حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[sugoi-chan]

Null can program code, can you?

Null will probably have Infinity done before @Connor finished that one page action novel treatment I asked for yesterday.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Role model? Lol.

Null is a tempermental asshole, but I respect him because 1) he doesn't tolorate bullshit and 2) he's honest, enough to admit when he fucks up.

You're still pretending to be a writer. And don't act like you're the bigger man when you're the one who keeps crawling back here to beg for our momentary approval.

 

[Arctic]

@Null got over his edgy stage a while ago. For @Connor I'm afraid there's no escape.

 

[lolwut]

Huh, missed him again. Not as good as some of his other episodes, though. I feel I should reiterate what people have said the past dozen times a cow had tried something like this, if only for posterity's sake: Null doesn't need any of us to defend him. The front page right now should be proof of that.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I don't give a shit about that article on ED, I read it well before I joined and frankly I felt that it was people mostly grasping at straws or taking shit out of context. From everything I've seen Null is pretty chill unless you act like a moron or make baseless accusations towards someone who doesn't deserve it. Connor on the other hand spergs about every manner of thing, admits too much online, gets angry over minor shit, and doesn't work at improving his personal life. Good job dude, now I just like you less.

 

[TM Ambrose]

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Ambrose is gonna master the fuck outta them boy titties.

I'm sorry but can i please use this as my avi.

 

[Null]

Can you people stop tagging me? I don't give a shit about Connor or his tantrums.

 

[HG 400]

Most of us (I hope) aren't posting while furiously thinking "notice me, senpai!"

I am.

 

[Curt Sibling]

I had no idea @Null had his own ED page.

But I guess it really doesn't matter that much in the end. I've learned to take ED with a pinch of salt now-a-days.

They even gave me a page, and I am not actually sure why...
Sure, I'm an idiot who draws idiot art, but I've never done anything CWC-worthy in my life.

 

[Infinity]

Connor, you are as bad at attention deflection as you are at writing. I am almost getting second-hand embarrassment from you.

 

[Boundman]

You were doing alright yesterday when you said you actually enjoyed Juno, and I was hoping it was the start of being more open to other things, Conor.

Take everything on ED with a industrial-level shipment of salt, the site isn't there as some documenter of Internet truths, it's just spergs writing articles about spergs. Like how this site is just spergs discussing spergs.

And just because you enjoy something someone created or someone runs, doesn't mean you idolise them. A lot of people enjoy their jobs but hate their bosses or buy products from companies and hate the CEO's. A lot of people on this site are entirely indifferent to Null and just appreciate the work he puts in, and they enjoy discussing spergs on a site that allows for better moderation than a place like 8chan, since negative ratings can dissuade someone from shitposting unlike on 8chan where someone can clog up a thread with "wow wat a loser right felow trols?".

Honestly Conor, the best advice I can offer you is to get some perspective. We are a tiny dot on the vast vast web and if you went out, picked up a few more classes and worked on a firm routine, you'd realise that you wasted a lot of time ranting for 330 pages.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Reading Connor's blabberings and subsequent dissection by Dudeofteenage, I think what he needs to do is look up the novelisations of classic "action" movies.
Most of the good 80s-90s action flicks have book versions, and some of these are actually very well-made. For instance, there are two Terminator novels by both
Shaun Hutson and Randall Frakes. Reading both would give an aspiring writer two takes on the same story by a pair of differing authors...A good excercise.

Another way to become capable at writing is to study great writers of the past.

Then again, who am I kidding?
Conner doesn't seem the kind of dude who is going to be grabbing some Dostoevsky off the shelf any time soon...

 

[Dudeofteenage]

For instance, there are two Terminator novels by both
Shaun Hutson and Randall Frakes. Reading both would give an aspiring writer two takes on the same story by a pair of differing authors...A good excercise.

Shaun Hutson wrote a Terminator novel? Hilarious.

 

[YI 457]

At least I don't threaten to rape and kill people. I don't jerk off to kiddie porn. I passed high school, which is something I doubt he ever did.

Are you bipolar, Connor? One day you listen like a reasonable person and the next one you chimpout full or paranoia and shit. You can't solve anything this way. You're not hurting nobody except yourself. And in the mean time you're giving us a hell of a ride.

THE ENTIRETY OF THIS ARTICLE REFERS TO QUOTATIONS THAT ARE EITHER TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT OR OCCURRED SEVERAL YEARS AGO, SOME OF WHICH ESCAPE THE BOUNDS OF THE FEDERAL STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS ON MOST CRIMES.

You've gotta be a complete dummy to take what everything ED has to say literally, @Connor. I'm being honest with ya.

Or a tough guy wannabe. Maybe a compensation thing? ED as a reliable source? Only teenagers and stupid fucktards would think something like that. Go back home, Connor. Hug your parents, or something. Try to have a nice, calm weekend. If you can, of course. You can't be that miserable... right?

I could be wrong.

tl;dr: shut up and man the fuck up, kid.

 

[The Dude]

I have nothibg to add. I just wanted to remind @Connor that Molly Ringwald will never fuck him. No one will, but especially Molly Ringwald.

 

[Florence]

I had no idea @Null had his own ED page.

But I guess it really doesn't matter that much in the end. I've learned to take ED with a pinch of salt now-a-days.

Who actually writes that stuff anyway? 90% of the articles can be summed up as 'HURR DURR THIS IS GAY', and the remaining 10%...is exactly the same.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Shaun Hutson wrote a Terminator novel? Hilarious.

That is your opinion, sir.
At least Hutson has made a successful career, unlike the subject of this thread.

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

Dear Diary,

Today I learned that the owner of a forum dedicated to making fun of people on the internet may not, in fact, be what could be called "a lovely person" or "an angel".
Words cannot describe my feelings upon learning such news. Will I sleep tonight? Will I recover from this blow to my faith in humanity? Will my bread-and-butter pudding set correctly? Feelings which I hardly have names for grip my heart, and I grope to find words to describe them. Ah, cold laptop screen! Would that you could aid me in my struggle with these thoughts. Tonight, I am deeply troubled, and I as eat dessert and try on new outfits, I will wonder if I can ever be the person I once was.

 

[bloodcoffee]

LOL

I wonder what would happen if Connor looked into Bipolarmorgan from GuruGossip. He's a proven wife beater (users found police receipts).

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Who actually writes that stuff anyway? 90% of the articles can be summed up as 'HURR DURR THIS IS GAY', and the remaining 10%...is exactly the same.

For a while there Onideus was running one of the ED offspurs, making articles about the ~ritalin~ ~jacked~ ~tweenage~ ~muppet~ ~fucks~ he hated.