US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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AlexJonesGotMePregnant said:
what is the biden campaign spending all their money on??
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Supposedly they have ~400m mentioned in the article about Biden hiding this week, 100m goes into "voter education", to get people to vote, specifically the demographics that benefit them.

Speculating beyond that, apparently some of the ballot harvesting programs pay $200 for pre-signed open ballots (iirc from the veritas videos), technically they could spend 100m to farm 500,000 votes distributed across close areas (reps waiting for election day makes this hard to distribute accurately), they could squeeze out way more if they adjust the payout for areas based on income, maybe the ghettos only get $100 or $50.

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Joe might lose his shit at the debate because of $85.
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The moderator turned out to be another democrat again, expect her to tag-team in as the debater (like literally every moderator so far vs Trump) when Biden starts slipping.
 
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XYZpdq said:
I don't recall seeing it debunked, but a week or few back there was a pic of a caravan of buggies with Trump stuff.
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Back in January of this year Trump apparently had a historic talk with Amish leaders from Lancaster County, Pennsylvania it's interesting that this group usually known for being isolated from the rest of us seem more keen on this President especially with Trump's moral failings that would upset some Christians.


This article mentions that one thing that may be driving more Amish toward Trump and the GOP is that they don't farm as much as they used to, it seems many Amish are actually moving into the starting their own small businesses and they seem to prefer Trump's economic model for small business owners over that of the Democrat leadership.
 
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Exterminatus said:

Back in January of this year Trump apparently had a historic talk with Amish leaders from Lancaster County, Pennsylvania it's interesting that this group usually known for being isolated from the rest of us seem more keen on this President especially with Trump's moral failings that would upset some Christians.


This article mentions that one thing that may be driving more Amish toward Trump and the GOP is that they don't farm as much as they used to, it seems many Amish are actually moving into the starting their own small businesses and they seem to prefer Trump's economic model for small business owners over that of the Democrat leadership.
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That and the fact that Trump is a hell of a lot more likely to leave them the fuck alone compared to the democrats.
 
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Exterminatus said:

Back in January of this year Trump apparently had a historic talk with Amish leaders from Lancaster County, Pennsylvania it's interesting that this group usually known for being isolated from the rest of us seem more keen on this President especially with Trump's moral failings that would upset some Christians.


This article mentions that one thing that may be driving more Amish toward Trump and the GOP is that they don't farm as much as they used to, it seems many Amish are actually moving into the starting their own small businesses and they seem to prefer Trump's economic model for small business owners over that of the Democrat leadership.
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How would the Amish know about his moral quandries? No Internet or TV to get fake news from!
 
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wtfNeedSignUp said:
Am I insane or does holing yourself in your house when you are accused at a crime is one of the most suspicious acts you can do? Shouldn't Biden go to as many meetings as he can and proclaim it's fake news russian propoganda rather than hide away until elections?

Also I wonder if Trump knew about the laptop in the first debate and brought Hunter just to prepare the ground.
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Given how Biden flipped out and started speaking in weird slang to that fat guy who asked him about Hunter early this year, it could be that there would just be too great a prospect of Joe getting angry and saying many regrettable things. Or saying things that can be easily demonstrated as wrong - without knowing exactly what the NY Post and others have, it's probably hard to get your story straight as you don't know what could be easily and embarrassingly rebutted (this assumes the truth is not something that'd look good, which seems to be a safe assumption).
 
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Affluent Reptilian said:
Given how Biden flipped out and started speaking in weird slang to that fat guy who asked him about Hunter early this year, it could be that there would just be too great a prospect of Joe getting angry and saying many regerttable things. Or saying things that can be easily demonstrated as wrong - without knowing exactly what the NY Post and others have, it's probably hard to get your story straight as you don't know what could be easily and embarrassingly rebutted (this assumes the truth is not something that'd look good, which seems to be a safe assumption).
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Yeah, but considering how in-bed the media is with Biden's campaign, no reporter would actually ask about the subject without the question being vetted long beforehand. If anything, they could have had retarded questions to portray the opposite side at a bad light.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
It's fifteen days until the election and Joe Biden is going to hide for the next four days? You know what's really unusual about this laptop story? Joe Biden is an effortless liar, he does it all the time. "I graduated top of my class in some school I never attended! I helped pass a bill that I actually voted against! I've always supported gay marriage! Very fine people on both sides!" He has no qualms whatsoever about coming out and blatantly lying to people's faces.

So... Why won't he do that with the laptop? Why doesn't he come out and just lie about it being blatantly untrue? Instead of confronting the story directly and at least trying to throw a wrench in the spokes, why is he just going into hiding for more than half a week to let Trump and Guilliani completely control the narrative until there's fewer than two weeks left until the election?

Even Hillary at least came out and insisted that her emails were all about yoga and grandchildren, for fuck's sake.
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Imagine what a Joe Biden presidency would look like. Whenever a crisis or a scandal hits, is Joe going to throw down lids, and hide in the Oval Office until the coast is clear?

When they threw the Steele dossier/Russiagate shit at Trump, he went at it head on. He didn't pause for a second, or miss a step, he called it directly out as bullshit and he never flinched.

What the Hell kind of President will Joey Big Lids make? Do they think electing him will be like the Cowardly Lion being given courage? Do they think it won't just be more of the same weakness, fragility, and running and hiding? How is that the sort of President anybody could possible want?

Yes, I know. When they look at Joe, the only President they see is one in a broken heap at the bottom of a flight of stairs as he makes way for the stronk kween's ascension to the rightest side of history evar.
 
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