Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Orange Rhymer]

Have you been drinking this evening?

(if you all tone it down a bit, we can get bewb pics...)

Let. the jewkie. win.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I don't think you can buy booze with yo' EBT. You can suck dick behind the Piggly-Wiggly for enough spare change to buy some booze, however.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I don't think you can buy booze with yo' EBT. You can suck dick behind the Piggly-Wiggly for enough spare change to buy some booze, however.

That argument stops NO ONE in the ghetto.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

The last time she was drinking wine she was actually chill. Seeing as she’s celebrating someone’s wedding missing a few people who were unable to make it (Seriously? That shit happens even when there’s no pandemic. Step it up Mel.) and still screeching, I’d take a guess and say no.

Though with how often she apparently breastfeeds on the spot, I’m amazed she even managed to get a glass of box wine in months ago.

@Orange Rhymer Bruh I can barely stand her face. Reminds me of the river Kappa. I’m not letting up to see her grimy nudes

edit; Besides, she doesn’t respond to honey. She’s the sub. She loves being abused and treated cruelly. As evidence with her obsession of Deadpool.

 

[Deadpool]

Don't have it, don't do it.

Yes you do on both counts.

You're just denying what the study says

I am, because it's retarded and I'm not retarded enough to believe it.

now you sit here and shit bricks

Is this slang for laughing at the worthless study a worthless cunt posted? If so then yes I'm shitting bricks. If not then no we're not.

Real Jews don't gossip.

You're a fraud.

So this means you gossip a lot right? Anyway, no true scotsman fallacy. Do you ever post anything that isn't a fallacy, I ask knowing the answer is "no you do not."

Glad to see my curse on you and your wife who talks shit bore fruit!

This is retarded and you're retarded for believing it. Your bullshit curses don't cause every minor inconvenience we suffer.

Oooh, so Corona fucked up your wedding plans

This is why you deserve to be beaten to death. (No this isn't a threat, or anything I will carry out you paranoid cousin fucker. It's just what you deserve.)

That's what your bitch of a wife gets for talking evil out of her mouth

It could be worse, she could have your life! That's a fitting punishment for any evil person. It also proves how evil you are because you have to live your garbage life surrounded by retarded piglets.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

The last time she was drinking wine she was actually chill. Seeing as she’s celebrating someone’s wedding missing a few people who were unable to make it (Seriously? That shit happens even when there’s no pandemic. Step it up Mel.) and still screeching, I’d take a guess and say no.

Though with how often she apparently breastfeeds on the spot, I’m amazed she even managed to get a glass of box wine in months ago.

@Orange Rhymer Bruh I can barely stand her face. Reminds me of the river Kappa. I’m not letting up to see her grimy nudes

edit; Besides, she doesn’t respond to honey. She’s the sub. She loves being abused and treated cruelly. As evidence with her obsession of Deadpool.

Well, I still think it would be neat if she did an episode of MATI.
There really aren't many cows that interact with us this much. It's kinda fun.

Edit: Looked up what a River Kappa is-

LOL! Nigga, you MEAN!

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Even when it's clearly in her best interest to stay away, like when CPS was knocking on her door, she still couldn't resist her compulsion to come back here and post, day after day after day.

I think it's because we're the only adults who give her the time of day. Marshall's a moron, and now he's gone. Kids are great but I doubt they're great conversationalists, especially given how isolated and ignorant they are. Relatives want nothing to do with her, neighbors hate her, her fellow cultists think she's a nut. Sad to say, but we're the closest thing to a peer group Melinda has.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You don't know anything about my private records, and you haven't proven anything.

You're a Buddhist trying to lecture me on what a Goy is?

You're just one idiot out of 8 billion people, you don't speak for every Jew living in the world. The very notion that you think you can speak on behalf of everyone is absurd.

The Law of Return has nothing to do with Rabbinical Judaism, that comment shows just how little you know.

