US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[heathercho]

There is a conspiracy theory by stupidpol types and some progressives that follow Kyle Kulinski, that the democrats seriously want Donald Trump to win since he is to progressive politics, what niggers were to Bernie Sanders in the democratic primaries. A useful insurance policy to stop radical left wing change.

That's not a stupid position to hold, though, per se. Just who the trojan is, is debatable. Having Trump is also beneficial for other reasons, especially if they wanted to run a super progtard candidate in 2024 - they can have 4 more years to build the hate.

I would say it wouldn't be a unanimous plan among the DNC, but I'm certain there are a lot that would be strategizing that way.

 

[alreadyhome]

That's not a stupid position to hold, though, per se. Just who the trojan is, is debatable. Having Trump is also beneficial for other reasons, especially if they wanted to run a super progtard candidate in 2024 - they can have 4 more years to build the hate.

I would say it wouldn't be a unanimous plan among the DNC, but I'm certain there are a lot that would be strategizing that way.

The 2024 election will be strange - I think the Dems are going to end up running the youngest possible candidate.

 

[Secret Asshole]

She bailed Joe out repeatedly, but they only obviously muted Trump once, and we only know that because someone overruled the mute button and let him keep speaking.

I mean, she ATTEMPTED to bail Joe out, but eventually just gave up. I mean Joe brought up the fucking laptop on his own which was a smooth brain move. Trump did not bring it up. He sort of just poked him with 'I don't know where he got the money for that' and it was enough to piss Biden off. Biden basically just hung himself with all the time he was given. At the end of the debate the 'Why would you do that' had the sound of someone completely exasperated when he said he would TRANSITION AWAY FROM OIL. I mean, that is such a massive fuck up I can't even. You might be able to point to that and say any momentum is lost simply because of that. Even the fucking moderator couldn't hide how frustrated she was at him. Like, all her prep, all her notes, all the time the Dems grilled her and instructed her on how to soft-ball Biden...all fucking wasted because he's too retarded to see how DUMB that statement is.

Also they muted Trump 1.5 times. The moderator did not control the mute. They muted him once as he was basically just finishing up. And then they muted and unmuted him as he was finishing again. So it wasn't really all that terrible. Also they only muted him during the 2 minutes free wheeling type segment. When they were talking over each other they didn't get muted, but surprisingly I think Biden talked over Trump more than the other way around. Trump threw Biden completely off balance. He was in control of the debate.

Now, will it matter? I don't think all that much. People who have TDS will rationalize everything away. For me, it just reinforced my vote. I think if anything, it will have no effect on Trump and only hurt Biden. It can't hurt Trump.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

So Trump's doing six rallies in battleground states in three days. Biden's going to speak in Delaware. This is insane.

 

[Salubrious]

The 2024 election will be strange - I think the Dems are going to end up running the youngest possible candidate.

I agree, but mostly because AOC turns 35 between Election Day and Inauguration Day, which makes her eligible to run.

 

[thismanlies]

When you're so full of shit fact checking websites don't consider the words coming out of your mouth to be a reliable source.

 

[soy_king]

He is probably the only rich cracka on recent memory comfortable hanging out with gangsta and thug rappers. And in return many niggers made songs about being rich like him. As well as hanging out with major black celebrities in New York and even helping out Mike Tyson. He grew up in the most diverse city in America in an area that is solid democrat. And somehow magically got away with being a secret racist inb4 muh central Park 5 meme for a long ass time before deciding to run for president.

Yes, but humility (or at least not openly advertising the opposite) goes a long way

 

[OnlyFacingRear]

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Added: Dems need to start thinking about 2024. Theirs to lose. Run the Surf Mommy. Sure would like to hit all three, if you know what I mean. Was thinking about that.

I can get behind a Smurf Mommy run. That lady is smoking hot!!

 

[thismanlies]

I can get behind a Smurf Mommy run. That lady is smoking hot!!

She would have to pull a Trump and bitch slap everyone in the primaries as well as the media. And even then, she'd have to put out three statements a week saying she feels fine and has no intentions of hurting herself.

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

I can get behind a Smurf Mommy run. That lady is smoking hot!!

If the Dems had any common sense as soon as Tulsi wrecked Harris like she did they'd have realized she's the best candidate they could hope for. I don't think even she could take down The Don but she's basically the only person in the primaries that would've at least helped their chances.

 

[Moguro Fukuzou]

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When you're so full of shit fact checking websites don't consider the words coming out of your mouth to be a reliable source.

I feel like the damage is already done with his statements on oil because I could see a lot of people that would be getting impacted tuning into watching the debate on their tv, but leave it at that. All they'll see is his statements opposing oil industry, not the online "corrections" that are going to be blasting on twitter. Even if they do watch the evening news telling them that "Biden totally isn't coming for the oil industry," I could see a bunch just not believing it because this isn't the first time their industry has come under attack.

I don't know if he's flip flopped on it, but isn't Biden also anti-nuclear? One of my biggest annoyances is this push towards "renewable energy" that always excludes nuclear energy because of the whole nuclear bad mentality. There's only so many solar panels and wind farms you can put up, not every place can benefit from them and hydro is even more restricted (I have no idea how Thermal might factor in). Yet people pushing renewable say they'll be fine entirely cutting out oil and gas mining with those as replacements, even worse is the amount of voters that blindly support it. While his statements on the oil and gas industry might have upset anyone with any connection to it I'm sure there are a bunch urbanites that are actively praising him. Same people that would smugly say "learn to code" to those now out of a lively hood they've had since they could work along with the soon-to-be ghost towns built around the mines.

