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Oh I get the food thing. But I'm talking about some job like sales where you're probably sitting at a cubicle.
U.S. Riots of May 2020 over George Floyd and others - ITT: a bunch of faggots butthurt about worthless internet stickers
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Murder 2 requires them to prove Chauvin intended to kill Floyd, or that he killed him while committing another felony. Murder 3 is essentially manslaughter plus, where you kill someone while not particularly intending too, but showing callous disregard for their life.
So they removed the easiest murder charge to pin on him, but overall removed the middle charge overall.
I would think Murder 3 would have been arguable, since Chauvin seemed very callous in the infamous 8 minute video. More importantly, I don't think the other cops can be an accessory to manslaughter, so even if the jury decides to stick him with that the other three should get off.
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When you put it like that, murder 3 seems the most beneficial to the BLM narrative (black guy died as a direct result of officer’s actions).
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Nah, they didn't like that charge because they only view murder 1 as a meaningful charge, with complete disregard to what that would entail. They aren't smart enough to realize that murder 3 or murder 2 aren't "excusable murder."
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How's George Floyd been doing? They letting him out of jail soon?
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I see they've redesigned Oscar the Grouch. Now Oscar the Smug, I guess.
That's not a muppet, that's a ninja turtle.
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pretty sure he's locked away in God's gay baby jail forever
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Jesus Christ... ornery Oscar too fucking traumatizing for [current year]+X.
I guess it shouldn't be surprising.
"Dad, you really need to understand that you're just perpetuating systemic white supremacy. Also, if you loved me, you'd pay for my titty skittles. ... What's with that expression, Dad?"
Alternately.....
"Just because you're homeless doesn't mean you don't benefit from white privilege."
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That is a very common misconception. When in fact, everybody knows that those names are all made up on those 'African-American Name Generators' that seem to make up about 5 percent of the internet for some reason.
I took a screen shot of the first few that popped up in google on the first page, and these were the first results they gave:
African-American name generator
African-American name generator. 100's of names are available, you're bound to find one you like.
www.fantasynamegenerators.com
African American Name Generator
Writers! Use our African American name generator to create realistic and historically accurate fictional characters!
www.namegeneratorfun.com
HELEN ???
I don't fucking think so!
As you can see these are quite sanitized versions. The one name generator that I remember really did lay on the niggerish very heavy. Names like 'Shitavious', that kind of thing. Of course it was poking fun at our darker skinned brothers and sisters. But by a cruel twist of fate, and even though I can't seem to find that site now, we seem to have come full circle and rode in to clown world in a big fuck off yellow noddy clown car, honking and parping alone the way as the wheels fall off the wagon.
You thought I was joking when I said that these websites were how black people chose the names for their kids. And I was joking. But parp parp - the joke's on me, I guess. Because for whatever god forsaken reason would these websites exist if not to make fun of our more dusky hued brothers and sisters? The fact that there is a sheboon out there right now, fighting with good ol' 'Shitavious', about what to name their mutual offspring, while perusing the myriad of sites dedicated to this objective, fills me with more dread for some reason compared to the fact that they just made that shit up spur of the moment as they went along with their business , inbetween getting da gibs, and getting even more pregnant, so they could get even more gibs again. Those websites do look like a frightening attempt to actually choose 'serious' ebonic names for their kids. That be what it do look like to me, anyway.
At the very opposite end of the spectrum, I am still to this day un-nerved and thrown off when I talk to women in Ghana or Jamaica. They really have gone the other way. It's very rare not to get a 'Denise', 'Martha', 'Victoria', 'Julie' (mah jewlie [ali g reference]), 'Veronica', 'Emily' - you get the picture. The only time things tend to veer a bit more off course with this traditionalist naming convention is maybe when I talk to women in Nigeria, who although they pretty much 90 percent follow this pattern, can sometimes go a bit over the top and have names like 'Patience', 'Hope', 'Faith' and of course 'Charity'. I shit you not.
My confusion is further exacerbated by the fact that they speak with full on, well, either Jamaican or African accents.
Ya bludclat bumberclat! out of the mouth of someone who is actually called 'Olivia' or 'Penelope' is actually quite disconcerting. I guess they can't help the way they speak (the fucking savages) and they just want to appear 'normal'?
Having said all that, they do come full circle in to clown world themselves, when picking names for certain 'people'. For example, there is a great Liberian warlord called 'General Mosquito', and who is his other genocidal counterpart and nemesis? Why, that would be 'General Mosquito Spray'. Look it up if you don't believe me. What they lack in creative inventiveness they make up for in just getting straight to the fucking point. I find that sums up a lot of Africans actually, but I'm certainly no expert in the field. When they aren't butchering each other to death, or trying to ""fix my computer"", I actually quite like the little black buggers!
