Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus" - Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

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ngl that's a pretty good cosplay.
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Please don't tell me those are skidmarks between her ass cheeks
Do they show this gentleman's face or do they cut out the parts where he is visibly uncomfortable having Momo's morbidly obese ass crush his man jewels?


Also the fact her ass looks like the bruised knees of custodians disgusts me
 
Well. If we ever needed more evidence that her ADHD is either a full on LARP, or just a false diagnosis, this is a great post to prove that.
It's been a while since her "muh ADHD" excuse for sexually assaulting people at cons, so one would think she would have learned what ADHD even is or causes, But alas.

Anyway, here's some actual information about her clearly very serious disorder that she takes very seriously, from real sources:
• Having a manic episode has nothing to do with ADHD.
• Mania is something exclusive to disorders like Bipolar Disorder. ADHD has hypomanic episodes, but they're nowhere near the same thing.
• ADHD doesn't just "act up", it is a constant state your mind is in.
• If you were genuinely having a manic episode (meaning undiagnosed Bipolar Disorder), you wouldn't be "feeling it about to occur". It's not a fucking belch or something. You don't feel it build up.
• Again, if you were genuinely having a manic episode, the last thing you would be doing is taking selfies, choosing the cuWutest one, edit it, and upload it to your story with cover text.
• If you're going to LARP a mental illness, at least do your basic research. Learn how to lie, you bint.

On a related note, I really hate this bullshit where everyone has to constantly update the world on their "mental health issues", munchie or not. I hate when they put out some basic selfie, then feel the need to add, "Took this while having a meltdown. Things got pretty crazy!! +15 emojis" or whatever. I know it's for internet sympathy and asspats for being such a "brave warrior" and "a fighter", but that doesn't make me hate it any less, and definitely just makes it look like you have nothing else to offer other than continuous whining about "muh mentals".
Quite literally the epitome of "If you have to say it, it's not true."
 
Well. If we ever needed more evidence that her ADHD is either a full on LARP, or just a false diagnosis, this is a great post to prove that.
It's been a while since her "muh ADHD" excuse for sexually assaulting people at cons, so one would think she would have learned what ADHD even is or causes, But alas.

Anyway, here's some actual information about her clearly very serious disorder that she takes very seriously, from real sources:
• Having a manic episode has nothing to do with ADHD.
• Mania is something exclusive to disorders like Bipolar Disorder. ADHD has hypomanic episodes, but they're nowhere near the same thing.
• ADHD doesn't just "act up", it is a constant state your mind is in.
• If you were genuinely having a manic episode (meaning undiagnosed Bipolar Disorder), you wouldn't be "feeling it about to occur". It's not a fucking belch or something. You don't feel it build up.
• Again, if you were genuinely having a manic episode, the last thing you would be doing is taking selfies, choosing the cuWutest one, edit it, and upload it to your story with cover text.
• If you're going to LARP a mental illness, at least do your basic research. Learn how to lie, you bint.

On a related note, I really hate this bullshit where everyone has to constantly update the world on their "mental health issues", munchie or not. I hate when they put out some basic selfie, then feel the need to add, "Took this while having a meltdown. Things got pretty crazy!! +15 emojis" or whatever. I know it's for internet sympathy and asspats for being such a "brave warrior" and "a fighter", but that doesn't make me hate it any less, and definitely just makes it look like you have nothing else to offer other than continuous whining about "muh mentals".
Quite literally the epitome of "If you have to say it, it's not true."
If this was 2014 and Tumblr was at the height of its popularity, she'd be a superstar.
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Well. If we ever needed more evidence that her ADHD is either a full on LARP, or just a false diagnosis, this is a great post to prove that.
It's been a while since her "muh ADHD" excuse for sexually assaulting people at cons, so one would think she would have learned what ADHD even is or causes, But alas.

Anyway, here's some actual information about her clearly very serious disorder that she takes very seriously, from real sources:
• Having a manic episode has nothing to do with ADHD.
• Mania is something exclusive to disorders like Bipolar Disorder. ADHD has hypomanic episodes, but they're nowhere near the same thing.
• ADHD doesn't just "act up", it is a constant state your mind is in.
• If you were genuinely having a manic episode (meaning undiagnosed Bipolar Disorder), you wouldn't be "feeling it about to occur". It's not a fucking belch or something. You don't feel it build up.
• Again, if you were genuinely having a manic episode, the last thing you would be doing is taking selfies, choosing the cuWutest one, edit it, and upload it to your story with cover text.
• If you're going to LARP a mental illness, at least do your basic research. Learn how to lie, you bint.