Melinda, all I had to do was tell them to go to this thread as well as look up your court records. It was an easy thing to do.

You'll want to look up what the Law of Return actually is and the many court cases there are involving it. Oh right! You don't understand law in your own country, let alone anothers. You're not getting into Israel on it.

By the way, you still can't spell goy correctly. It's not a proper noun, stop using it as one.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

Well, I still think it would be neat if she did an episode of MATI.
There really aren't many cows that interact with us this much. It's kinda fun.

Edit: Looked up what a River Kappa is-
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LOL! Nigga, you MEAN!

I do enjoy being a cunt, and those eyebags look just like Mel's.

But I was comparing Mel here to another cow here. Margo Palermo. Nicknamed "The River Kappa." Because she also looks like one without filters. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/margaret-margo-palermo-venusangelics-mom.580/
Anyway, Mel only interacts so much because she is repetition incarnate. She rarely has anything new to say and keeps the same few stock phrases loaded. Her current favorite seems to be emoji overload and "Spoken like a true [Insert Nigger here]"
She'd shit herself and peak whatever microphone was in the vicinity if she had to try and debate something live.

 

[Baby Yoda]

@TamarYaelBatYah Does your cunt hole, the one in the front not the asshole, also have bags under it? You have bags under your Eastern European eyes, but what about surrounding your roast beef flaps?

 

[LoverofPi]

Melinda, all I had to do was tell them to go to this thread as well as look up your court records. It was an easy thing to do.

You'll want to look up what the Law of Return actually is and the many court cases there are involving it. Oh right! You don't understand law in your own country, let alone anothers. You're not getting into Israel on it.

By the way, you still can't spell goy correctly. It's not a proper noun, stop using it as one.

Mel doesn't understand what proper nouns are and got very mad the last time I tried to explain it to her.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

@TamarYaelBatYah Does your cunt hole, the one in the front not the asshole, also have bags under it? You have bags under your Eastern European eyes, but what about surrounding your roast beef flaps?

My perineum does not sag. Neither do my labia. That's one of the benefits of homebirth. Being able to put your body in a position that doesn't result in a tear on the perineum. My largest baby was 9 lbs and I delivered on all 4 knees and that allowed me to prevent a tear.

Other reason is I also exercise. I also don't use clamps on my labia. I don't think it's good.

Like I said before, walking and exercise prevent a weak perineum. There's a reason the labia are situated between the legs. The friction caused by walking tightens the tissue up.

It's like a napkin. Take a napkin and roll it back and forth in your hands like your playing with clay. What happens? The napkin is thin/soft tissue so it retracts into something smaller.

True story, Marshall's dick touched my labia sliding in each time. Sometimes I exercised too much and it was hard for him to even get in, he had to manually open my labia with his fingers.

I'm still snug after 6 children. It's about how well a woman takes care of her body. Mothers are NOT "damaged goods".

This belief you have about child birth ruining, permanently stretching, and disfiguring a woman's vagina is just simply untrue. Yeah, the first few weeks after childbirth, it's not going to be 100%, but it goes back.

The only thing a woman ever loses permanently is her hymenal ring during the (vaginal) birth of her first child. Surprisingly, it doesn't disappear when a virgin has sex for the first time. It's only by the birth of the first child that it disappears. You can look it up in studies.

I think it's interesting, because The Torah says the Firstborn of the womb is set apart. The Firstborn dismantles the hymenal ring. Also this is why the FIRST child coming down the vaginal canal in childbirth is the hardest to push out. Subsequent births are easier.

The ease at which subsequent births happen are one reason (single) men are subconsciously attracted to single mothers. Their offspring will have a high chance of survival in the womb of a woman who has given birth before.

I think that's interesting because basically the first child makes it easier for the siblings to come through. Interesting because in The Torah the Firstborn gets leadership over the other siblings and also, gets a double portion inheritance. It's like the siblings of the Firstborn have to respect that the Firstborn made their journey through the womb easier.

