Inactive Jennifer Gwen Ann Armstrong / LifebyJen and Vernon Eugene Stephens III / Gene / Life by Gen X - middle-aged welfare leech food addict too fat for cancer surgery and her hopeless alcoholic widower

Since Fat Jenni is on a comment deleting spree...

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Soooo you're saying they should buy 'quality' walmart items instead?
I don’t shop at Walmart but I know they try to carry Made in U.S.A. items whenever possible. Like a plastic cutting board, for instance. And a knife that actually cuts. Buying crap items to replace other crap items is a huge environmental issue. Buy well once, keep and repair it as long as possible. Dollar Stores are the lowest form of shopping available. They would have been better checking a thrift store.
 
She keeps pushing Fetch Rewards as some magical way to get Amazon gift cards but most of their redemption is for Visa gift cards which is straight up cash. So she’s buying trash noodles and begging for referral signups because it equals money not because she has some unquenched Amazon addiction.
you can earn Amazon gift cards on fetch. But you need like 5,000 points to earn a $5 gc.

This picture will haunt my nightmares. Jen almost looks like ALR with that moon face.
 

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Hey Jen, not even a month ago you were lamenting your recent/ongoing weight gain, you'd gotten up to 589 lbs, and you wanted to lose 20 pounds by your birthday on 10/26. You were going to do daily what-i-eat-in-a-days and regular weigh ins, you weren't going to hide what you eat, etc. because you were tired of hiding things and being overly gentle with yourself.

Today is 10/25. So... what happened with all that? All I've seen in the last three weeks is Mexican takeout and caramel apples and "Halloween treats." Not even one of your signature half-assed attempts at keto has interrupted the gain. How about a little birthday weigh-in to see if you've topped 600 yet? C'mon, Jen, let's spend your 45th birthday together, celebrating your complete and utter failure to be a functioning adult.

Addendum: I just checked to see where she was at this time last year, and her pre-birthday weigh-in was 511. So she's up ~80 lbs in a year. If we're lucky, and if Gene's influence remains so obviously positive, we might get to see her approach 700 lbs by the 2021 holiday season!
 
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These people are too stupid to know you have to sharpen knives.

Also, what the ever loving fuck is she buying cat treats for moo if he just licks the gravy out of the wet food? How about changing his goddamn food to something he can get the benefit out of instead of being a lazy twat. And an adult cat should not eat kitten food. It has extra calories. She’s so stupid it hurts me physically.
 
Literally no one cares about birthdays once you turn 25 or so, most people just get a little gift from their partner or go out to dinner with their parents or something. Most people work on their birthdays. It’s a mark of having absolutely nothing going on in your life to care about your birthday this much at this age.
 
I can't watch her videos anymore. She's just so pleased with herself for landing a man. It'd be heartbreaking (like a homeless kid getting excited about receiving an old, tattered toy someone threw out) if she wasn't a psycho cunt. She'll just be more and more insufferable until Gene's next bender.

Edit - In addition to covering up Jen's gunt funk and dirty litterboxes, Gene's probably smoking in the apartment. I know they trudge out to the smoking area but I bet he sneaks one or two inside on rainy days or days Jen doesn't get up with him in the morning.
 
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"gene is obsessed with room deodorizing sprays. he's always spraying it and i'm like why are you spraying that." because he's not used to smelling 600lbs of rotting fresh.
Someone tell Gin Glade and airwick make automatic ones now, plus they're cheap and plastic just like the shit they normally buy. In fact he could probably find an even cheaper off brand one at their dollar store.
 
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