Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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Bit of a powerlevel but I'm pissed so fuck it.

Tomorrow was supposed to be a celebration of my niece's 2nd birthday, with me, my folks and other members of the family all gathering to have a nice party. But literally the fucking day before it was supposed to happen apparently the ex wife of my brother in law (who's a complete bitch btw) brought up that her boyfriend "has a fever" which means the step-kids (who live with the ex because of course) might have whatever and so the entire thing was called off at the very last minute because it might be the super scary coof.

Fuck China, fuck the elites, fuck the governments, fuck the compliant public, fuck this gay-ass dystopian Earth, FUCK EVERYTHING.
It's rather scary to me how many people are absolutely fine with giving up everything that gives them joy in life and canceling any celebrations or holidays, all to feel self-righteous about how much of a sacrifice they're making all in the name of "stopping the spread" or "saving grandma" or whatever. A life without happiness isn't a life at all.

My parents and I recently went out for my mom's birthday, going to a restaurant and then to the movies. We followed whatever procedures were involved with masks, even if they were really pointless overall (why wear a mask when there's literally nobody else in the lobby? why wear one for the twenty-foot span between the door and our table?). Not once did I fear for my safety, and if my parents were nervous, they certainly didn't show it. We had a great time, and it was good to actually be able to celebrate a birthday by going out again, though I joked that we shouldn't tell my brother because of his own paranoia (probably fueled by his wife, but eh).

Well, earlier this evening, I happened to be around when my brother called, and one of them brought up what we did. Despite reassuring him that we were socially distanced and wearing our masks like we were supposed to, I could hear the exasperated "don't you know better" tone in my brother's voice when he replied. Made me want to smack him upside the head for being retarded about the coof. We can take responsibility for our own actions, we don't need a sanctimonious scold preaching at us about how we're actually fucking idiots for not being scared to death of a virus that barely affects anyone and kills even less.

Look, part of me understands people who think that if everyone just makes the sacrifice now, we'll all go back to normal faster. These are the ones who claim "true lockdowns have never been tried" and probably wish that Melbourne's total shutdown could be spread everywhere. But we're long past that point now, the Wu Flu has spread so much that it's practically inevitable that you'll get it at some point, and entirely possible you already have. And the problem with giving up your rights is that it's really fucking hard to get those back. If you don't stand up for your right to live your life without it being micromanaged by some pencil-necked tinpot dictator, you could very well find that freedom taken away from you. That's without getting into all of the other damage these policies are causing, like medical procedures being delayed, businesses shutting down, children's lives thrown into chaos as schools reopen and close on a whim, and so on.

The Wu Flu is nothing to be terrified of. It's certainly nothing to shut your entire life down over. And if you still feel like locking up inside, don't bemoan others who choose to go out and live again.
 
It makes me believe all that Great Reset stuff floating around. Global Pandemic makes a great excuse to try and set a New Normal, and gives you a feel for just how far you can push the proles.
They're not even hiding it, that's the scariest part.

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https://time.com/collection/great-reset/ (https://archive.vn/3coVF)

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https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2020/07/covid19-this-is-how-to-get-the-great-reset-right/ (https://archive.vn/wCsux)

In the WEF article:
The immediate post crisis period offers a small window to build back better

Wonder where we've heard "build back better" at recently...

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It also requires batteries.

How the fuck does it require batteries.
Whoever designed it was at least thinking of something. The seal around the bottom must be terrible with any kind of clothing, So wear it topless! (Or not.) It's running fans to get positive-pressure inside, So at least all the leaks go out and not in. And right past the exit-side filter. Oops.

Regardless how how useful the thing might actually be the fact that it uses custom-sized filters nobody else makes is fantastically dumb. And probably where they plan to make their money.
 
So much for trusting "The Science." I swear these morons just want to be miserable forever:

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It goes on to say what we sane people already know: stop chimping out, COVID barely stays on surfaces, etc.

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Give it to me straight, guys. Do I need to go roll around in the dirt? I feel like I need to innoculate myself against what these people are doing.
 
I had a dental cleaning scheduled for the end of last March. Then the BS started, and I still haven't been able to have my teeth cleaned. This is the longest I've gone without going to the dentist in my life. If the lockdown hysteria makes me lose my never getting a cavity as an adult streak, I'm going to be pissed, lol.
 
Bit of a powerlevel but I'm pissed so fuck it.

Tomorrow was supposed to be a celebration of my niece's 2nd birthday, with me, my folks and other members of the family all gathering to have a nice party. But literally the fucking day before it was supposed to happen apparently the ex wife of my brother in law (who's a complete bitch btw) brought up that her boyfriend "has a fever" which means the step-kids (who live with the ex because of course) might have whatever and so the entire thing was called off at the very last minute because it might be the super scary coof.

Fuck China, fuck the elites, fuck the governments, fuck the compliant public, fuck this gay-ass dystopian Earth, FUCK EVERYTHING.
You should honor kill this woman
 

Police to patrol routes out of Wales during firebreaker lockdown​

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/police-patrol-routes-wales-firebreaker-lockdown/ (https://archive.vn/XBNd5)
Excerpt:
Gloucestershire Constabulary confirmed they will patrol routes into the Forest of Dean area and pull over vehicles they suspect of making long journeys.

