I generally don't post DMs as a rule, but today I noticed I had a message from somebody.
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I have no idea what the hell he's talking about.
EDIT: oh, I think it was in reference to my mocking "Chillstream Uncut alloneword." It's not that I don't like it, I'm just mentally checking it off on my Killstream Bingo card. My point, & the point of Killstream Bingo (before people lost interest), is that it's formulaic. Every Killstream Ralph fucks around on Twitter. Every Shillstream is worded the exact same way, every time, like a vocal tic. (Though to be fair to Ralph, it works for getting information burned into your memory, which is the point.) Every stream someone starts bitching about juice. Every stream, at almost the same goddamn time every goddamn night, Warski bitches about how much he hates black people. If I were a programmer, I could feed all of Ralph's favorite phrases, Gator's Soros namedrops, Warski's complaints abouts niggers, & Tucker Carlson clips into an AI & randomly generate a Killstream episode indistinguishable from the real thing.
Ralph's argument, of course, would be "you don't run a successful podcast, blah blah blah" & he's right, I don't. But neither does Ralph. The Killstream is limping along on its name only & whatever shred of relevance he had during GG. You know how big designer brands like Louis Vuitton, Chanel, etc. can sell whatever tacky shit & bitches will fork over obscene amounts of cash for it? That's because the name is enough to sell a product, no matter how good or bad it is. That's the Killstream. When people in this corner of the Internet talk about the Killstream, do they talk about any recent guests? Do they laugh about David Weiss, the Flat Earth King? Do they acknowledge how creepy it is to have Alex Jones' retarded teenage son as a semi-regular guest on a stream with dudes in their mid-thirties? Fuck no, they say shit like "oh, the Killstream, I remember them from 2016," or "oh shit, the Killstream, I loved Zidan!" or "the Killstream, I only watched them when they had Mister Metokur on."
The Killstream is coasting on its GG notoriety & that's it. Pretty soon it's going to go the way of the Kumite. With the exception of the Styxhexenspencer Debate, Ralph has barely broken 1k live viewers all month.
Anyway, there's more.
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Gloat away, friend, but for the record:
-Kiwi Farms is not a hivemind. There's no "my side" anything. Even
@Sam Losco , who I'd go as far as to say we've collaborated together on a few things, have vastly different opinions on what would be a good future for the currently in-utero Gaius Julius Ralph.
-I wouldn't call Tea Clips my "buddy," more like a casual acquaintance. I'm just very sympathetic to the plight of women harassed by belligerent alcoholics. Addendum: if you told me GG was about harassing women, I'd call you an idiot. If you told me Ralph gets off on harassing women because it makes him feel like a big man, I'd believe you without hesitation.
-I don't know what "coalition" you're talking about, broken or otherwise.
-"show is thriving:" see above.
-off probation in March:
-Vickers is bffs with Ralph: taking this with a huge grain of salt, but okay. I hope you get the father figure you've always wanted in Mr. Vickers. Genuinely.
-back in jail: I'm ambivalent either way at this point. I'm ready to hop off the Ralphamale train & completely "retire" after election night. Which, credit where credit's due, I am unironically looking forward to. For different reasons than the regular 1k watchers, I'm sure. Go out with a bang, would you? Every cow has been disappointing me lately.
I considered just replying normally, but even engaging Ralph by proxy doing reeeeeecaps every night is exhausting, much less having a one-sided conversation with the man himself. Plus he'd just respond to whatever with "lol u mad" & re-block me to ensure he gets the last word anyway.