Is this slang

I can tell some of you live in difference countries became of the slang you use

Never knew what a "bint" was till I came here.

"Shit bricks" is American (USA) slang

I don't see how a wedding delay is the effect of your curse, it's not like it's something that serious when things can be easily replanned to the future or better accomodations during the pandemic can be administered tbh.
Get back to me when you have an actual working curse, fucking Chris-Chan's curse-ye-hame-has were more effective

Yeah, I'm sure planning and preparing for two weddings is really ideal

Have you been drinking this evening?

I sure have lol.

Speaking of which....

Real Jews don't call other Jews bitches and bimbos either, honey.

True. But you'll have to convince me you aren't Goy first

 

[AmbiTron]

So uh, I haven't had the mental or testicular fortitude to sift through this shrew's piles of batshit insanity but I've managed to gather she and Marshall broke up? She spent a lot of time vehemently defending him and praising him, what gives? Any cliffnotes or summaries up in this bitch?

 

[Baby Yoda]

My perineum does not sag. Neither do my labia. That's one of the benefits of homebirth. Being able to put your body in a position that doesn't result in a tear on the perineum. My largest baby was 9 lbs and I delivered on all 4 knees and that allowed me to prevent a tear.

Other reason is I also exercise. I also don't use clamps on my labia. I don't think it's good.

Like I said before, walking and exercise prevent a weak perineum. There's a reason the labia are situated between the legs. The friction caused by walking tightens the tissue up.

It's like a napkin. Take a napkin and roll it back and forth in your hands like your playing with clay. What happens? The napkin is thin/soft tissue so it retracts into something smaller.

True story, Marshall's dick touched my labia sliding in each time. Sometimes I exercised too much and it was hard for him to even get in, he had to manually open my labia with his fingers.

I'm still snug after 6 children. It's about how well a woman takes care of her body. Mothers are NOT "damaged goods".

This belief you have about child birth ruining, permanently stretching, and disfiguring a woman's vagina is just simply untrue. Yeah, the first few weeks after childbirth, it's not going to be 100%, but it goes back.

The only thing a woman ever loses permanently is her hymenal ring during the (vaginal) birth of her first child. Surprisingly, it doesn't disappear when a virgin has sex for the first time. It's only by the birth of the first child that it disappears. You can look it up in studies.

I think it's interesting, because The Torah says the Firstborn of the womb is set apart. The Firstborn dismantles the hymenal ring. Also this is why the FIRST child coming down the vaginal canal in childbirth is the hardest to push out. Subsequent births are easier.

The ease at which subsequent births happen are one reason (single) men are subconsciously attracted to single mothers. Their offspring will have a high chance of survival in the womb of a woman who has given birth before.

I think that's interesting because basically the first child makes it easier for the siblings to come through. Interesting because in The Torah the Firstborn gets leadership over the other siblings and also, gets a double portion inheritance. It's like the siblings of the Firstborn have to respect that the Firstborn made their journey through the womb easier.

I think its problematic how much the patriarchy judge us women by the shape of our flaps and not by the content of our perineums.
I told you awhile back I gave birth as well. The skin between my vulva and anus ripped open and spurted blood all over the surgeon. The Dr. Told me "just keep pushing dont stahp whatever you do!" I told him I couldnt anymore and was exhausted. He insisted I push and my husband yelled at me to push too.
My husband sang to me: She have SASS, she have CLASS, but more Importantly she have "Thwooop!" Right as my husband was singing to me so I could push the last of Baby Yoda Jr. out a gigantic tapeworm flew out of my ass and bitch slapped the surgeon in the face. Poop, blood, and vaginal fluid spit out of my collapsed holes and was all over the walls.
I now have a beautiful 6 month old baby as well.
I agree the female vagina is a beautiful fountain of love. Making fun of it or implying its "loose" or no longer worthy is something that Anglo Patriarchs invented to keep us women suppressed.

