Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

fktdcdtbbs said:
It's called recycling, you shit stain. Why would you buy candles, light them for a minute and blow them out just to throw them away right after (WHEN THEY ARE STILL PERFECTLY FINE) and then buy new ones just to repeat the same pattern again and again?

That's a waste of time, money, and energy. You dumb, useless cunt.

Nothing is good enough for you stupid fucks. Ungrateful scumbags like you and Kai deserve to be thrown against a fucking wall and then body slammed.
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Are you upset? You sound upset.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Well, the big number toddler candles birthday are certainly more expensive than the cheap pumpkin pie, so I can see why he recycled them. Probably should just buy generic birthday candles because I don’t think that #2 one will last till until Taylor’s 29th fake birthday extravaganza.

I could see Onion freezing that pie and pulling it out again next year too.
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Why are you people hating on the pie? Maybe Onision got it for Kai because it's healthier than cake, or Kai could've said that's what he wanted?
 
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It'sYaBoi_Skinny_Hunter69 said:
it's a cheap pie, that's why. grug couldn't even have bothered to bake his huswife a cake himself or at least buy a high quality cake? instead of a shitty pie?
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Does Grug even possess the basic culinary skills required to make a pie? I mean, it involves cutting the butter/shortening into the flour, mixing in the baking poweder and water, forming the dough, rolling it out, then there's the entire process with the filling. Easy enough for a normal human, but for a barely literate waterheaded evolutionary throwback it must seem like baking a Croquembouche.
 
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totally-not-grug is stalking the eugenia cooney thread.
 
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fktdcdtbbs said:
Why are you people hating on the pie? Maybe Onision got it for Kai because it's healthier than cake, or Kai could've said that's what he wanted?
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Could've said

But she didn't, did she? My guess is he forgot that Lainey's Birthday was coming up and grabbed whatever he could out of the freezer at the last minute - couldn't even be bothered to rush to the shops and buy a cake.
 
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fktdcdtbbs said:
Nothing is good enough for you stupid fucks. Ungrateful scumbags like you and Kai deserve to be thrown against a fucking wall and then body slammed.
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Hmm... as sad as it would be, pretending to be Gurgles wouldnt be all that hard, considering his speech pattern is comparable to that of a 9yr old who's discovered the internet and thinks its cool to swear every other word and insult people with school yard bully name-calling...
However it is oddly specific to berate Kai in this manner, when the consensus on the forum is that the greaseball is wanting to send the image that he is indeed still in a functionning relationship? Pair that with the stalking of the EC thread...
Either a troll with no life is playing 5d chess with us or we have indeed just had a sighting of the sentient smegma man himself
And... Im bored... I agree that this forum has gotten incredibly dull. The sperging has gotten so stale its not even entertaining anymore. I honestly just want an update on Kai like a picture or a video
 
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ExceptionallyExceptional said:
Does Grug even possess the basic culinary skills required to make a pie? I mean, it involves cutting the butter/shortening into the flour, mixing in the baking powder and water, forming the dough, rolling it out, then there's the entire process with the filling. Easy enough for a normal human, but for a barely literate waterheaded evolutionary throwback it must seem like baking a Croquembouche.
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I'm not surprised that Grime has zero skills with handling pie. :pickle:
 
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fktdcdtbbs said:
It's called recycling, you shit stain. Why would you buy candles, light them for a minute and blow them out just to throw them away right after (WHEN THEY ARE STILL PERFECTLY FINE) and then buy new ones just to repeat the same pattern again and again?

That's a waste of time, money, and energy. You dumb, useless cunt.

Nothing is good enough for you stupid fucks. Ungrateful scumbags like you and Kai deserve to be thrown against a fucking wall and then body slammed.
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Hi, Onision. Nice to see that all your personality disorders let you come out to play. Bitching about retweeting os the only audience engagement you'll ever get.
 
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fktdcdtbbs said:
Why are you people hating on the pie? Maybe Onision got it for Kai because it's healthier than cake, or Kai could've said that's what he wanted?
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A shitty chain store bought pumpkin pie is, in fact, not substantially healthier than a slice of shitty chain store bought Birthday Cake. Gurg wouldn't know that, of course, because he's not smart enough to learn anything at all about proper nutrition. His poor children with their painful, rotting teeth are proof of this.
 
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Pussyworth said:
A shitty chain store bought pumpkin pie is, in fact, not substantially healthier than a slice of shitty chain store bought Birthday Cake. Gurg wouldn't know that, of course, because he's not smart enough to learn anything at all about proper nutrition. His poor children with their painful, rotting teeth are proof of this.
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Pussyworth said:
A shitty chain store bought pumpkin pie is, in fact, not substantially healthier than a slice of shitty chain store bought Birthday Cake. Gurg wouldn't know that, of course, because he's not smart enough to learn anything at all about proper nutrition. His poor children with their painful, rotting teeth are proof of this.
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Dude the pie has a fucking between 4.5 to 5 point star rating and hundreds of positive reviews so it's obviously not shitty.

If you're not obsessing over Onision recycling then you're obsessing over what he had for fucking dinner. You're insane... Not everyone wants cake for their birthday. If you took the time to research you would see most people want pie instead nowadays.

Oh, and your claim that's it's unhealthy is wrong.

Pumpkins are actually rich in vitamins, minerals and antioxidants, so it is incredibly healthy. What's more, its low calorie content makes it a weight-loss-friendly food. Its nutrients and antioxidants may boost your immune system, protect your eyesight, lower your risk of certain cancers and promote heart and skin health.

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Cake is super unhealthy and fattening therefore Onision decided pie was a better choice and Kai agreed because Kai loves pumpkin pie and since it's Kai's birthday, he gets to choose.
 
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