Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

SPX5kzy said:
Love the slack jaw, and the eyes! You really captured her, my only 2c is you didn’t quite capture her mottled, red skin.
You painting is more attractive than Chantal.
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You're right. I should maybe experiment with sponge blotting for the mottled effect. I was thinking about "gray and grimy" primarily. Helpful feedback is always good.
 
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TrainWreckSpotter said:
At first I thought they were supposed to be slides, but it looks more like she can't fit her foot all the way in. Either that or the fat on the top of her foot is spilling over so it looks like it's not all the way in.

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They're on the Torrid website.

They are WW width and of course the laces aren't meant to actually be tied. Torrid knows its clientele.
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Without Peetz there to be her own personal Jeeves, she’s stuck sliding her fat trotters into the shoe as best she can...but that’s not good enough.

A fair percentage of car accidents are caused by footwear mishaps: flip-flops take the brunt of the blame, but half-on/half-off shoes contribute as well. It’s hard enough, I would imagine, to lift her leg and move between gas and brake - but doing so with a shoe that’s barely on? Must be quite awkward and uncomfortable. Then, if the shoe starts to slip, and gets stuck? She can’t deftly bend down and snag the shoe from under the pedal - she can’t bend down at all. She’d freak the fuck out.

She’s fucked. That’s a crash waiting to happen.
Truth be told, uberfats don’t fare well in even moderate speed collisions, but I would not want to see the results of a higher speed crash with no speed reduction before impact. Messy.
 
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FYI today's Mad At The Internet stream included a section about our Canadian Ham, including the recent Charlie Coal double-down McDonalds breakfast plus also an interesting insight into the retard who contacted Coldie and posted about it here -- just in case you enjoy your dose of Chantal supplemented with the dulcet tones of a Floridian owner and operator. Archive isn't up on madattheinternet.com yet, but the Kiwi Farms Archive YT channel has it.

p.s. Jewsh is angy that ppl call him a feeder
 
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wheelpower said:
Late as hell but my rona test looked the exact same. She prob booked her appt online and went to the drive thru testing centre. Backlog is down so results are coming pretty fast now.
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canuckistani said:
I hate to defend Chantal, but I had to get a coof test from Ottawa Public Health, they do actually look like that. It's a screenshot from the web app
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Right, so... she could have gotten that screen shot off google or somewhere else, right? No personalized info etc. I lean towards assuming this is fake, whether or not she has the rona.
 
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Fascist Ferret said:
Right, so... she could have gotten that screen shot off google or somewhere else, right? No personalized info etc. I lean towards assuming this is fake, whether or not she has the rona.
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Yeah, mine has my name and a mostly redacted health number on it. I gave a cursory google search to see if I could find any results, and I'm not signing up for facebook to see if I can pull one off there, but it is possible she got it from somewhere else
 
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Excerpt from Peetz's blog:

Sunset Shimmer basically rules the school, and Twilight has no idea how to act like a human, so it seems hopeless, until she gets help from her friends – Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity and Rainbow Dash – to get everyone on her side through the power of a catchy musical number. The dance comes, Twilight wins the crown, Sunset Shimmer gets a fight going that allows her to grab the crown, she uses it to become immensely powerful. But! When she uses the crown to attack Twilight and her friends, the Magic of Friendship lets them blast the crap out of her. Twilight tells her about the power of friendship, and Twilight’s friends agree to help her learn how to be a better person, and then Twilight goes home. Happy endings all around, because this is My Little Pony, and that’s just how they roll.

All I can say is :stress:
 
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soulless guarantee said:
FYI today's Mad At The Internet stream included a section about our Canadian Ham, including the recent Charlie Coal double-down McDonalds breakfast plus also an interesting insight into the retard who contacted Coldie and posted about it here -- just in case you enjoy your dose of Chantal supplemented with the dulcet tones of a Floridian owner and operator. Archive isn't up on madattheinternet.com yet, but the Kiwi Farms Archive YT channel has it.

p.s. Jewsh is angy that ppl call him a feeder
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Any timestamps? I clicked through a bunch but didn't catch any of that.
 
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Without Peetz there to be her own personal Jeeves, she’s stuck sliding her fat trotters into the shoe as best she can...but that’s not good enough.

A fair percentage of car accidents are caused by footwear mishaps: flip-flops take the brunt of the blame, but half-on/half-off shoes contribute as well. It’s hard enough, I would imagine, to lift her leg and move between gas and brake - but doing so with a shoe that’s barely on? Must be quite awkward and uncomfortable. Then, if the shoe starts to slip, and gets stuck? She can’t deftly bend down and snag the shoe from under the pedal - she can’t bend down at all. She’d freak the fuck out.

She’s fucked. That’s a crash waiting to happen.
Truth be told, uberfats don’t fare well in even moderate speed collisions, but I would not want to see the results of a higher speed crash with no speed reduction before impact. Messy.
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The grunts and huffs she makes trying to turn the steering wheel is shocking enough. Add in the fact that she can’t even get her shoes on properly and I feel badly for whoever she crashes into.

Also find it amusing how everyone passes her each time she’s around other cars, the slowly bumbling molasses ass.
 
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Forgive my shitty drawing, but I couldn't stop thinking about what those poor kids saw hammering towards them at the attraction.
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I present: The guntosaurus.
Complete with a hysterectomy scar and angsty teenager tattoos.
 
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