Absofuckinglutely. "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet". And anyone called fucking 'Shitavious' should be given a wide fucking berth! Just like physiognomy can often be real, so can the names handed down by degenerate parents (who thought it a good idea at the time to call their son 'Obongo') be a significant indicator that they were probably on crack at the time, and are still probably on crack now, whilst trying for their 10th fucking kid, so they can get more gibmedats. Not all crack babies are deformed.
But there is an exception to every rule. This is a good one.
A lady friend of mine recently found out that her boyfriend of 7 years, was not just cheating on her, but was expecting his second fucking child with his other girlfriend. That man's name? 'Geoffery'. Fucking 'Geoff'. Would you credit it? Of course, he's black. She also found phone numbers and nudes for about 20 other women, sexts, the whole fucking lot. Fell asleep one night and she rummaged his phone. But fucking 'Geoff'. Hardly a 'Shitavious'.
But his father has about a dozen kids with different 'baby mamas' as it turns out. And this is the real kicker. My good lady friend was welcomed as part of the family to all family events - BBQ's, Xmas, B'days, that kind of thing - and they ALL fucking knew about the other woman/kids. And not fucking one of them said anything to her. Just another day at the office. There is betrayal and then there is betrayal. What's that saying? Like Father like son!
So don't let the names fool you. I'm sure there are many decent black men out there called 'Shitavious'; but in a push, if you were going to hedge your bets, I know which side of the argument I'd probably lean towards.
And we haven't even covered their propensity towards double-barrelled surnames, lending an air of respectability, where perhaps, there isn't one. But I've sperged out enough and life is too short.
Then again, 'Shitavious Feynman- Einstein' has a certain ring to it...
(hit me up - I've really fucking earned 'em with this piece of fucking autistic dribble, I know)
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Indianapolis has protests going on today but I can't find details.
Tomorrow in Indy
Meanwhile in our nation's capital
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Tomorrow in Indy
Meanwhile in our nation's capital
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Charges: Boogaloo Bois fired on Mpls. precinct, shouted 'Justice for …
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Charges: Boogaloo Bois fired on Minneapolis police precinct, shouted 'Justice for Floyd'
Feds say Ivan Harrison Hunter helped burn and loot the Third Precinct building as part of a coordinated attack from the far-right group trying to ignite an American civil war.
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There's many cults like that. Being smart does not prevent people from joining retarded movements. This is why it's important not to get a big head and keep questioning everything.
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Charges: Boogaloo Bois fired on Minneapolis police precinct, shouted 'Justice for Floyd'
Feds say Ivan Harrison Hunter helped burn and loot the Third Precinct building as part of a coordinated attack from the far-right group trying to ignite an American civil war.
There's many cults like that. Being smart does not prevent people from joining retarded movements. This is why it's important not to get a big head and keep questioning everything.
"Screamed 'Justice for George Floyd'"
Fuck these guys.
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the media: "BLM isn't an official or centralized political organization, it doesn't have leaders, it's an idea"
also the media: "yeah there's no evidence those people chanting about dead cops are official BLM members so Trump is wrong"
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I know it's easy to get enraged at the continued rioting that is being enabled by the left, but take a moment to enjoy this freshly farmed, totally not stolen meme.
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Have you been to Seattle? Passive-aggression is our whole reason for being.
At the beginning of this bullshit, employees and customers tried to push back, but the protest at the Queen Anne TJ's a couple weeks ago was a complete nothingburger. Everyone's fed up, and, since they're fed up, they don't care enough to fight back. This also explains why the woke are still harassing Uncle Ike's relentlessly because the owner and his employees have been putting up a fight.
Seattle's brand of passive-aggression is actually really demoralizing, so, since no one is fighting back at TJ's now, I predict the protesters will move on to other businesses, or they'll just double down on Uncle Ike's.
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This one's for you @Random Internet Person
I was reading a post here on KF not so long back (in this very thread iirc) about dreadlocks and just how fucking disgusting they are. Well, yes, and no!
It's a world of difference for white people to have dreads and for black people to have dreads. Keep in mind that through most of history, most white people would have had dreadlocks. Silken shiny hair is a recent thing, probably not more than a few thousand years old, and even then only by the most upper class and well to do members of society.
Hair matts. It matts easily. Even white hair. Not everyone has access to facilities and time to wash their hair to keep it clean. And here is the paradox. Dreadlocks are actually cleaner than silky hair! Yup, it's true.
