US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[MrJokerRager]

The whole thing is suspicious and this Chinese virus has really fucked a lot of conventional wisdom about elections.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

President Trump is doing rallies all over the country several times a week and Biden decided he's gonna sit on his ass for the final lap? Is this them being so confident in a win, that trying harder to swing some states their way isn't worth the effort?
It could be me being paranoid, but doesn't it sound a bit suspicious that they're only doing the bare minimum? Someone please help me understand what's going on in their heads, my IQ is not high enough to keep up with this 5D chess of a strategy.

I'm guessing that the drugs they used to get him up for the last debate have really tired him out (or worse). And in his current shape, with the Hunter Biden laptop stuff beginning to circulate, it's probably stressing him. He's undoubtedly such a wreck that they don't dare expose him to anybody.

The dude is anti-Biden and I can't find anything else that confirms this. I really wish this lid shit was announced somewhere online and we didn't have to rely on it being passed along by internet word of mouth and shitty journalists.

If it's true, and Biden is hiding rather than just streaming from somewhere, then something major happened to Biden medically. If something irrecoverable happened to Biden, their best option is to hide it until after the election and continue campaigning.

Biden had multiple brain aneurysm's in the past, along with an irregular heartbeat, hypertension, takes bloodthinners for some of these issues, and was able to have an eye hemorrhage on CNN without even straining. All of these problems are made even worse by taking memantine, his cardiovascular system is a ticking time bomb and something's bound to happen.

Do we know for sure that he's even still alive at at this point?

 

[AmHole]

Worst case scenario, he got Epsteined and the DNC are trying to garner sympathy votes for him or trying to delay the election until they can find a suitable replacement, most likely Kamala.

 

[Someone Awful]

I'm going with this explanation. Biden's claim that he will "transition from the oil industry" probably means that campaigning in Pennsylvania is dead in the water. He has been sticking close to Delaware for his entire campaign so they can't go any further than that without him getting cranky.

A lid is just so he doesn't blunder into a land mine he personally set.

The problem is that voter fraud is a thing and if close enough, Governor Tom Wolf will instruct his lackeys to steal enough ballots to flip the state. Ballots are counted three days until after the deadline and they do not require signatures in the ballot.

Let's hope that the Republican GOP can appeal this when Barrett gets confirmed (archive).

 

[draggs]

Ballots dont have to have a legitimate signature matching the one on record and can be postmarked up to 3 days after election day is an open invitation to massive fraud and all the justices on the PA Supreme Court that allowed it should be removed. I would say it is shocking nonsense but nothing about how anything goes if it helps get rid of Blomald Dunpfh is shocking anymore. If Republicans wanted to do that and a high court agreed it would liturullee be the end of muh democracy.

 

[Orange Man Costume]

Never thought about it, but couldn't an alternate explanation be that Biden fucked up so badly in the past few days that they want to slow the bleeding in his campaign as much as possible before Election Day?

Possible, if hes a overwhelming net negative to his own campaign, and they have every Democrat that isn't Biden campaigning in his stead.

Maybe they can dust off the Michael Jackson hologram machine and generate a coherent Biden for us.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

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Yeah I thought that phrase felt a bit out-of-place when Biden blurted it out during the debates. Even that was fucking stolen because Joe Biden has no original ideas, only plagiarism.

>Obama's face replacing those "flyover states"

 

[Tour of Italy]

Mitt Romney fucked off and hid for the last two weeks or so of his failed 2012 campaign.

Just sayin.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Mitt Romney fucked off and hid for the last two weeks or so of his failed 2012 campaign.

Just sayin.

And the fool thought he would win.

 

[GuntPunt]

I don't know how effective using shitposts as ads is, but damn are they satisfying.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Well Reddit's working themselves up into a right frenzy as the polls show Texas going blue and PA in the bag for sure.

The only question in their minds now is does Biden win over 400 EC votes for a proper Trump wipe out or will he only get 350+

God help us if Biden wins by these numbers.

 

[Who dat?]

wasn't Goldwater just channeling Eisenhower anyway

No. And I was and am a Goldwater Republican.

 

[JosephStalin]

Well Reddit's working themselves up into a right frenzy as the polls show Texas going blue and PA in the bag for sure.

The only question in their minds now is does Biden win over 400 EC votes for a proper Trump wipe out or will he only get 350+

God help us if Biden wins by these numbers.

Biden isn't going to win at all. Reddit's clueless, full of wishful thinkers.

 

[Who dat?]

