elton John sunglasses
Green screen and video equipment that isn't used
No-Taste decor items
edit to fix horrid typos, hopefully
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Ms Darkstar has to be a Grade-A moron. Clotso is becoming more and more "confident" with each video?
The face of confidence.
Heheh. With fans like these, who needs haydurs? Hey Colbin, ya retard, if you love her so much, why can't you pony up for the paywall? You heroine is surely worth $25 or so a month, isn't she?
It would be pretty funny if the big fat load starts
Yep, that's Clotso... a thaughtful [sic] sweatheart [sic]. No doubt she has a big heart. Nothing on her is small. Where do they find such nitwits? Oh right, attached to a Clotso video. Makes perfect sense.
This is why blubberhead makes such pronouncements and lies about helping the homeless. Here she is, getting asspats and praise already, and she has done nothing but shit out more food in one day than homeless people eat in a week. No need to follow up by actually giving out stuff to the homeless; she already got her payoff.
Just reading this tells me that Kara M has to be a fat, ugly loser who probably is a mukbanger in her fantasies. In fact, I get such strong vibe about this from nine little words, that I just have to look and see if I guessed right...
lol, yep. I'm getting pretty good at this...
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I think I noticed that it wasn't there in the video when Chantal and her Hentai Goblin went to the pumpkin patch. I can't be bothered to go back and check if it disappeared before this.
Ostensibly she got it so that she could go on longer walks (with said Hentai Goblin) aided by seated breaks. However we only saw 1 (maybe 2?) vids with it in use before it became lodged in the back seats, only to be recently replaced by a roll of toilet paper. Given the change in weather, I doubt she is going to be going out on any more walks (too cold; too much risk of slipping etc etc), so I think she is going to balloon up even more over Winter.
*edited for spelling and clarification*
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‘Sweatheart’ truer word was never spoken!!!!
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I sincerely hope that whatever makeup she used for this "look" stained the fuck out of her face. It would be hilarious if she has to go on her fast food runs with a red and blue lightning bolt on her face.
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this exemplifies one of the most unsettling things about watching chantal and amberlynn eat.
when you're eating with someone, do you maintain intense eye contact every time you put the food in your mouth? why is she staring into my soul with her cold, buggy eyes? after she finishes her baking dish of spaghetti, am i next? maybe it's meant to be engaging (or some creepy feeder thing), but it honestly just makes me want to grab my mace.
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Someone needs to mention that Chantal needs her event to be a LemonParty
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Oh I don't think anyone is suggesting Chantal rolls up her sleeves and puts on her visor and sits down to do her own taxes. Just throwing receipts into a shoebox is too much effort for her.
Fresh herbs yes, not dry.
I wonder if Ms Darkstar is trolling her with the "she repeatedly made it clear that she's not interested in talking about..." Yep, she absolutely doesn't care to the point that she repeatedly has to tell us.
It's fucking unsettling the way she eats and stares at the camera like a simpleton. And we are supposed to believe she took advanced classes to get into university and wanted to be a professor.
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She sounded so reluctant to drain the fat from her ground meat mixture, almost depressed. I wouldn't be surprised if she thought about draining it into a cup and drinking it, gravy-style.
And please God no Foodie Nudey OnlyFans saga. I would rather look at videos of Kelly Ronahan's legs than at Chantal's sad fried egg tits in ill-fitting lingerie.
And please God no Foodie Nudey OnlyFans saga. I would rather look at videos of Kelly Ronahan's legs than at Chantal's sad fried egg tits in ill-fitting lingerie.
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Keeping track for taxes would not be that bad with a spreadsheet to track stuff and then tax software like HR Block. It's nit like she has to do it all by hand with a pencil.
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Chantal seems to use one of her cell phones to film. So the more horrifying thing is that she is not looking into the dead eye of the camera when eating -- she is actually using the screen to watch herself eat, taking pleasure not just in the physical sensation of stuffing her mouth to capacity but also taking pleasure in being able to visually observe the horror unfolding.
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I bet you she's not reporting the correct amounts to the CRA.
If she incorporated she'd be in a much higher tax bracket than she is now.
Also, all her Amazon purchases would have to be self-taxed and remitted to the province. Amazon's tax calculator is incredibly broken so if you buy shit off Amazon for business use you usually end up double taxed essentially and hope daddy gubmint sends your shekels back at year end.
Plus, write offs are strange. They act against profit in most cases. It's not like you submit $50 as a claim and immediately get it back. It works against your profit first (which assumes you're reporting your earnings and taxes correctly) and allows you to get less taxed at the end of the year. For small businesses write offs are nearly worthless because you're out the money anyway.
If she incorporated she'd be in a much higher tax bracket than she is now.
Also, all her Amazon purchases would have to be self-taxed and remitted to the province. Amazon's tax calculator is incredibly broken so if you buy shit off Amazon for business use you usually end up double taxed essentially and hope daddy gubmint sends your shekels back at year end.
Plus, write offs are strange. They act against profit in most cases. It's not like you submit $50 as a claim and immediately get it back. It works against your profit first (which assumes you're reporting your earnings and taxes correctly) and allows you to get less taxed at the end of the year. For small businesses write offs are nearly worthless because you're out the money anyway.