Now, if you are white and you chose the typical back-combing and not washing your hair for a few months method, well yeah, the insides of those dreads will contain a certain amount of 'detritus'. But here's the thing, as long as you aren't going around and chopping your dreads off and emptying the contents over the dinner table, well, those dreadlocks are still cleaner than normal silky hair. How do I qualify this?
If you live in a city like London and take public transport, the air is absolutely fucking shit. If you can't wash your hair every fucking day by the end of just 3 days, if you have long silky hair it will be fucking black by the time you wash it. It was with me anyway. I was one of those faggots that used to have long silky hair half way down my back, and believe me, the last thing you want to do is wash that fucker every single fucking day. It washes out all the essential oils from your scalp. Once a week at most, by which time the water really is fucking rank when you wash it.
I know a lot of people don't live in a dirty city, and so the dreads argument doesn't hold as much water. Then again, most people alive today have access to facilities that pre-historic people just did not have: clean, warm running water and detergents. Plus conditioner, of course, dahling!
The Celtic queens of yore and even the Black Queens of yore would have had their beauty judged as much on the condition and shape of their dreads as they would have been on their cheekbones and fullness of lip. There was just not the facility in the whole of human history to maintain long silky hair. And if you think those Scandinavian Ice Maidens were washing their hair in the cool clear mountain melting glaciers, well, I got some watches for sale. They would have said 'fuck it' like any normal person would. Dreads would have been the norm.
Now, if you have dreads, they form a seal, so no dirt can get in. You could just wash your hair every few weeks (once the dreads have set) and you will have practically no fucking dirt at all coming out in the water. Super fresh! Also, the oils on your scalp rejuvenate after a couple of months of not washing - no dry skin. It's very very healthy. You could wash your dreads every day if you wanted after they have set, as well, and some do.
The thing is, it's very different for black people, because of the nature of the coarseness of their hair. This makes it even more hygienic and easier for them to 'create and set' the dreads and to maintain them as well. Also don't forget, you have what are called 'natty dreads' which means dreads that take a LOT of time and attention to create and maintain. My Jamaican g/f had serious natty dreads. She washed her hair a few times a week as well, and guess what? No fucking dirt at all picked up because they were impervious to the shit flying around on the London Underground. Me, with my long silky hair? Fucking dirty as fuck after only 3 days. Go figure.
Now I'm not saying that the way some drug drug druggies create and set their dreads is not fucking rank. It is. There is more than one way to skin a cat. But really, if you do it properly it has its advantages. Sure, cut them open after they have been set for a few years, there will be gunk in there. But if you washed your hair (no excuse not to once they set) it should fucking NOT be nasty fucking shit. When I cut my dreads off there was gunk in there, but it was clean gunk. And my scalp and skin had never been better. Call me a fucking faggot all you want.
Having said that, I did go out with one girl very briefly who had superb dreads (white girl) but fuck me, when I got close enough to smell them, I knew it was doomed love at the taco stand. Oh, and pro-tip for any other faggots still reading this fucking OT shit: smelly dreads, smelly pussay. Every single fucking time. No fucking excuse for it.
That's probably enough information for now, I think.
Jamaicans and even Africans love to wear dreads. It suits the black hair type. I say: you rock that style sister! It's practical and it looks fucking amazing on the right women. I could PL more, but I haven't even started yet. So I'll just STFU.
There should be a law for discriminating against black people with dreadlocks. Not white people, in this day and age there is no excuse for it. But black people should be allowed to wear dreadlocks to the very highest levels of all government and authority positions. Why? Because otherwise you get those stupid fucking weaves and whatnot which are not good for their scalp, and really not good for their self-esteem. They should be banned. So you are black? Wear the hair god gave you instead of those stupid 'hair helmets' - you'll end up looking like fucking (((Chaim Witz))) - Gene Simmons of Kiss. And if you don't want dreads, then rock that Grace Jones buzzcut - they look fucking absolutely fabulous too darling.
In all this OT autistic faggot shit of mine, there is a certain method to my madness. This is an appeal for black people to truly be proud of who they are and what they look like. Not pretending to be proud with all that cope piled on top. It's not working. For you or anyone else.
And this is why it should be allowed in the work place and not socially frowned upon. Sure, some black people behave like niggers. But whitey needs to fucking get up to speed with the program too on some issues. Let black people wear the hair they are most naturally suited for. It is better for their self-esteem and this is better for everyone. Fucking weaves are a joke. Ok maybe theatrical short-term use sometimes as it would go for any person of any colour. But as a way of life? Nah. And you wonder why your men want to fuck white wimminz?
