DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DontEatSilicaGel]

My job is really boring so I don't like telling girls what I do. I always say I work at KFC. None of them believe me and none of them have ever gotten the reference to the movie Grosse Pointe Blank. They failed the test.

I can't imagine responding to the same question with "I record myself playing games and upload it to the Internet!" being met with anything other than "Oh" and a blank stare in to the distance hoping you'll go away.

 

[Surly Muppet]

We closed with $72 in tips. Genshin will likely be moved to a 'late night chill stream'.
$37 of that came from SilentBob who made a sudden return after a little absence, but this was likely because Nocouture didn't tip today, as far as I saw. The whales continue to cycle.
Phil pressed quit and dipped out in the span of about 3 minutes, so he was probably a little spicy and didn't want to gamble on a closing guilt trip and end up raging.

He did pop off a little on his audience at one point, insisting that, during the vest streak, he never once had to discuss money. He was never overdrawn and could afford everything. This means that when he is getting enough, he won't mention it. He also never talked about the streak other than to say it would be nice if they hit the goal to keep the streak going, and he resented that people in the stream chat were always carrying on about keeping the streak going. Now? Things have slowed again so his financial situation isn't as good.

So to summarize, Phil needs to make $10k monthly before he can be comfortable and not explicitly beg. For some reason. Apparently all of that money is spent monthly, because anything less than that and he is immediately trouble. Saving is not possible. Every month we reset to $0 and need another $10k to not hear about it.
And his incessant, constant, nagging fixation on mentioning his tip goal does not count as discussing money or contributions, it's just a reminder. And it's partly his audience's fault.

 

[actually]

So to summarize, Phil needs to make $10k monthly before he can be comfortable and not explicitly beg.

Except that, as we know from his bankruptcy papers, he was making at least $10k a month and was still begging all over the place. Also, he routinely begged during the vest streak, including, but not limited to, going well past his normal stop time while laying on a guilt trip about DUH STREAK ending.

 

[Iron Father]

He referred to the breast-feeding scene as "a private moment between the mother and the child" which I think really exposes his mentality towards the subject. He thinks the basic human activity of a mother feeding her child with her breast milk is comparable to a PDA. We all know he has issues but this is one of the few times he has made me feel uncomfortable.

I don't even want to know how he reacts to seeing breast-feeding in public the one day a week he waddles around his local mall. And then he complains that they implied torture but showed breast-feeding, what kind of sick mind conjures up such a statement? A manchild with a stunted maturity level that's who.

That said, I also revel in moments like these (as well as the waifu/dating mission stuff) because one of the few other things besides not making enough money on a stream that really exposes the true demented Philip P. Burnell to the world is anything involving gender and sexuality. #FreeTheNipple

 

[grump]

Alternate take: DSP was titillated by the breast feeding and was hiding it by going full clown mode. 2010 DSP would have been making sucking sounds (and probably enjoy making them a little bit too much).

Where does the available evidence point to for Dave's sexual orientation?

Proheterosexual
1. He dated Reanna, and she was pretty decent physically, especially back in the day, and someone you could see a heterosexual man going for.

Had a nude picture of Reanna on his desktop

Ambiguous
Acting like an overthe top horndog everytime anything attached to a vagina entered the screen but this excessive behavior can often be acting and this could be confirmed as he's pretty much switched this behavior off.

Acting like a hysterical eunuch when anything attached to a vagina entered the screen but again this excessive behavior can often be acting

Masturbated on camera. but we don't know what he was masturbating to.

Bought figurines of busty females which he made a big show of groping but has also bought figurines of muscly men.

Claims to be a chad who had hoards of Latina girls who wanted to fuck him in high school. Further claims to have bought a condo for the sake of being with some girl but you simply cannot trust anything that comes solely out of the mouth of Dave without outside confirmation.

Proasexual/homosexual
But then he married Khet. And sorry to say but to be brutally honest she doesn't really stack up that well compared to Reanna. And from everything we've seen, he doesn't have much use for her outside of being a prop for DSPtales. Everything about the relationship screams of Phil finding whoever to wife as quickly as possible with no other concern.

Likes to watch oily naked men grapple each other. its one of if not his only true lifelong passion. To the point where he's taken out a dedicated streaming subscription and has spent ~ 60k or more on a shitty mobile game collecting pics of said oily naked men.

Circumstantial evidence indicates his relationship to Reanna was often if not completely sexless and the same for Khet.

Provide examples of Tics and body language at least in recent times appear to indicate that Dave is quite uncomfortable with provocative scenes of females but maybe not as much for males.

Everything we know about Dave indicates he has extreme difficulty interacting with people unless they are behind a screen and at a vastly lower power dynamic than him.

I'm not saying we should take his claims surrounding his back at complete face value but the rocking and the cushions and other evidence indicate a possible physical barrier to intimacy.

Is terminally lazy.