Did you end up ordering the dildo from Adam and Eve?

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Can someone please tell her about Rule 32 ?
We can avoid an unpleasant discussion OR take this 'discussion' to an interesting destination.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Yeah, I'm sure planning and preparing for two weddings is really ideal

It's not ideal, but if your definition of a successful curse is something that causes mild inconvenience, you need to take lessons from the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. His curses are more effective.

 

[LoverofPi]

It's not ideal, but if your definition of a successful curse is something that causes mild inconvenience, you need to take lessons from the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. His curses are more effective.

Much like Brad Watson, Mel will take any inconvenience in a foe's life as evidence of her curses being totally 100% effective. It's why she's super vague about the how and when of her curses. If she was more specific, we could definitely prove her wrong, instead of simply rolling our eyes at her desperation.

 

[Deadpool]

I delivered on all 4 knees

You only have 2 knees dipshit.

I can tell some of you live in difference countries became of the slang you use

Never knew what a "bint" was till I came here.

"Shit bricks" is American (USA) slang

Do they have sarcasm in bumfuck virginia where you live? I ask because you absolutely suck at detecting it.

My perineum does not sag. Neither do my labia. That's one of the benefits of homebirth. Being able to put your body in a position that doesn't result in a tear on the perineum. My largest baby was 9 lbs and I delivered on all 4 knees and that allowed me to prevent a tear.

Other reason is I also exercise. I also don't use clamps on my labia. I don't think it's good.

Like I said before, walking and exercise prevent a weak perineum. There's a reason the labia are situated between the legs. The friction caused by walking tightens the tissue up.

It's like a napkin. Take a napkin and roll it back and forth in your hands like your playing with clay. What happens? The napkin is thin/soft tissue so it retracts into something smaller.

True story, Marshall's dick touched my labia sliding in each time. Sometimes I exercised too much and it was hard for him to even get in, he had to manually open my labia with his fingers.

I'm still snug after 6 children. It's about how well a woman takes care of her body. Mothers are NOT "damaged goods".

This belief you have about child birth ruining, permanently stretching, and disfiguring a woman's vagina is just simply untrue. Yeah, the first few weeks after childbirth, it's not going to be 100%, but it goes back.

The only thing a woman ever loses permanently is her hymenal ring during the (vaginal) birth of her first child. Surprisingly, it doesn't disappear when a virgin has sex for the first time. It's only by the birth of the first child that it disappears. You can look it up in studies.

I think it's interesting, because The Torah says the Firstborn of the womb is set apart. The Firstborn dismantles the hymenal ring. Also this is why the FIRST child coming down the vaginal canal in childbirth is the hardest to push out. Subsequent births are easier.

The ease at which subsequent births happen are one reason (single) men are subconsciously attracted to single mothers. Their offspring will have a high chance of survival in the womb of a woman who has given birth before.

I think that's interesting because basically the first child makes it easier for the siblings to come through. Interesting because in The Torah the Firstborn gets leadership over the other siblings and also, gets a double portion inheritance. It's like the siblings of the Firstborn have to respect that the Firstborn made their journey through the womb easier.

You get really defensive when we bring up how your vagina is a gaping black hole. I doubt you'd be this sensitive about it if it weren't true.

True. But you'll have to convince me you aren't Goy first

You first. Everything you've said this far has proven your a goy LARPing as a Jew.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Oooh, so Corona fucked up your wedding plans.

Glad to see my curse on you and your wife who talks shit bore fruit!

That's what your bitch of a wife gets for talking evil out of her mouth

Actually it saved me money. Over five hundred people couldn't show up so less space and food was needed. We still streamed the wedding though since we planned to do that for any of the elders who couldn't fly over. So much for your "curse".

Only bitch speaking evil is you Melinda.

 

[White Baby]

True. But you'll have to convince me you aren't Goy first

You first. We already know your real name and the city you live in, might as well give us a snapshot of your Ancestry.com tree.