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Dynastia. He said it. It's clear as day. And he was right.Okay, who left the door open?
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Dynastia. He said it. It's clear as day. And he was right.Okay, who left the door open?
Excellent bait, you truly are one of the sites premier trolls.Hey faggots I hope you know that while you autistic anime pedophiles screech in impotent rage because not everyone loves your beloved orange daddy me and all my cool liberal friends are just chilling out in the other thread laughing at what fragile entitled pissbabies you are. You all know Biden is going to absolutely bury Trump in November and the amount of cope is laughable.
Maybe if you weren't such triggered circle-jerking soyboys you'd be brave enough to come into our thread to defend your idiot clown of a president, but I understand, it must be real hard for you chuds knowing that you're cancelled from anywhere that isn't a 4chan cesspool.
I'm not so sure. Usually when they mock or reference a public figure it's not so... Blatant. Or subject to becoming obsoleted by changes in opinion. I probably missed a few times where that wasn't the case, but if they're going to put something like that up front and not balance it out with something else, it's probably going to just be woke, brainless trash filled with the same kind of sincere hate that makes "jokes" stop being funny.This might give you hope:
Also, this is new to me:
And has the two snips, of Trump-as-cyclops and Mansplainy bit.
I'm optimistic. Animaniacs mocked pretty much everyone back in the day. The real tell for me is if they mock the Wokeists or what have you, because holy crap do they deserve mockery.
Hey faggots I hope you know that while you autistic anime pedophiles screech in impotent rage because not everyone loves your beloved orange daddy me and all my cool liberal friends are just chilling out in the other thread laughing at what fragile entitled pissbabies you are. You all know Biden is going to absolutely bury Trump in November and the amount of cope is laughable.
Maybe if you weren't such triggered circle-jerking soyboys you'd be brave enough to come into our thread to defend your idiot clown of a president, but I understand, it must be real hard for you chuds knowing that you're cancelled from anywhere that isn't a 4chan cesspool.
Chelsea Handler has a few thoughts about former flame 50 Cent’s recent endorsement of President Donald Trump. After the rapper urged people to “vote for Trump” because of Joe Biden’s tax plan, the comedian declared, “You used to be my favorite ex-boyfriend.”
Well, 50 Cent got the message.
“Oh my God this is effecting my love life now,” he quipped, telling Handler, “I love ya… don’t let Trump and Joe Biden come between us girl.”
Handler had an expletive-laden response back.
“Hey f*****! I will pay your taxes in exchange for you coming to your senses. Happily! Black lives matter,” she replied. “That’s you, f*****! Remember?”
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Handler and 50 Cent, both 45, dated for a few months in 2010 and have been friendly since their split. The former Chelsea Lately host is quite outspoken when it comes to President Trump.
50 Cent, who lives in New York, was shocked at seeing he’d pay 62 percent in taxes under Biden’s proposed plan. “I don’t care Trump doesn’t like Black people 62% are you out of ya f****** mind,” the rapper-turned-actor wrote on Monday.
Even though the “In Da Club” singer is a notorious social media troll, he didn’t back down after his comment made headlines.
“Yeah, i don’t want to be 20cent. 62% is a very, very, bad idea,” he wrote on Tuesday.
The entertainer’s declaration was covered everywhere from Fox News to CNBC. He tweeted on Wednesday that he only recently learned about the Democratic nominee’s tax plan. (In true 50 Cent fashion, he’s been using his increased media coverage to promote the Starz app. The rapper signed a massive overall deal with the network in 2018.)
It remains to be seen what 50 Cent has to say about Handler’s offer.
Back to supplying TDS:
Remember 50 Cent's endorsement of Trump after seeing Biden's tax plan?
She's basically trying to BUY 50's vote. Jesus, they're desperate. She's not even fazed about the high taxes either.
50 dated Handler? I think getting shot nine times felt better than banging that hag.
Progressive White woman gets mad at rich Black man for not voting right.50 dated Handler? I think getting shot nine times felt better than banging that hag.
The choice between dating her, I would've shot myself.When you think about it, that provides an interesting rating scale he could apply to any of his exes.
"So how many bullets bad would you say she is?"
"She was maybe a five normally, got all the way up to an eight when her mom was in town though, worse than nine when my mom was."