Conclusion: I'm willing to allow that Dave might have been nominally heterosexual in earlier years but even then he may have not have had any real aesthetic appreciation or attraction to the beauty of women and his sex drive was simply a physical pressure in his groin to be released through jacking off like turning a valve. But, all the evidence of him being heterosexual is limited to his early career. After years of vegetating on the couch whatever sex drive he had has withered away and he appears to be asexual now and what he does in the arena be it wave around his WIFE or lose his mind over a titty he does for his ego. That or maybe he's just been gay the entire time.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Except that, as we know from his bankruptcy papers, he was making at least $10k a month and was still begging all over the place. Also, he routinely begged during the vest streak, including, but not limited to, going well past his normal stop time while laying on a guilt trip about DUH STREAK ending.

There are no depths to which he will not dig. Oil drills could take lessons.

 

[Cats]

Being attracted to women probably helps, too.

"I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay...wauahahaha ah ah ah ack ack ack ack ah"

...I've been watching too much Snort Burnell

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

I wanted to show this so you guys can see that Phil ,who has been a content creator for 11 years,has in face in the place where the time is shown on youtube so you cant see his face,11 years and he can't even do thumbnails right,and some of his videos dont even have thumbnails like mario galaxy,genshin or fall guys. What a lazy mother fucker.

I think he doesn't make his thumbnails now that I think about it,he is so lazy he doesn't even do that ,his fans do it free.

Spoiler: Face covered by the video length

Spoiler: No thumbnails

 

[SojiroSakura]

You think phil makes things by himself? Lol nah. He begs his fans to make him fan art and thumbnails for free so he can profit off of them and they don't care. It's really sad. Believe it or not, there once was a very short time where he actually put effort into some things, but now he's stripped away every possible thing that was somewhat decent due to one thing: laziness. Make a suggestion for him, he'll come back with a million excuses as to why he "can't" do it.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I wanted to show this so you guys can see that Phil ,who has been a content creator for 11 years,has in face in the place where the time is shown on youtube so you cant see his face,11 years and he can't even do thumbnails right,and some of his videos dont even have thumbnails like mario galaxy,genshin or fall guys. What a lazy mother fucker.

I think he doesn't make his thumbnails now that I think about it,he is so lazy he doesn't even do that ,his fans do it free.

Spoiler: Face covered by the video length

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Spoiler: No thumbnails

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He doesn't make his own thumbs. Litesydebill said that some furfag in EU does them for him in bulk. If Phil runs longer than the batch, he just uploads without thumbs, so all of a sudden series which were numbered suddenly have auto generated thumbs. He's that lazy.

 

[TheTractor]

In the span of 24h of his content, we are to believe the following;

- The same guy is responsible for all the charge backs.
- THEY are using stolen credit cards

Despite the fact that.

- Phil has payment info available and you have to ''indentify'' yourself when tipping and has all of his whales emails printed in his brain.
- It's always the same fucking people giving DSP money (Nocouture, Battleduck9000, the usual retards )
- Thousands of $ of chargebacks since october first doesn't make any sense.
- He's counting chargebacks as money already lost when he's currently fighting hooves and tusks to keep it.

Combine the fact that:
- Actually stopped keeping an exact tab on cash coming his way, DSP is aware of this,
- DSP won his bankruptcy case and the vest streak money flow.
- Massive influx of money from bits.

The charge begging saga is the only option he has left to cry poor. It can't be verified, it's dumb and it's a perfect last card when dealing with ''us'' mentally retarded immature non married basement dwelling shitheads.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil just gave a list of all the stuff he needs to buy in the next few weeks as a prestream beg. This includes the games, the PS5 headset, and the PS5.
He estimates this will all cost him between $1500-$2000.

First of all, it won't cost that much. Basic math says it won't cost that much. The PS5, 4 games and the headphones is probably $1000, all taxes included. And then he gets paid by Twitch again. And we had to fundraise last week because he was charged for the headphones on the weekend (I assume... he never followed up on that as far as I know).
Second of all, that is covered by OverpoweredBoone's combined cheers, four times over, which was sent to Phil after he explicitly said he needed extra money for the consoles.
Third, he said the PS5 was covered, and is now playing semantics to imply that he needs all that money in tips.
Finally, tips have been comparably low by Sunday as they were last week and Phil was begging for money on his day off, which he has yet to mention. Shouldn't that also be an issue right now, Phil? Remember the narratives please. He's desperately trying to find a working angle to beg without committing to saying he can't afford anything.

And the platinum vest is not eligible tonight. It's been 2 streams since he hit the tips goal, he is in desperate need of money, and he still won't wear the platinum vest again. Times are hard... but not as hard as they could be.

 

[Happy Mask Salesman]

Phil just gave a list of all the stuff he needs to buy in the next few weeks as a prestream beg. This includes the games, the PS5 headset, and the PS5.
He estimates this will all cost him between $1500-$2000.

