Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

moonman1488 said:
To any of the women reading this thread considering DMing this old retard, don’t. He’s a pussy with a small dick which is why he has to hide behind his guns. I am skilled in wielding Hanzo steel and I know MMA. DM me.
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You guys should do the most logical thing and fight to the death. The winner gets all the DMs from the undoubtedly hundreds of sexy ladies reading Lowtax's Kiwifarms thread.
 
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So again about Lowtax and his guns that he needed for scorned goons seeking internet justice, did anyone ever make good on their threats and show up to any goon con or meets or even his house or the SA offices and try and start some shit?

(Well, besides Uwe Boll, LOL)

He claimed he got threats all the time that said they were going to see him and all the mods “at the next goon con or goon meet” or did anyone at least try and fight Lowtax or the mods or even just any goons that had beef with each other fight at a con/meet? Did Lowtax ever have security? Real or internet tough guys that vowed to lay their life down for their dear leader? I remember it was the 2nd Goon Con in Vegas where he said he had a lot of threats.
 
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FrankTheSpank said:
WHERE did I specify Women? I never specified who can DM me if they had any questions about firearms and self defense.


I hope you’re assaulted by a midget with a modified weed whacker.


DM me and I can recommend you a gun. 😜
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I'm not even joking. You're unfunny and if your painful death by immolation caused you to fuck off and stop posting here I'd welcome it.

Feel free to just stop posting though.
 
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I imagine Frankthespank as this guy, only 30 years older.
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moonman1488 said:
To any of the women reading this thread considering DMing this old retard, don’t. He’s a pussy with a small dick which is why he has to hide behind his guns. I am skilled in wielding Hanzo steel and I know MMA. DM me.
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To any women reading this thread and considering DMing that tard, don't. He's a pussy with an innie-chode and herpes which is why he has to hide behind foreign steel. I am versed in bashing my opponents with hand-chipped stone axes and keeping them moving until they collapse from exhaustion so you can stab them with sharpened sticks. DM me.
 
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FrankTheSpank said:
No you don’t, unless you have a CCW permit but that has it’s own background check that is even more thorough. You have to pass a federal background check anytime you buy a firearm in The United States of America.

Read the article I linked above, she got denied. I also remember another journalist being denied for having a domestic violence charge (and it wasn’t a felony) on his record. *Found it: https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/columnist-fails-gun-check-blames-store-owners *

Steven Crowder took two liberal college girls that wanted to buy their first gun to a gun shop to buy a gun and they were totally shocked that they had to do a “federal background check” and even asked “then what is this ‘universal background’ check we keep hearing about?”. Also one of the girls was denied because she wasn’t 21 and wanted to buy a handgun. https://youtu.be/-l4s901oOUY

The left media makes it sound like you can order guns off the internet and it will just show up on your doorstep and buying a gun is easier than buying cold medicine (because cold medicine is locked up and you have to show I.D to get it).

Many states still allow you to do a private party transfer of a firearm between two citizens but not in a store. My state banned private party transfers last year.
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Yeah like I said, just walk in and buy a gun. It's easy. I do it all the time. I might do it today if SOMEONE ACTUALLY HAS THE FUCKING GUN I WANT IN STOCK.

I didn't say there's no procedure to it, I said you can just walk in and do it. It shouldn't involve any paperwork other than a receipt, but a 4473 for someone who meets all the requirements isn't exactly a difficult endeavor. I just did a Form 4 yesterday for my third suppressor, even that's easy. Shit, a Form 1 to make your own NFA item isn't even as hard as getting your item engraved properly.
 
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