Thanks to this post, I now understand black culture 100%.When you think about it, that provides an interesting rating scale he could apply to any of his exes.
"So how many bullets bad would you say she is?"
"She was maybe a five normally, got all the way up to an eight when her mom was in town though, worse than nine when my mom was."
She should've kept her 2 cent to herself.50 dated Handler? I think getting shot nine times felt better than banging that hag.
And calls him homophobic slurs.Progressive White woman gets mad at rich Black man for not voting right.
And calls him homophobic slurs.
It's @Dyn. What did you expect, people? WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?Just coming in here to let you guys know that @Dyn posted the same thing in our thread, only it was the opposite. You probably gathered that, but I just wanted to be sure because we have a pretty solid agreement about not invading the other's thread and I don't want it to end
Here's the entire list. It's petty at best to insane at worst.
Made it okay to shoot hibernating bears
Put children in cages
Called Mexicans rapists
Imitated disabled reporter
Looks lousy in a tennis outfit
Can't get wife to hold hand
Called third world countries ****holes
Called Tim Cook 'Tim Apple'
Said Jewish people who vote Democrat are disloyal
Showed top secret documents at Mar-A-Lago restaurant
Called white supremacists 'fine people'
Leaked classified information to Russian ambassador
Asked the president of Ukraine to investigate the Bidens
Called for China to investigate the Bidens
Walked into the dressing room at Miss Teen USA pageant
Pressed the Australian prime minister to help Barr investigate Mueller
Talked about grabbing *****
Lied about the size of his inauguration
Refused to release tax returns
Gutted the E.P.A.
Confiscated and destroyed interpreter's notes after meeting with Putin
Tweeted classified photo of Iran missile site
Called Baltimore a 'disgusting, rat and rodent-infested mess'
Described Meryl Streep as 'over-rated'
Leaked information to the press about the 2017 Manchester arena bombing
Did not attend any White House correspondents' dinner
Said Megyn Kelly had 'blood coming out of her whatever'
Called Carly Fiorina 'horseface'
Ruined impeachment
Brought Ivanka to the G7 summit
Corrupted Congress
Appointed and didn't fire Betsy DeVos
Put Jared in charge of Mideast
Served McDonald's to Clemson football team
Destroyed democracy
Lost Hong Kong
Threatened Marie Yovanovitch
Pulled the U.S. out of climate agreement
Allowed bounties on soldiers
Invaded Portland
Withdrew from W.H.O.
Bragged about knowing the date
Commuted sentences
Said to swallow bleach
Person, woman, man, camera, TV
Destroyed post office
Paid $750 in taxes
Wants third term
Wanted to be on Mount Rushmore
And we haven't even said the worst one
It's so TDS ridden, I don't even know which ones are the worst. I'll sperg at some of the most petty ones and call it a day.
Telling the truth is now a sin. Also, who cares?
- Described Meryl Streep as 'over-rated'
Wenn er nur in Washington und Kalifornien einfallen und sie dem herrlichen Trumpenreich hinzufügen würde.
- Invaded Portland
If only he would invade Washington and California and add them to the glorious Trumpenreich.
Congress wasn't a corrupt shithole before Trump? I never knew! Also, a surprising lack of Merrick Garland. Could've replaced that Meryl Streep one with him.
- Corrupted Congress
Every president does, retard.
- Wanted to be on Mount Rushmore
Lost? We were fighting a war against China with Hong Kong? Shit, I'm suprised we didn't. It worked out great in Veitnam! and Korea!
- Lost Hong Kong
Imagine putting this on here knowing he was actually sucessful where 40 years of DC politicians weren't. I'm a fan of Jared Kushner presents Middle Eastern Peace. I want it renewed for four new seasons, thank you.
- Put Jared in charge of Mideast
Here's an interesting one: lied about the size of his inauguration.Here's the entire list. It's petty at best to insane at worst.
Made it okay to shoot hibernating bears
Put children in cages
Called Mexicans rapists
Imitated disabled reporter
Looks lousy in a tennis outfit
Can't get wife to hold hand
Called third world countries ****holes
Called Tim Cook 'Tim Apple'
Said Jewish people who vote Democrat are disloyal
Showed top secret documents at Mar-A-Lago restaurant
Called white supremacists 'fine people'
Leaked classified information to Russian ambassador
Asked the president of Ukraine to investigate the Bidens
Called for China to investigate the Bidens
Walked into the dressing room at Miss Teen USA pageant
Pressed the Australian prime minister to help Barr investigate Mueller
Talked about grabbing *****
Lied about the size of his inauguration
Refused to release tax returns
Gutted the E.P.A.