 

[Slimy Time]

Hope it's not too off topic:
Full 30 mins interview of 60 minutes with trump:

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It can't be verified. Why? Because I said so. Solid line of reasoning there, repeating a prepped line again and again doesn't make it true.

 

[soy_king]

Late or no, the guy's an expert shitposter.

 

[Goofy Logic]

I feel like the damage is already done with his statements on oil because I could see a lot of people that would be getting impacted tuning into watching the debate on their tv, but leave it at that. All they'll see is his statements opposing oil industry, not the online "corrections" that are going to be blasting on twitter. Even if they do watch the evening news telling them that "Biden totally isn't coming for the oil industry," I could see a bunch just not believing it because this isn't the first time their industry has come under attack.

Oil and coal industries are intertwined, so both of those industries are going to remember Obama and Hillary shitting all over them. Biden just confirmed he's going to shit on them as well.

 

[FatalTater]

I am disappointed and afraid today, because of the amount of idiots in the world that don't know how to check to see if a word has more than one meaning.

Remember David Hogg, the guy who was somewhat nearby when the shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School happened, he has one parent in the FBI and one parent that works for CNN, mediocre grades but got into Harvard anyway because reasons? He has a twitter and it can be amusing and infuriating. His reaction to Trump's use of the word "coyote" last night has made the comment section an amazing place.

https://twitter.com/davidhogg111/status/1319460648431046658

https://archive.vn/8GyC6

 

[Who dat?]

Y'know the biggest flaw 2020 Trump has over 2016 Trump is he has a record to stand by this time, meaning he'll be scrutinised for shit that happened on his watch. This is true, and he rightfully should be held to account.
However, what nobody in the DNC picked up on was, out of ALL the candidates they had, going with Joe means he has an 8 year record of his own to defend. While Trump 4D chessed his way into consolidating his base even further with his debate performances, Joe exposed on both occasions that, not only are there policy rifts from 2016 that the Dems still haven't mended, but that their electoral coalition is fundamentally broken.

First, Trump's record is better than Trump himself is. He did rebuild the economy. He did reduce unemployment among all groups to record lows. He'd be thought of as one of our greatest modern presidents if he weren't such an asshole.

The big noise from last night is that Senile Joe will spend the rest of the campaign saying he didn't mean it when he promised to destroy the petroleum industry, because if he doesn't reel that back he loses. There will be a world of Trump ads hammering that point. There will be a world of Trump ads showing Biden saying that no one lost health insurance because of Obamacare. There will be ads -- I've already seen some -- that point to Laptopgate, and they're powerful.

The big unknown is the one-third of likely voters who have already cast their ballots.

 

[soy_king]

First, Trump's record is better than Trump himself is. He did rebuild the economy. He did reduce unemployment among all groups to record lows. He'd be thought of as one of our greatest modern presidents if he weren't such an asshole.

The big noise from last night is that Senile Joe will spend the rest of the campaign saying he didn't mean it when he promised to destroy the petroleum industry, because if he doesn't reel that back he loses. There will be a world of Trump ads hammering that point. There will be a world of Trump ads showing Biden saying that no one lost health insurance because of Obamacare. There will be ads -- I've already seen some -- that point to Laptopgate, and they're powerful.

The big unknown is the one-third of likely voters who have already cast their ballots.

This may kill early voting if enough people complain that they were lied to before the election itself happened and would've voted differently given the circumstances and demand serious change to the system.

 

[OttoWest]

A new billboard just went up in eastern Tennessee:

 

[Getting tard comed]

First, Trump's record is better than Trump himself is. He did rebuild the economy. He did reduce unemployment among all groups to record lows. He'd be thought of as one of our greatest modern presidents if he weren't such an asshole.

The big noise from last night is that Senile Joe will spend the rest of the campaign saying he didn't mean it when he promised to destroy the petroleum industry, because if he doesn't reel that back he loses. There will be a world of Trump ads hammering that point. There will be a world of Trump ads showing Biden saying that no one lost health insurance because of Obamacare. There will be ads -- I've already seen some -- that point to Laptopgate, and they're powerful.

The big unknown is the one-third of likely voters who have already cast their ballots.

This is the biggest takeaway of the debate. Trump has a really good record and he did a very good and competent job detailing it and defending it in a coherent way during the debate. He had the better answer for every topic with the possible exception of immigration if the person listening is pro open borders.(even then the most memorable part of that section will be "Who built the cages Joe?"

Nobody wants to go to war with NK. Trumps line "Its a good thing to have good relationships with other countries" was great. His response on the economy, and industry, + the minimum wage showed he actually knows what's he is talking about on a platform and in front of people who think he's an idiot.

I don't see how anyone can watch that debate and not see Trump as the better more competent leader over Biden. That's before you get into the corruption and all the jabs Trump got in.

 

[sperginity]

Joe reaaaalllly looked like he was on speed last night to me. He hardly blinked and his eyes were open extremely wide. There was a definite down turn toward the end of the debate when he started slurring his words a little bit and made less sense. Dangerous game to play with such an old man.