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clownpiss said:
dsp playing any game when the chat talks to him : dude what the fuck are you talking about WAHHHH? HUAHH? okay whatever that means.
dsp playing gacha : dave u need to pull a legendary mystic and interwoven it into your stacked rolls and then daily summon for a big pull. awesome thanks.

his dopamine about opening and "pulling" are through the roof
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You can see how much he loves gatcha in his Shenmu playthroughs too. Spending hours trying to get that ultra rare jet ski or whatever.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
You can see how much he loves gatcha in his Shenmu playthroughs too. Spending hours trying to get that ultra rare jet ski or whatever.
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I think him calling a Mario random item from the box as a pull convinced me a lot more probably because it was recent and it's Mario. King of Retro but I don't remember any 7 year old friends calling shit like that, pulls.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
You can see how much he loves gatcha in his Shenmu playthroughs too. Spending hours trying to get that ultra rare jet ski or whatever.
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well he rolled and got garbage and a good 4 star character. he seemed pretty salty but says he'll play it again Thursday, makes me wonder if he'll mysteriously have a couple 5 stars in his account by then lol. it only costs $200 to guarantee you a 5 star.
 
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hector85 said:
well he rolled and got garbage and a good 4 star character. he seemed pretty salty but says he'll play it again Thursday, makes me wonder if he'll mysteriously have a couple 5 stars in his account by then lol. it only costs $200 to guarantee you a 5 star.
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Of course he will you nudnik. It's only $200 bucks, dude's fucking loaded.

Btw Phil if you're reading this I still haven't received payment of my first bill. I know "you've got a lot going on" but you said it was in the mail 2 weeks ago.
 
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Xenomorph said:
kek Phil since you read here just know your Father is so ashamed of you. Your drunk Mom helped create your fat forehead lightbulb headed ass.
Imagine someone asking Fils Dad how his son is and what is he up to...there is no way that man doesnt lie his ass off. Imagine PHIL as your namesake. (:_(
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Oh, Philip? He's doing great! He's the CEO of a multinational internet corporation that provides on demand and live streaming services to the entire world. He's an accessibility advocate too. I'd show you a picture of my grandson, Jasper, but my flip phone doesn't do photographs.
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Why don't you drop by his Twitter account and let him know?

 
I just watched through Tevin's binging of the Snort Burnell videos. Holy, fucking, shit. This is what a fucking fraud looks like.

The problem with fraud is eventually you have to account for the unaccountable. That's why financial schemes and shit are successful, up to a point; because after that point the internal self-integrity of the constructed world falls apart. You can't live with a hole in reality forever.

DSP, the pathological liar that he is, has finally taken the absolute possible extreme case when it comes to lying about his income. It's not enough to say money's needed for bills, not enough to get his bankruptcy approved, or his underwater condo off his hands. Finally, the money hole is so large and unaccountable, that the story just doesn't hold up anymore. There's no way anyone can look into DSP's sphere and NOT see the insane amount of money he gets. We know he no longer has to pay any of his debts, because the bankruptcy was public record. Faced with this he has no alternative but to either tell the truth (ahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH) or just pretend the fucking money isn't there. And by creating this chargeback saga, that's exactly what he's done. Now *none* of the fucking money he receives is actually there. It could be gone at any moment! That's why you gotta keep giving him money, no matter how much money he makes! Creating this pure ambiguity about something that is obvious to everyone is just another way of holding up the lie.

Also, note well. This is how long it took him to really start begging again. That's why bankruptcy isn't some cure-all to a person who can't budget (and I heard him talk about budgeting too, and how he said he does it but then unexpected expenses crop up that he can't pay for, that means he's not budgeting at all). When was his bankruptcy granted? I know he had a hearing in August. So what, max two months ago? And now he's back to fucking begging. His credit is fucked for TEN YEARS and he can't keep money in his wallet after TWO MONTHS. He's even more screwed than before, because his spending habits have refused to change.
 
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Red Bistro said:
I just watched through Tevin's binging of the Snort Burnell videos. Holy, fucking, shit. This is what a fucking fraud looks like.

The problem with fraud is eventually you have to account for the unaccountable. That's why financial schemes and shit are successful, up to a point; because after that point the internal self-integrity of the constructed world falls apart. You can't live with a hole in reality forever.

DSP, the pathological liar that he is, has finally taken the absolute possible extreme case when it comes to lying about his income. It's not enough to say money's needed for bills, not enough to get his bankruptcy approved, or his underwater condo off his hands. Finally, the money hole is so large and unaccountable, that the story just doesn't hold up anymore. There's no way anyone can look into DSP's sphere and NOT see the insane amount of money he gets. We know he no longer has to pay any of his debts, because the bankruptcy was public record. Faced with this he has no alternative but to either tell the truth (ahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH) or just pretend the fucking money isn't there. And by creating this chargeback saga, that's exactly what he's done. Now *none* of the fucking money he receives is actually there. It could be gone at any moment! That's why you gotta keep giving him money, no matter how much money he makes! Creating this pure ambiguity about something that is obvious to everyone is just another way of holding up the lie.

Also, note well. This is how long it took him to really start begging again. That's why bankruptcy isn't some cure-all to a person who can't budget (and I heard him talk about budgeting too, and how he said he does it but then unexpected expenses crop up that he can't pay for, that means he's not budgeting at all). When was his bankruptcy granted? I know he had a hearing in August. So what, max two months ago? And now he's back to fucking begging. His credit is fucked for TEN YEARS and he can't keep money in his wallet after TWO MONTHS. He's even more screwed than before, because his spending habits have refuse to change.
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The first major expense he has that his pigs cannot immediately cover will wipe him out. And I don't mean something like a minor home repair, I mean an at-fault car accident or a burst pipe or the suspected mold getting out of control. He has no idea how lucky he's been (which is a common thread among lolcows, because they'd stop their foolish behavior if they had enough self-awareness to look in the mirror) and he will continue to spit in the face of fate because he has yet to endure hardship during his thirty-eight years on earth.

But as someone much wiser than I put it in Chantal's thread recently, nobody's luck is forever. Phil's reckoning is in the cards. He has literally nothing else going for him, so when it runs out, whether it's a slow, inevitable decline like the erosion of a coastline or an instantaneous Hindenburgian flame-out, it will be a thing of perverse beauty.
 
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TurboSwine said:
Looks like someone is trying to take on DSPs legacy.
https://www.foxnews.com/media/cnn-jeffrey-toobin-masturbating-zoom-call-new-yorker
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Toobin wishes he had the 10+ year legacy Phil has.
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
Has anyone here actually bothered watching Phil's latest Amnesia playthrough? Is it a dull nothingburger like everyone said it would be, where he goes out of his way to not be scared by anything that happens? Is there at least clown-fear?
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Forcing myself to watch the first part, he's complained about the motion blur effect, It's giving him a really bad headache, dood.

If only he had a special pair of glasses that would help reduce his eye strain and headaches. If only he had some sort of... gunnar glasses.
 
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