The force said drivers who turned out to have driven out of Wales without a valid excuse would be advised to turn around and, if they refused, would then be reported to police in Wales who can issue fines.
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Speaking ahead of lockdown on Friday, the Welsh First Minister the public's compliance with the newest set of restrictions, which came into force at 6pm, would give hope that the country could "enjoy a version" of Christmas in two months time.
 
I hate that tone. It's going to lose people a lot of friends and family members, maybe more than they'll lose to illness.
I mentioned it before, but there's a reason we keep referring to these people as lockdown cultists. It might not be that they're being told to shun and belittle those that go against the anti-coof dogma by anyone in particular, but that almost makes it scarier. It's a cult that's sprung up entirely through the hivemind of social media, reinforcing itself and whipping its adherents into a frenzy any time they see someone fail to don their face totems properly. It's gonna be hard to deprogram these people.

On the bright side, this might mean I can avoid Thanksgiving with my brother and his wife. We've been going to his house for Thanksgiving for a few years so that both my family and my sister-in-law's family can share the holiday together, but a little of those guys goes a long way, to put it mildly. If they decide to cancel their Thanksgiving for health reasons, then no skin off my back. I'll happily spend it with just the folks.
 
Remember the whole first responders thing earlier this year?
What, that they're the real heroes, and that picture of like, Spider-Man and Batman bowing to them? A girl I went to HS with is a nurse, and every time I open Facebook, which getting rarer these days, it always tell me "X Commented on This Post," or "X Shared a Post," and it's always her getting into fights with strangers about abortion of Covid. She shared one the other day of a nurse basically saying, "Don't forget that us nurses are heroes!" And like, damn, bitch, turn your fucking ego down a notch. Sure, doctors and nurses are valuable members of society, but quit jerking yourselves off all over social media. I've been working my job during this whole thing, too, and I don't go around calling myself a hero. I'm literally just doing my job
 
What, that they're the real heroes, and that picture of like, Spider-Man and Batman bowing to them? A girl I went to HS with is a nurse, and every time I open Facebook, which getting rarer these days, it always tell me "X Commented on This Post," or "X Shared a Post," and it's always her getting into fights with strangers about abortion of Covid. She shared one the other day of a nurse basically saying, "Don't forget that us nurses are heroes!" And like, damn, bitch, turn your fucking ego down a notch. Sure, doctors and nurses are valuable members of society, but quit jerking yourselves off all over social media. I've been working my job during this whole thing, too, and I don't go around calling myself a hero. I'm literally just doing my job
Nah, even before the 'pandemic', I've known a lot of RNs to jerk themselves off quite a bit. Not always in person, but when I walk around the units at work, you'll see tons of signs that do it. Whether in halls or on doors or in offices, just lots of self-aggrandizing slogans and signs. I think the worst was a door-sized sign that started with "Just A Nurse..." and then started this whole spiel about how they're "Just a nurse" and yeah, they 'just' save lives and 'just' care for the sick and 'just'.....well, everything.

These people get paid A LOT and only work three 12 hour shifts a week and can have such a "I sacrifice so much, woe is me" attitude. Not all, but some.

My brother is in nursing school, and pretty much summed most of the class up as bitches who never had to work a "low" job or ever had to do anything on their own. Would explain some of the attitude.
 
My building has put up the cutesy “Mask Required” signs all over the lobby. Like five of them in a row, which is bizarre. I still do not wear one in public spaces in the building and nobody has said a word. Thankfully, my family is not buying into canceling gatherings or holidays. Even my grandpa, who is getting chemo, happily exclaimed “deeplyhigh is not wearing one!” when they visited recently.

If this insanity extends into next year, I am buying a house with a yard and a fence where I can do whatever the fuck I want, no mask and no fucking space bubble.
 
Fauci is leaning towards a mask mandate.
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Also Creepy Joe is blitzing with TV ads, and a new one I saw this morning most certainly says he will implement a mask mandate. Regardless of what he himself or his campaign come out and actually say.

Christmas is being cancelled (no parades, no going to see Santa). I fucking knew they would do this as soon as the rumblings about no trick-or-treating began.

The facility that opened to house overflow patients I have spoken about has TWO people in it. Whew! So glad it's serving it's very expensive, cash-grab purposes.
IT'S GRIM AND DIRE AND HOSPITALS ARE LITERALLY SPILLING OVER WITH PATIENTS. Sure, Jan.

Signed the petition to recall Evers. I never want to hear his voice (and Biden's) again after the election.
 
Fauci is leaning towards a mask mandate.
Link / Archive

Also Creepy Joe is blitzing with TV ads, and a new one I saw this morning most certainly says he will implement a mask mandate. Regardless of what he himself or his campaign come out and actually say.

Christmas is being cancelled (no parades, no going to see Santa). I fucking knew they would do this as soon as the rumblings about no trick-or-treating began.