Black women have options. Fuck, black men too. The whole 'relaxing' thing is fine too, but I'm not so much of a faggot that I know much about that. I imagine it could harm the scalp and that maybe it's something that needs to be done properly with the right chemicals. But fuck yeah, why not? It's your hair, do what you want.
Hair can be cut off. It can grow again. It is the most temporary and superficial of things. It's one of the major markers for attractiveness when we choose a partner. Also for social judgement. When I had dreads I would be racially abused by both white and black people for wearing them. I got called a 'Wigger' because people thought I wanted to be black, but actually, I was just going back to my pre-historic caveman Celtic roots. Man. I'm happy being white, and having a black girlfriend (when I had one). Not one of my black g/f's ever accused me of wanting to be black.
So, yeah, I used to get called names and actually told off for having a fucking hair do, because I was white. How is that not racial discrimination. It fucking is. And that shit does not ever fucking happen to black people, well, hardly ever. I was there man. But here's the funny thing. When I cut my dreads off and got a fucking No.1 - no fucker messed with me - hard looking men would cross the street rather than walk on the same side of the pavement as me. Funny that. I went from being someone people thought was a pussy, to someone people were genuinely fucking afraid of. It was the first time I had seen fear in the eyes of MEN like that since I had grown up. It was almost intoxicating. After I figured out what was going on. Took me a while. About a week or two.
As for me wanting to be 'black' -
Contrast this, with the fact that about 70 percent - that is like 7 out of 10 - Nigerian women use skin lightener to appear more 'huwhyte'. Why? Easy, because even in their society, lighter skin is associated with higher class. A rich successful businessman in Nigeria will choose a lighter skinned partner nearly every time over a darker skinned one. Racism exists even in their society. In fact, black people are the most racist people on planet earth, well, them and the Japs. With the Japs it kinda makes sense, but with the Nigger Ians, not so much. And as for that skin lightener crap - that shit can fuck with your skin long term too. Not good.
There is one caveat against black people wearing dreadlocks though, and this is especially for you women out there: we are all human and the laws of physics apply to us all. Don't grow those super tight super long dreads down to your arse if you don't want to be half-bald by the time you reach your mid-life crisis. One of those things is avoidable, the other, not so much. Rock some shorter length dreads when your'e younger, then move to a more sculpted geometric haircut when you get older (Grace Jones, again). And don't fucking lighten your skin for fuck's sake!
In my fascist utopia. There are black people. And they wear dreads. And any whitey discriminating against them gets to play 'One bullet, One wall'.
I really have gone too far this time, haven't I?
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The thing is, this concept is nothing new - just that normal people work around it rather than scream "racism". My family came here from Italy. My mother's original name was "Maria Elena". At the time at the end of the 60s / very early 70s I was way too young to understand but my mother legally changed her first name to something ultra white and waspy sounding. I remember asking her why and she said, "It's too ethnic to work in corporate America". I didn't understand at the time but it made perfect sense once I got older and got some experience.
My mother's in her early 80s now and had a very successful career in business and never once screamed that she was being discriminated against. She just did what she needed to, to succeed.
Reminds me of that rapper from the Geto Boys who took that concept to its most absurd conclusion:
"I'm DR. WOLFGANG VON BUSHWICKIN THE BARBARIAN MOTHER-FUNKY STAY HIGH DOLLAR BILLSTIR…My last name was Bushwick Motherfucking Bill, so I had to upgrade it to show some expansion and to show everybody who the biggest Geto Boy of all is. My new name is Dr. Wolfgang Von Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother Funky Stay High Dollar Billstir. I call myself Dr. because that is someone who must be precise when they execute their job. The Wolfgang is because on the cool, I’m into classical music and my favorite artist is Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Bushwickin has to do with me being a father now and producing my own next of kin. So now I’m reproductive both verbally and physically. The Barbarian is to show that I still have the mind of a lunatic and that nothing’s changed as far as me coming hard-core rough and rugged. Mother Funky Stay High is a manifestation of the aftermath of chronic-izm. Dollar Bill because I’m currently currency in the United States and abroad. Finally, “stir” is on the end because when I kick shit I always manage to stir something up, whether it’s the police, parents or pussy."
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I know a guy with a D-apostrophe name that isn't a drug dealer, but its some French-Canadian bullshit.
Eh, its not racism, it takes a certain type of parent to give these names to kids and whites more and more are naming their kids this type of bullshit too, with similar results it seem (entitled spoiled adult-children).
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