Culture Noah Cyrus Wore a Naked Bodysuit at the CMT Awards Last Night and It's Truly a Sight to Behold - Oh my god, who the hell cares about the Cyruses anymore?


It kiiiinda goes without saying, but this year's set of award shows have been total snoozefests. And TBH, it really isn't anyone's fault—the coronavirus pandemic probs ruined all the glorious plans these award shows had in mind to dazzle their viewers and had to settle for virtual ceremonies with hella awkward silences instead. So if you went into last night's CMT Awards thinking they were gonna be a lil lackluster, you were probably right! That is, until Miss Noah Cyrus hopped on stage to perform.

For her performance of "This Is Us" with country singer Jimmie Allen, Noah turned heads after stepping out in a nude and sheer bodysuit that showed a crap ton of skin. To keep lady bits protected, the bodysuit had strategically placed bikini top and rhinestone thong, and Noah added white arm length gloves, thigh high boots, and a bedazzled cowgirl hat to finish off the look.

Prepare to lose your mind in 3, 2, 1:
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For the record, Noah did NOT walk CMT's blue carpet in this ensemble. She first wore a very demin-heavy look styled by Phil Gomez, which consisted of cropped orange halter top, patchwork denim pants, a gorgeously bedazzled denim jacket, a cowgirl hat and heels...in denim, of course. Call Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake, because this girl is giving them a real run for their money.

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Fingers crossed that we get more show stopping looks like this from Noah in the future! You know, when actual IRL events become a thing that we can do safely again!
 
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No, that's her sister
Didn't know.

Kinda proves that both sister were exposed to very degenerate shit when they were growing up and we're now seeing the consequences.

Can't link now, but check the photoshoot Miley did little after Hannah Montana ended for Vogue. It wasn't explicit, but it was highly sexualized. They've grown thinking this shit is normal.
 
Obvious sign of a failing career and lack of media attention
You have to have a career in the first place for it to fail.
Didn't know.

Kinda proves that both sister were exposed to very degenerate shit when they were growing up and we're now seeing the consequences.

Can't link now, but check the photoshoot Miley did little after Hannah Montana ended for Vogue. It wasn't explicit, but it was highly sexualized. They've grown thinking this shit is normal.
Here’s Noah at age 9:
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Billy Ray at least now has the sense to admit he should’ve been a parent not a friend to his kids as they were growing up.
 
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Noah Cyrus should go into the weird psychedelic progressive rock scene. There's a much smaller pool of vocal talent there, anyone who can sing at all is welcome. Being able to throat sing in 3/4 while the rest of the band plays mellotrons in 7/8 is required, though.
 
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