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Chicago PD commander (and others) on the dangling asian blm guy. Hung from the tower for 13 hours before they finally convinced him out of it. Claimed to give some "concessions" to convince but do not go into details. Investigation still ongoing.
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Did they have him talk to a Trump deep fake?
 
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It's HK-47 said:

Trump's rallies make no political sense. Here's why he does them anyway.​


In case anyone was curious about all of the woodchips sailing through the air today, CNN made their way to the bottom of the barrel, and decided that wasn't quite deep enough. Originally, I was going to put highlights in all of the craziest parts in this quote, until I scrolled back up and realized the entire thing was nearly piss-yellow, so what's the point.

"He prefers the safety and comfort of audiences that already embrace him over the uncertainty and risk of encountering those who don't."

This, by far, is my favorite part because it's completely unhinged from reality. How many boxes of wine deep do you need to be to write that sentence? Is he seriously suggesting that Trump is vetting everyone who comes to his rallies and only allows people in the door if they're sufficiently pro-Trump? That's like trying to measure the success of a Willie Nelson concert based on how many people who show up that hate him, it makes no fucking sense.

Is Trump supposed to hold a rally that only Antifa is supposed to attend? What the fuck did you put in your drink, Harwood? "Trump hasn't tried to broaden his appeal." You mean like the half-asleep freak with horse-teeth who spends 8 days a week locked in his basement, refuses to hold rallies, calls half the country racist hicks, blatantly tells people to not vote for him, and refuses to make time for even one-hour meetings with people until after the election? Are you sure you're not thinking of that guy? I guess you can ask him when he comes out of his fuckin' Cuck Bunker in 4 days. Oh wait, no you can't, he never takes questions.

John Harwood is a political correspondent for the White House. He's one of the dudes who earns a paycheck by specifically reporting on matters pertaining to the White House, and this is how unhinged his view of the world is. This is why the media can't produce a sane story and why they fall for every ridiculous Gorilla Channel scandal that lands on top of their laps: They're fucking stupid.
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Or maybe they're trying to gaslight us into thinking we're the stupid ones and should just let their clown car run the country.
 
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Harvey Danger said:
Reminder that Twitter starts explicitly meddling with information flow tomorrow. Look for an increase in warning labels and "misinformation" warnings on a lot of pro-Trump tweets in the next few days.

They announced it before the Hunter Biden laptop story, and now these late Giuliani/Bannon info drops are going to get caught by it.
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Wait, who are the "election authorities"? Because if America has to wait until electors cast their vote, then things are not going to be pretty.

And I would argue that this makes them even more of a publisher now.
 
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AlexJonesGotMePregnant said:
They roll out the propaganda now, they get it in the college classrooms and law schools in 2-4 years, in 10 years it's orthodoxy.
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Is there anything they ever put out in the past 50 years that didn't catch on? Maybe the US should just drop the pretence and become a single-party communist/woke-corporatist state with a revolutionary steering committee at the helm.
 
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Sekirodiealot said:
Lol wat
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spiritofamermaid said:
Wait, who are the "election authorities"? Because if America has to wait until electors cast their vote, then things are not going to be pretty.

And I would argue that this makes them even more of a publisher now.
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I assume they mean state election boards. Many states have websites that will update live reported totals on a county-by-county basis, plus a % counted for each one. These are usually pretty solid (not counting absentee ballots, in a normal year); however the results are not finalized until the head of the state board officially certifies the election results. Then the ticket who won gets to pick their Electoral College electors.

My guess is they anticipate a situation like FL in 2000, WA in 2004, MI in 2016, or GA in 2018. Races that are too close to call are often claimed by one side or the other, even as the recounts and lawsuits ramp up. It doesn't matter what they claim because they have to wait for certified results, same as everyone else.

I guess Twitter is "scared" that Trump claiming victory will fuel suspicion about magically appearing Democratic ballots conspiracy theories. Or riots, or a coup, or Proud Boys going door-to-door committing genocide against brown people, or something.

It was only 20 years ago we had to wait until December 12th for the FL issue to be finally resolved and Bush could be properly projected as the winner. Can you imagine the Twitter addicts waiting 35 days until they know whether to start the revolution or sob in the streets?
 
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Jarolleon said:
Is there anything they ever put out in the past 50 years that didn't catch on? Maybe the US should just drop the pretence and become a single-party communist/woke-corporatist state with a revolutionary steering committee at the helm.
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Did you just say 50? I'll give you some fuckin' 50.

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People seem a little bit upset about this.

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epugh74, for instance, was among the first to order Fifty out of the house and back into the damn cotton field where he belongs.

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CHARHARTMAN prefers that other people die trying so she can get rich.

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In PandaZumba's defense, 50 Cent's charitable foundation, the G-Unity Foundation, appears to have vanished. Its website URL just forwards to 50's merch store. I don't really know anything about 50's financial situation.

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A coon, as defined by listen_to_lita, is someone who wants less than 62% of his income to go to whitey.

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BudGothmog44 tweets at Fifty from the magical kingdom of Equestria, where police exist only to rescue cats from trees and prisons exist only to teach naughty ponies to be better to each other and Israel doesn't fucking exist at all.

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SairaCSU has never received a paycheck in her life. She's in for a surprise, even moreso when she finds out how Derek Chauvin's salary was being funded.

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Closer to 19 Cent, really, bandarji.

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Biden's tax plan also includes a national renter's credit and various tax fuckery that will generally discourage investment in housing, though that's okay because Teegail01 isn't voting for sensible policy; Teegail01 is voting for Moloch in order to deprive Satan of rulership.

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RickORick might not have to hold out hope for long. It's only a matter of time until we find out just how bulletproof Fifty really is.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
Did you just say 50? I'll give you some fuckin' 50.

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People seem a little bit upset about this.

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epugh74, for instance, was among the first to order Fifty out of the house and back into the damn cotton field where he belongs.

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CHARHARTMAN prefers that other people die trying so she can get rich.

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In PandaZumba's defense, 50 Cent's charitable foundation, the G-Unity Foundation, appears to have vanished. Its website URL just forwards to 50's merch store. I don't really know anything about 50's financial situation.

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A coon, as defined by listen_to_lita, is someone who wants less than 62% of his income to go to whitey.

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BudGothmog44 tweets at Fifty from the magical kingdom of Equestria, where police exist only to rescue cats from trees and prisons exist only to teach naughty ponies to be better to each other and Israel doesn't fucking exist at all.

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SairaCSU has never received a paycheck in her life. She's in for a surprise, even moreso when she finds out how Derek Chauvin's salary was being funded.

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Closer to 19 Cent, really, bandarji.

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Biden's tax plan also includes a national renter's credit and various tax fuckery that will generally discourage investment in housing, though that's okay because you're Teegail01 isn't voting for sensible policy; Teegail01 is voting for Moloch in order to deprive Satan of rulership.

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RickORick might not have to hold out hope for long. It's only a matter of time until we find out just how bulletproof Fifty really is.
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Ah yes, don't you love it when these fine, smart people reveal themselves to be the exact things they hate Trump for?
And :semperfidelis: to you for going through this pit of madness to bring us salt.
 
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