Confiscated and destroyed interpreter's notes after meeting with Putin
Tweeted classified photo of Iran missile site
Called Baltimore a 'disgusting, rat and rodent-infested mess'
Described Meryl Streep as 'over-rated'
Leaked information to the press about the 2017 Manchester arena bombing
Did not attend any White House correspondents' dinner
Said Megyn Kelly had 'blood coming out of her whatever'
Called Carly Fiorina 'horseface'
Ruined impeachment
Brought Ivanka to the G7 summit
Corrupted Congress
Appointed and didn't fire Betsy DeVos
Put Jared in charge of Mideast
Served McDonald's to Clemson football team
Destroyed democracy
Lost Hong Kong
Threatened Marie Yovanovitch
Pulled the U.S. out of climate agreement
Allowed bounties on soldiers
Invaded Portland
Withdrew from W.H.O.
Bragged about knowing the date
Commuted sentences
Said to swallow bleach
Person, woman, man, camera, TV
Destroyed post office
Paid $750 in taxes
Wants third term
Wanted to be on Mount Rushmore
And we haven't even said the worst one
It's so TDS ridden, I don't even know which ones are the worst. I'll sperg at some of the most petty ones and call it a day.
Telling the truth is now a sin. Also, who cares?
- Described Meryl Streep as 'over-rated'
Wenn er nur in Washington und Kalifornien einfallen und sie dem herrlichen Trumpenreich hinzufügen würde.
- Invaded Portland
If only he would invade Washington and California and add them to the glorious Trumpenreich.
Congress wasn't a corrupt shithole before Trump? I never knew! Also, a surprising lack of Merrick Garland. Could've replaced that Meryl Streep one with him.
- Corrupted Congress
Every president does, retard.
- Wanted to be on Mount Rushmore
Lost? We were fighting a war against China with Hong Kong? Shit, I'm suprised we didn't. It worked out great in Veitnam! and Korea!
- Lost Hong Kong
Imagine putting this on here knowing he was actually sucessful where 40 years of DC politicians weren't. I'm a fan of Jared Kushner presents Middle Eastern Peace. I want it renewed for four new seasons, thank you.
- Put Jared in charge of Mideast
She-Ra already got raped and He-Man is on deck (Kevin Smith's running a cartoon sequel to the original Filmation series and it will revolve around Teela and He-Man will be MIA/missing as a major plot point).Fucking hell, another staple of my childhood raped by Current Year shenanigans.
What's next? He-Man? Gargoyles? Bobby's World? Uh, better not give them any more ideas...
Guardians 3 in limbo/not only any particular mandatory time table where production has to begin at X-date for Y-theatrical debut, in part because Disney planned to go super fucking woke with Eternals and Thor 4 and Black Widow (and to a lesser extent Masters of Kung Fu) while Doctor Strange 2 is directly tied into Wandavision and Ant Man 3 is a stealth Young Avengers film.I think the only reason it won’t be canned is that Disney desperately needs it.
However, James Gunn proudly shared a picture of the finished script for GotG2 on Twitter when he finished it. No such confirmation was made for 3, and seeing how in both March and May he has only said it’s past the first draft, we have reason to believe believe a script is not done. And without a finished scripted they could easily be a year or two behind schedule. More proof that despite his show title, Bob can not see the big picture.
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Here's an interesting one: lied about the size of his inauguration.
I've been seeing photos that Trump's inauguration had fewer numbers than Obama. So who's really lying?
The revolver article he mentions was just posted.
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https://www.revolver.news/2020/10/brandy-zadrozny-dox-trump-supporters-glamorize-pedophiles/ (https://archive.vn/AaKrc)
He will also be on Tucker tonight discussing her.
One might refer to such people as A People Who Shall Dwell Alone.Charles II, of the Hapsburg Dynasty, a man so inbred he couldn't even chew. Is Q right? Are all media and political figures in this day and age nothing more than members of the same incestuous, inbred hick family? Because they sure look it.