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Sure, not for a normal person. Could you see Chantal even trying to use a spreadsheet and tax software? She would get bored and distracted after five minutes and have to take a "mukbang break" (like she did last week when she didn't "feel like" cleaning and just like she did back in April when she didn't "feel like" packing). And of course that video would involve whining to her audiences about how hard it all it is. Then the next thing you know, the job of sorting out and doing Chantal's taxes would belong to Peetz.
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She is as likely to do her taxes, no matter how easy, as she is to give up dipping sauces for a week.
She can pretty much get away with not paying indefinitely. The only time it might bite her on her fat ass is if she tries to buy a house or needs a tax return to verify income for some large loan. Barring that, she has nothing to worry about really unless some Reddit troll reports her, and even then it is a slim chance that anyone would bother investigating.
Spreadsheets? Keeping receipts? Haha, get outta town. She's too fucking lazy to use a napkin, let alone a spreadsheet.
She will continue to collect her YouTube money and spend it on Burger King and fondue makers until that gas bubble in her shoulder finally reaches her lumpy, fat heart. And she will continue to use the healthcare system without contributing a dime to it. Notice how many times she brags that healthcare is "free" in Canada? She isn't kidding.
She can pretty much get away with not paying indefinitely. The only time it might bite her on her fat ass is if she tries to buy a house or needs a tax return to verify income for some large loan. Barring that, she has nothing to worry about really unless some Reddit troll reports her, and even then it is a slim chance that anyone would bother investigating.
Spreadsheets? Keeping receipts? Haha, get outta town. She's too fucking lazy to use a napkin, let alone a spreadsheet.
She will continue to collect her YouTube money and spend it on Burger King and fondue makers until that gas bubble in her shoulder finally reaches her lumpy, fat heart. And she will continue to use the healthcare system without contributing a dime to it. Notice how many times she brags that healthcare is "free" in Canada? She isn't kidding.
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Chantal thinks a spreadsheet is the plastic table cloth you put under your chair just before a truly heinous evening of ferocious mukbanging. Let the crumbs and dips fly, the carpet is safe!
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Long time listener, first time caller here.
I am a master tax specialist in Ontario, Canada. You don't have to be registered as a business to write off expenses. And YouTube is a fine line for claiming them. I would not let my clients claim more than 60% of food costs, but 100% for props (bad wigs, clown make up etc.) Also, she probably writes off some of her clothes for the hauls, I would let them -- 20% at most. But then again I am a law abiding accountant and not a scammer. She should not claim more than 50% of her vehicle expenses .. or more than 20% of rent and bills either... but because YouTube is so new as a profitable business, I am sure many take advantage and claim all ... if she does this hopefully she would be Onisioned by our lovely CRA. Audits are a bitch. She would even write off any potential trips she takes as long as she proves a certain amount of time spent for her "job" while there.
Also, I guarantee she is doing no bookkeeping other than keeping the receipts, she is so lazy, she is one of those clients handing over a garbage bag of receipts covered in sauces and gunk and making someone else do it.
The potential is there for it to almost be profitable as we have a credit here called Canada's Worker's Benefit (formerly Working Income Tax Benefit) and if she can get her taxable income (total income minus expenses) in the median of $3,000 to I believe its $17,000 - the Canadian government gives out free money .. and it would cancel out the self-employed CPP she would have to pay, and she could MAKE MONEY from it and get a refund.
Call me Chantal, for tips and money saving ideas
I am a master tax specialist in Ontario, Canada. You don't have to be registered as a business to write off expenses. And YouTube is a fine line for claiming them. I would not let my clients claim more than 60% of food costs, but 100% for props (bad wigs, clown make up etc.) Also, she probably writes off some of her clothes for the hauls, I would let them -- 20% at most. But then again I am a law abiding accountant and not a scammer. She should not claim more than 50% of her vehicle expenses .. or more than 20% of rent and bills either... but because YouTube is so new as a profitable business, I am sure many take advantage and claim all ... if she does this hopefully she would be Onisioned by our lovely CRA. Audits are a bitch. She would even write off any potential trips she takes as long as she proves a certain amount of time spent for her "job" while there.
Also, I guarantee she is doing no bookkeeping other than keeping the receipts, she is so lazy, she is one of those clients handing over a garbage bag of receipts covered in sauces and gunk and making someone else do it.
The potential is there for it to almost be profitable as we have a credit here called Canada's Worker's Benefit (formerly Working Income Tax Benefit) and if she can get her taxable income (total income minus expenses) in the median of $3,000 to I believe its $17,000 - the Canadian government gives out free money .. and it would cancel out the self-employed CPP she would have to pay, and she could MAKE MONEY from it and get a refund.
Call me Chantal, for tips and money saving ideas
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I like that she said that the first person to guess her intent to do an atrocious Ziggy Stardust cosplay gets a shoutout on video.
Where's the Kiwi Farms shoutout, Chantal?
Where's the Kiwi Farms shoutout, Chantal?