Somebody could move into 41bc and financially support him in exchange for regular comic updates.
Currently, Kengle is the best candidate.
Containment What will happen when Barb dies?
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Angel Bob
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How do we know she's not already dead? After all, she hasn't been to the last 2 court dates.
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probably nothing, we all know how Chris react to dead.
Maybe he is going to revive as another sonchu character or something
Maybe he is going to revive as another sonchu character or something
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Real talk, I don't think much will happen. Maybe Chris will be STRESSED, but he's already on his own for so long that he'll probably just shit his pants and do nothing.
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Chris becomes an Impulse-patron couch surfer.
"How long are you gonna be in the bathroo-OH GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SHOWER"
"How long are you gonna be in the bathroo-OH GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SHOWER"
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His name was Chris-Chan
He was a lolcow
But that was 7 years ago
When he released videos
Now he's a lesbo
Homo for women
Wearing a headband in his hair
And a dress cut down to there
He sits and huffs and whines
And drinks himself half-blind
He lost his mom and he lost his Catherine
Now he's lost his mind
At the Impulse!
He was a lolcow
But that was 7 years ago
When he released videos
Now he's a lesbo
Homo for women
Wearing a headband in his hair
And a dress cut down to there
He sits and huffs and whines
And drinks himself half-blind
He lost his mom and he lost his Catherine
Now he's lost his mind
At the Impulse!
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After Barb dies Chris and ADF will no longer have to hide their feelings for each other. ADF will move into Chris's house where he will blog the rest of his days away about how he's being oppressed by everything. Chris will shit himself and do nothing. Later in life they will create the lolcow singularity mostly comprised of an interesting yet horrible smell that science will not be able to classify. Chris will then reboot Sonichu as La Sonichu and it will make headlines as the first comic written in Google Spanish.
Then Catparty will make another thread.
Then Catparty will make another thread.
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chris will try to hide it.
try to ignore it.
and do nothing to stop the fact that the world will found out, and things wont be getting done.
as barbs rotting body slumps over to the side.
try to ignore it.
and do nothing to stop the fact that the world will found out, and things wont be getting done.
as barbs rotting body slumps over to the side.
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I'm expecting him to go full-psycho.
My guess is he'll snap, refusing to accept death, and will sit around in his room, leaving the dead body there as it slowly mummifies in the horde like an old cat, not to be discovered for years until the police break through the horde and haul him off to the nuthouse.
My guess is he'll snap, refusing to accept death, and will sit around in his room, leaving the dead body there as it slowly mummifies in the horde like an old cat, not to be discovered for years until the police break through the horde and haul him off to the nuthouse.
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He'd manage money just fine.
Possibly.
Oh no, the sooner Barb dies, the better. Chris can't begin to prepare for post-Barb life until she dies. It's because she won't let him.
A household consisting of just Chris is better and more healthy than a household consisting of Barb and Chris together.
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He'll put Barb's body in his closet and live alone until he slips on some cat shit and slowly dies and no one will find out until the property tax on 14 BC is overdue
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Barb will outlive Chris because the burden of producing medallions will kill him.
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He'll die of blood loss from all those near deep and bad finger mishaps
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yknow, i was trying to entertain the notion of "maybe chris will turn it all around". just trying to play a little devil's advocate.
he's gotta house, a car, unlimited free time; he could just hit the gym and scoop up thirsty bitches while getting high. he could have complete freedom for the first time in his life.
but this fucking tranny shit ruins all of that. seriously, his lesbian soul will be the next hurdle after barb when it comes to cwc having any chance of enjoying life.
he's gotta house, a car, unlimited free time; he could just hit the gym and scoop up thirsty bitches while getting high. he could have complete freedom for the first time in his life.
but this fucking tranny shit ruins all of that. seriously, his lesbian soul will be the next hurdle after barb when it comes to cwc having any chance of enjoying life.
The Doctor
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Her funeral would probably be on pancake day and Chris would whine about having to go to the funeral and missing out on sweet, delicious pancakes.
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"Please send LEGO in lieu of flowers"
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It may actually help him
Chris may initially be lost and perhaps have some kind of sperg-breakdown. He'll begin to really understand the lonely life that lies ahead. He'll begin exercising, just a bit of standing to begin with, and will graduate to walking. Within months he'll be jogging and feeling much better for it. He'll seek psychiatric help to overcome his brain problems. A year later he'll be back at community college - building on his already impressive CAD qualifications. In his spare time he'll volunteer and attend a local drawing club. Within a year or two, he'll begin to tentatively enter the workplace. He'll begin with fairly menial stuff until he can get in to something creative. He'll hook-up with a guy named Steve and will be married within two-months of meeting. While driving to to the wedding reception he'll be crushed to death in a freak accident involving a derailed train full of pianos. We'll all be very sad, but a little proud of how Christian made the last few years of his live actually count for something.
Chris may initially be lost and perhaps have some kind of sperg-breakdown. He'll begin to really understand the lonely life that lies ahead. He'll begin exercising, just a bit of standing to begin with, and will graduate to walking. Within months he'll be jogging and feeling much better for it. He'll seek psychiatric help to overcome his brain problems. A year later he'll be back at community college - building on his already impressive CAD qualifications. In his spare time he'll volunteer and attend a local drawing club. Within a year or two, he'll begin to tentatively enter the workplace. He'll begin with fairly menial stuff until he can get in to something creative. He'll hook-up with a guy named Steve and will be married within two-months of meeting. While driving to to the wedding reception he'll be crushed to death in a freak accident involving a derailed train full of pianos. We'll all be very sad, but a little proud of how Christian made the last few years of his live actually count for something.
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Chris will devour her corpse and gain her knowledge and strength.
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As some other people here have already said, he'll probably just shit himself and do nothing.
That is honestly the best we can hope for here.
You can put lipstick on a pig and it'll still be a pig.
You can get Barb to die and Chris will still be Chris.
That is honestly the best we can hope for here.
You can put lipstick on a pig and it'll still be a pig.
You can get Barb to die and Chris will still be Chris.
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namazuros
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He'll try to move in with Cole.