I sometimes wonder if Trump can actually pull off a Reagan ‘84 and almost completely own the electoral map.

Probably not, in CURRENT YEAR, but Biden is doing his best to make that shit happen.

In 1972, Nixon won re-election taking everything except Massachusetts and DC. McGovern didn't even carry South Dakota, his home state.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

The source is a Breitbart story that doesn’t actually present proof that a lid has been called, just that there is nothing scheduled.

Biden’s team is probably trying to figure out the last few places to hit without publicly announcing the stops until the day of the event, something that’s unusual but not unprecedented.

More strange is that deleted tweet now saved who add more to the mystery. http://archive.vn/uVoeh

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Biden Campaign left the building??

So either Biden has such a fantastic lead he no longer has to work or we're getting another Trump upset. Fascinating.

For me, it's hard to believe the former, considering the absolute disaster that his campaign events were yesterday ... Plus the additional leaks involving Hunter Biden. The timing is too convenient to think that they're sitting comfortably and confidently.

If this is true, then the DNC has proven itself to be stuck between a rock and a hard place: If you keep Biden on the campaign trail doing public events, he will continue to say insane shit. The amount of "gaffes" he's had since Thursday's debate has been pretty astronomical.

On the flip side, if you lock Biden back in his basement, then you're going to get people suspecting a lot of shit involving him. Speculations of hiding his corruption, hiding his declining health, and just plain not being there when he wants (arguably) the most demanding job on the planet.

No matter what the DNC does at this point, it's really bad optics. I don't know how anyone could support Biden at this point. It's insane how terrible of a candidate he is. Literally the only way he can win is substantial voter fraud; you can't convince me otherwise. Hillary Clinton's campaign looks fucking flawless by comparison; she looks fantastic by comparison ... We really do live in Clown World.

 

[Who dat?]

Worst case scenario, he got Epsteined and the DNC are trying to garner sympathy votes for him or trying to delay the election until they can find a suitable replacement, most likely Kamala.

Or he wandered off, and his handlers are searching the nearby woods for an old man in a bathrobe stopping at trees to say, "I'm Joe Biden and I'm running for the Senate."

 

[Doctor of Autism]

For me, it's hard to believe the former, considering the absolute disaster that his campaign events were yesterday ... Plus the additional leaks involving Hunter Biden. The timing is too convenient to think that they're sitting comfortably and confidently.

If this is true, then the DNC has proven itself to be stuck between a rock and a hard place: If you keep Biden on the campaign trail doing public events, he will continue to say insane shit. The amount of "gaffes" he's had since Thursday's debate has been pretty astronomical.

On the flip side, if you lock Biden back in his basement, then you're going to get people suspecting a lot of shit involving him. Speculations of hiding his corruption, hiding his declining health, and just plain not being there when he wants (arguably) the most demanding job on the planet.

No matter what the DNC does at this point, it's really bad optics. I don't know how anyone could support Biden at this point. It's insane how terrible of a candidate he is. Literally the only way he can win is substantial voter fraud; you can't convince me otherwise. Hillary Clinton's campaign looks fucking flawless by comparison; she looks fantastic by comparison ... We really do live in Clown World.

This is horrible campaigning and any other candidate would've been buried by this, if this were any pre-2016 election, this shit would've been reported first page on the news but since Biden is against Trump they don't want to report that to be happening.

Biden at this point is literally only carried by Democrats who only vote by party and if he wins it could be due to voter fraud or some untapped TDS the country is feeling that not many are expressing openly.

 

[Kheapathic]

I truly do wonder what the DNC was thinking by fielding Biden. The dude has what should be obvious mental decline; not gonna speculate on what flavor, but it is there. They're propping him up with chemicals and probably planning his demise if he does make it into the White House. So the question is, why not just field someone with more rapport? Surely the dozen or so people they had lined up, are willing to play ball and toe their party bullshit. You could easily twist Bernie's arm and he was still a favorite, and been spouting the shit people wanted to hear for the last four years; not to mention, putting him up would get a lot of attention because he's actually the candidate, BERNIE CAN STILL WIN GUYS! MATCH ME! Put Tulsi (non-white woman YASS) in as his VP and you'd have a strong team; I'm not political savant so not willing to say how good, but a lot fucking better than what we got. Instead they give us alzheimer's and mystery meat hooker.

And God forbid the USA somehow survives the next 4 years; AOC will meet the age requirement.

 

[Sithis]

Kinda sad that the only people Biden could get excited enough to play his ridiculous livestream concert are acts that haven't been relevant or good in over two decades.