The facility that opened to house overflow patients I have spoken about has TWO people in it. Whew! So glad it's serving it's very expensive, cash-grab purposes.
IT'S GRIM AND DIRE AND HOSPITALS ARE LITERALLY SPILLING OVER WITH PATIENTS. Sure, Jan.

Signed the petition to recall Evers. I never want to hear his voice (and Biden's) again after the election.
Any governor that got a one or two star rating from ALEC deserve to get recalled. To no one's surprise, that would mean it would be mostly Democrats getting recalled.
 
Steps to keeping safe and healthy while flagrantly disregarding muh mask statutes:

1. Squat 400lbs.
2. Deadlift 500lbs.
3. Lift 'til your traps are a cobra hood and your upper body is an exaggerated V.
4. Put on a beater and shorts.
5. Walk around bow-legged in public with your arms sticking out, because your thighs rub together and your lats keep your arms from resting comfortably.
6. (optional) Scowl constantly and grunt to show your dissatisfaction.

Admittedly this is easier if you already started training before the shit hit the fan. Reason #45203 to always stay in the gym.

Jokes aside this is actually excellent advice. While having dinner with my friend the night of the debate we were both making fun of this 20 something cuck and his girl wearing a Biden mask. I pointed out how weak and scrawny looking and why don't more men lift weights/get fit so as to not be as big of targets/easy marks.


No one in Portland wants to harass me about "muh mask rules" if I am wearing my USA flag and eagle hat, the local signifier of a scary conservative who knows his or her rights and all the amendments. They glare, but then they submissively avert their eyes and tuck their tails like good beta wolves.

Sounds like my experience living in LA but while wearing my running gear. I saw Pauly Shore yesterday while hiking and he's too cool for a mask too.

What, that they're the real heroes, and that picture of like, Spider-Man and Batman bowing to them? A girl I went to HS with is a nurse, and every time I open Facebook, which getting rarer these days, it always tell me "X Commented on This Post," or "X Shared a Post," and it's always her getting into fights with strangers about abortion of Covid. She shared one the other day of a nurse basically saying, "Don't forget that us nurses are heroes!" And like, damn, bitch, turn your fucking ego down a notch. Sure, doctors and nurses are valuable members of society, but quit jerking yourselves off all over social media. I've been working my job during this whole thing, too, and I don't go around calling myself a hero. I'm literally just doing my job

All of the nurses I know from my high school class were either the sluts or recovered drug addicts.


Also on a related note fuck anyone who leaves mask garbage on the trail. As if we need to cover this planet with more fucking plastic and trash.


God I'd love to run after someone wearing one of these and beat the fucking shit out of them. I bet the plastic shatters real easily and would produce some nasty plastic shards to fuck up a face with.
 
Fauci is leaning towards a mask mandate.
Link / Archive
Fauci is an idiot. How would that work exactly, ol Tony? Are you going to personally get DeSantis and Florida onboard with masking up again?

If Orange Man wins, he should fire Fauci at a press conference the day after the results are finalized. Kick his bureaucratic swampy ass out on the curb.
 
While I made a joke out of utilizing my physique to intimidate people, I've been disregarding all the mask stuff since it was instituted in this area with essentially zero problems. I CHOSE (It's the American way) to discontinue using a half-face respirator (!) for retail shopping right around the time the mandates came into effect, which (gradations of irony here) was right around the time that we were able to tell it wasn't a big deal. When I started wearing that thing, NOBODY was wearing SHIT yet. They looked at me like I was retarded (turns out they were right, irony intensifying).

Anyways, I just stopped wearing that shit. I'm in a not-so-puritan area, but I've also made forays into what I'd call "lockdown" states and done some disrespeckin' there too. One time early on, I was confronted by two overzealous low-end retail employees and simply walked out. Basically every other time was walmart greeters saying something , and me dismissing them (one even volunteered that "maybe I had a health condition"). Only once did someone really cop an attitude, and it was a store's supervisor who was just throwing a fit in the back about something (bad day I guess).

The point is I've had nothing even resembling an actual conflict with professionals OR random people. I haven't even heard any shit-talking or really noticed any dirty looks (I'm sure I've gotten some). I can't help but think it's probably because I look like a cagefighter, especially when a girl I know got actively hassled, repeatedly, for not wearing her face rag.

At this point I'd recommend that anyone who really feels strongly about this gay shit, and feels comfortable enough to do so, start disobeying the mandates. Somebody has to do it. At worst, someone will ask you to put it on and you can decide whether you want to or not. The easiest (and "legitimate") way to brush off employees of places you need to patronize is to claim a health condition. The law is very touchy about that kind of thing, and not only is it LAW (as opposed to executive orders) but it's also on YOUR side for once (this does not necessarily apply to actual legal proceedings or fines, which I would personally fight in court if I received one). Real situational comedy is telling a 450lb. boon that you have a health condition while your veins are still popping from a workout.
 

COVID-19's Legacy: This Is How to Get the Great Reset Right​

Just shut up already and done the cute brown uniforms, you ghouls.


“Reimagine and Reset Our World”: “COVID-19, The Great Reset” by Klaus Schwab and Thierry Malleret​

 
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