TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Spedestrian]

One may be curious why it has taken the Avatar over a month now to pack up the many possessions, tomes, armaments and pieces of garb he hath accumulated over the course of his long life. To thee I say: Have you ever been in a movie?

Hast thou forgotten, good sir? The Avatar hath always been shit at inventory management:

 

[Clem Fandango]

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And there it is. Proof that all he really wants is a bunch of "u ok hun?" responses. Twitter is cancer.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Answer 1: I can imagine he's been using it to pry open cans of cold beans (too badass for a can opener)

if he tried that we would be laughing because it's how he would die

 

[Ita Mori]

To be fair, it's hard to see the ugly side to people and things you're sentimental about.

I don't think that's true, otherwise a lot of people wouldn't be on this thread.

Razorfist knows full well what's wrong with Spoony. He's been a fan of him practically since Noah first came to YouTube. Don't forget this is the guy who asked Spoony to come on his podcast and got told "No free interviews".

TBF Spoony is allowed to jew as much as he likes. Fault's on the morons who thought he was worth paying.

Razor one of the biggest trumtards around.

I think it's more that Razor just hates the DNC more than likes Trump.
His videos all seem to bash the DNC-back MSM and DNC standouts more so than sucking wrinkly orange wiener.

Had no idea about that. How the fuck do they tolerate each other if they actually do have the slightest idea who the other is?
Them liking each other is like a glitch in the matrix.

Do 2 tweets really imply they like each other?
Razor might have a soft spot for the guy he got his "angry sass" inspiration from, but I don't think the feeling's mutual.
At best Razor might have tweeted some pro-cop shit that Spoony liked due to his brother, but it's probably more that Noah simply forgot who Razor is.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

His videos all seem to bash the DNC-back MSM and DNC standouts more so than sucking wrinkly orange wiener.

Can't say for all videos, but remember when some faggot shot a Walmart and Trump had a speech "gonna ban guns, gonna ban games, gonna do all sorts of shit"? Well, Razorfaps argument was "it's not Trump, IT'S BOOMERS". Ok, but who are Trump's voters? Yeah, right.

 

[Gorube]

When was this guy ever a hero? I think delusional narcissist is a better descriptor for Spoony.

 

[White Devil]

The best thing for Spoony right now is probably to get his head cut off by some crazy camel jockey for posting pictures of Muhammad.

 

[Drifting Panzer]

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I guess calling it "my old house" instead of "my parents basement" sounds better, in a moviebob way.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

When was this guy ever a hero? I think delusional narcissist is a better descriptor for Spoony.


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One type of person I really can't stand is the one that is always surly, moody and ungrateful for his life's shortcomings. Worst if said person takes it out on the first poor sod that tries to be nice to them.
Such is the case with Spoony here. Can't he be nice to the few followers that still bother to hear his diatribes? It would help him to at least not be so damn down all the time.

 

[Water Resistance]

Noah crying about expensive watches again (and getting shit on in the replies)
Also, reminds us how pathetic he is, by letting us know last time he bought clothes was back in 1999

 

[Kevin Roberts]

I don't mind him been bipolar, many people suffer or suffered from mental illness. Difference is that those people don't whine on their social network and e-beg, crying like a spoiled brats. Many people suffering from depression, bipolar or other mental illness go to work every day, feed their families and try to make it through. But not Spoon, he is too depressed to do any work, except tweet.

 

[Person Man]

Noah crying about expensive watches again (and getting shit on in the replies)
Also, reminds us how pathetic he is, by letting us know last time he bought clothes was back in 1999

Internet: You haven't worked a day in years! And you expect people will give you money?
Spoony: I don't see how those two are connected.

 

[DarkestSydePhil]

What I find utterly bizarre is that none of you have given the old Spoonster $200 for a new knife yet, piggies.

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Hold the fuck up. What in the hell does Spoony need an EDC kit for? The idea behind ''Every Day Carry'' is that you have a set of tools that you equip yourself with before setting out for the day, whether it be work, errands, etc. We all know what Spoony does with his days, so does he need to upgrade his knife to better assist him in dragging his pallid ass across the living room and into the kitchen for any particularly fat cockroaches to feast on? He has the same infatuation with useless (to him) trinkets that the Warthog does, perhaps they share more things in common than he gives her credit for? He already stuck his harpoon into the rare crimson landwhale, the elusive FAS-stricken forest nymph, what's a bloated sword-bearing warthog to add to his body count?

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Hold the fuck up. What in the hell does Spoony need an EDC kit for? The idea behind ''Every Day Carry'' is that you have a set of tools that you equip yourself with before setting out for the day, whether it be work, errands, etc. We all know what Spoony does with his days, so does he need to upgrade his knife to better assist him in dragging his pallid ass across the living room and into the kitchen for any particularly fat cockroaches to feast on? He has the same infatuation with useless (to him) trinkets that the Warthog does, perhaps they share more things in common than he gives her credit for? He already stuck his harpoon into the rare crimson landwhale, the elusive FAS-stricken forest nymph, what's a bloated sword-bearing warthog to add to his body count?

Its a collector instinct. He does not want it because he need it, he wants it because it tickles his nerves. Wich i suppose is a positive thing here, If his collectors instinct gets triggered it means there must be SOME kind of life in there.

 

[White Devil]

That retard doesn't realize how good of a brand Sypderco is, and all their knives look alike because they got famous off the Spyderco Harpy, thus most of their blades resemble talons.

And yeah, I can't see Spoony needing anything more than a simple boxcutter, and even that is probably more knife than he actually needs.

Note: I'm not a knife expert by any means, I know a few good brands and have used Spyderco stuff for about 17 years.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Its a collector instinct.

It's to be more like his father. He's talked before how his dad got him interested in them.
Better psychics than I can deduce what Freudian meaning that holds, but to any outside observer his knife fetish is creepy. Like at any moment he's ready to stab somebody like he's Robbie in Mazes and Monsters.
"Hey Spoony, when's that movie happening?"
"STOP HARASSING ME!" stab stab stab
[calls April]
"AWW HAWWW, I THINK I KILLED SOMEONE I REALLY DO!"

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Oh i did not know that. God dammit...Spoony is always a dissapointment.

 

[Nutritious_Banana]

How is his knife losing its edge? What the hell is he doing with his knives? Carving things? Could Spoony even muster the spirit to to take up carving as a hobby? Does he even have hobbies anymore?

I assume he's opening tv dinner boxes with it, (easiest way to dull a blade outside of running it across pavement) then using one of those gimmick sharpeners that leaves a fragile, hollow edge.

Spoony knows fuck all about knife/steel quality.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

More of the same from Warthog, pining for Spoony and bitching about money. She was totally looking for work you guys, but now she can't because she got "injured". It's not her being a lazy fatass at all!

 

[RJ MacReady]

A fine nugget. It was April's responsibility to work things out - not Noah, who spent like 5 years lying in bed and tweeting while their finances collapsed.