On a related note, I really hate this bullshit where everyone has to constantly update the world on their "mental health issues", munchie or not. I hate when they put out some basic selfie, then feel the need to add, "Took this while having a meltdown. Things got pretty crazy!! +15 emojis" or whatever. I know it's for internet sympathy and asspats for being such a "brave warrior" and "a fighter", but that doesn't make me hate it any less, and definitely just makes it look like you have nothing else to offer other than continuous whining about "muh mentals".
Quite literally the epitome of "If you have to say it, it's not true."
In before this idiot starts claiming she has both ADHD and Bipolar and just mixed up what symptom belonged to what, or something. Because then she'd be both 'neurodivergent' and have a mental disorder for double the pity points.
I agree she has probably neither, just playing pretend in order to try and get away with shit, while people who actually have ADHD or BD don't get away with the kind of shit she's pulled either, most of the time - you have plenty of idiots who try to use their 'be patient I'm special' card to get away with being asshats, but that just makes the ones who don't do that shit and 'normal' people hate them so much more. You'd think that after the backlash of her trying to use ADHD as an excuse for groping strangers she would know not to post shit like this anymore, but then again, it's Momo.

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That wig she was wearing in her 'muh adhd' pic turned out to be for a HOTD cosplay, of another big-boobed but otherwise slim character Mariah who thinks means is perfect for her.
One day these thots will learn that dried up fake blood is the least intimidating thing ever - it just looks like you coated yourself with strawberry jam or something, with how pink it dries up.

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That wig she was wearing in her 'muh adhd' pic turned out to be for a HOTD cosplay, of another big-boobed but otherwise slim character Mariah who thinks means is perfect for her.
One day these thots will learn that dried up fake blood is the least intimidating thing ever - it just looks like you coated yourself with strawberry jam or something, with how pink it dries up.

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Honestly, not the worst offense I've seen in terms of "too fat to cosplay this character, but does anyway", even back before the huge cacophony of "I'm not fat I'm curvy!" shills started, there were many 'dainty' whales in the midst (maybe slight pl, but: had to help sew together a size 27 Sailor Chibi Moon once in my childhood; recommend it.) However, this is the type of cosplay I'd expect to see from, say, maybe someone's first cosplay attempt. Or one of those "budget cosplay ideas" lists or videos (and no shame to those; sometimes you just gotta make do). Moocow here always brags about how she's supposedly this big, experienced cosplayer in the field, who's supposedly learned costuming techniques from so many people she's worked with, from accurate sizing, to foam armor, to properly pleating skirts and the like.
And I must say, it really shows in her work here, you know?
After all, only true newbies into cosplay actually want to look like the character in question. Sure, you could find the entirety of this particular 'costume' at your local thrift store - talking shirt, shoes, skirt, and bag - for under $20, then spend another maybe $5 on a yard of ribbon for the neck piece and hair, plus either red fabric scraps or red felt to hot glue onto the bag. Get a decent blonde wig on Amazon and learn how to style it. Finally, only rip up the side of the skirt as shown in the character artwork, just high enough to make it still tasteful but still with some spice.
Nah, that's rookie shit.
Moocow the cosplay Chad here shows us that no matter what, logic be fucked, them titties will be out on full display. Even if you have to cut a perfect curve around them into the dress shirt, not even making it look like it was 'naturally' ripped open that way in the slightest. No, that doesn't matter, because TITTY. WINDOW.
And pfft, actually learn how to mix up some realistic-looking fake blood? Red Koolaid is like 50 cents a pack, just use that. Or just bleed out a tomato you happen to have at home. Whatever it takes, just be cheap, cause really it's just meant to draw more attention to the ill-fitting mesh bra you've managed to cram your tits and some spare fat into.

Honestly, I'll admit to always having been pretty critical with cosplay, sometimes way more than I should be, but I can appreciate when someone takes their own creative liberties with a character, make interesting gajinka costumes, and/or just make some subtle changes for practicality. Don't even hate all the "big time cosplayers" that are known for dialing up the sex factor more than necessary. I like a lot of the cosplay work that Yaya Han has done, and I think there's at least one of Jessica Nigri's cosplays that I've thought was okay.
But I can safely say that I have never been 'wow'ed by any cosplay that Moomoo has done. They always just look super boring, or are just lazily scrapped together (her femme young Gohan was beyond atrocious). But somehow, with her decline, her cosplays have gotten so cheap and shoddy that they aren't even the same quality as an off-brand "Busty Bar Wench" costume you'd find at your nearest Spirit Halloween.
And let's be real here, the persona that Moomoo has crafted both herself and her 'brand' just makes any costume she wears seem even cheaper.
 
In before this idiot starts claiming she has both ADHD and Bipolar and just mixed up what symptom belonged to what, or something. Because then she'd be both 'neurodivergent' and have a mental disorder for double the pity points.
I agree she has probably neither, just playing pretend in order to try and get away with shit, while people who actually have ADHD or BD don't get away with the kind of shit she's pulled either, most of the time - you have plenty of idiots who try to use their 'be patient I'm special' card to get away with being asshats, but that just makes the ones who don't do that shit and 'normal' people hate them so much more. You'd think that after the backlash of her trying to use ADHD as an excuse for groping strangers she would know not to post shit like this anymore, but then again, it's Momo.

That wig she was wearing in her 'muh adhd' pic turned out to be for a HOTD cosplay, of another big-boobed but otherwise slim character Mariah who thinks means is perfect for her.
One day these thots will learn that dried up fake blood is the least intimidating thing ever - it just looks like you coated yourself with strawberry jam or something, with how pink it dries up.

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I thought she was trying to cosplay "sexy car accident victim"
 
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