First of all, it won't cost that much. Basic math says it won't cost that much. The PS5, 4 games and the headphones is probably $1000, all taxes included. And then he gets paid by Twitch again. And we had to fundraise last week because he was charged for the headphones on the weekend (I assume... he never followed up on that as far as I know).
Second of all, that is covered by OverpoweredBoone's combined cheers, four times over, which was sent to Phil after he explicitly said he needed extra money for the consoles.
Third, he said the PS5 was covered, and is now playing semantics to imply that he needs all that money in tips.
Finally, tips have been comparably low by Sunday as they were last week and Phil was begging for money on his day off, which he has yet to mention. Shouldn't that also be an issue right now, Phil? Remember the narratives please. He's desperately trying to find a working angle to beg without committing to saying he can't afford anything.

And the platinum vest is not eligible tonight. It's been 2 streams since he hit the tips goal, he is in desperate need of money, and he still won't wear the platinum vest again. Times are hard... but not as hard as they could be.

It's even less than that, I have a PS5 pre-ordered and 7 other games, add that with tax at it comes at around $1k, and why the fuck does he need the PS5 headset? If its for the "3D audio" it works through the system itself.

 

[TurdFondler]

I think Phil might be closeted but even he doesn't know it yet. He's got no introspection to speak of, and definitely doesn't have what it takes to grapple with insecurities.

 

[MoonRocker]

Where does the available evidence point to for Dave's sexual orientation?

Proheterosexual
1. He dated Reanna, and she was pretty decent physically, especially back in the day, and someone you could see a heterosexual man going for.

Had a nude picture of Reanna on his desktop

Ambiguous
Acting like an overthe top horndog everytime anything attached to a vagina entered the screen but this excessive behavior can often be acting and this could be confirmed as he's pretty much switched this behavior off.

Acting like a hysterical eunuch when anything attached to a vagina entered the screen but again this excessive behavior can often be acting

Masturbated on camera. but we don't know what he was masturbating to.

Bought figurines of busty females which he made a big show of groping but has also bought figurines of muscly men.

Claims to be a chad who had hoards of Latina girls who wanted to fuck him in high school. Further claims to have bought a condo for the sake of being with some girl but you simply cannot trust anything that comes solely out of the mouth of Dave without outside confirmation.

Proasexual/homosexual
But then he married Khet. And sorry to say but to be brutally honest she doesn't really stack up that well compared to Reanna. And from everything we've seen, he doesn't have much use for her outside of being a prop for DSPtales. Everything about the relationship screams of Phil finding whoever to wife as quickly as possible with no other concern.

Likes to watch oily naked men grapple each other. its one of if not his only true lifelong passion. To the point where he's taken out a dedicated streaming subscription and has spent ~ 60k or more on a shitty mobile game collecting pics of said oily naked men.

Circumstantial evidence indicates his relationship to Reanna was often if not completely sexless and the same for Khet.

Provide examples of Tics and body language at least in recent times appear to indicate that Dave is quite uncomfortable with provocative scenes of females but maybe not as much for males.

Everything we know about Dave indicates he has extreme difficulty interacting with people unless they are behind a screen and at a vastly lower power dynamic than him.

I'm not saying we should take his claims surrounding his back at complete face value but the rocking and the cushions and other evidence indicate a possible physical barrier to intimacy.

Is terminally lazy.

Conclusion: I'm willing to allow that Dave might have been nominally heterosexual in earlier years but even then he may have not have had any real aesthetic appreciation or attraction to the beauty of women and his sex drive was simply a physical pressure in his groin to be released through jacking off like turning a valve. But, all the evidence of him being heterosexual is limited to his early career. After years of vegetating on the couch whatever sex drive he had has withered away and he appears to be asexual now and what he does in the arena be it wave around his WIFE or lose his mind over a titty he does for his ego. That or maybe he's just been gay the entire time.

Albeit being entertaining to read speculative psychoanalysis regarding the pig’s sexual orientations and desires, we safely can attribute Phil’s low sex drive to most likely clinically low levels of testosterone below the 300 ng/dl levels.

Now, there is inherently nothing wrong with having low testosterone. I’m 34 and got my levels checked last year due to worrying symptoms that wouldn’t completely disappear even when dramatically changing my eating and working out schedules: lean and clean diet; working out 5x a week; cardio 3x a week; a balanced life schedule. Even with all these lifestyle changes, I was still chronically tired, wasn’t losing weight as quickly as I wanted (despite meticulous efforts), not gaining muscle as quickly as I wanted and all the symptoms associated with low testosterone were all present. I decided to get on TRT and my life has exponentially improved in all physical health and mental health aspects. While my issues were definitely compounded by over a decade of drug abuse, I’m a big proponent of getting on TRT if you’re a male in your mid-30s as it’s a great way to improve your life.

Got a bit sidetracked here but Phil’s low sex drive and his penchant for, well, being a gigantic pussy when it comes to sexual prowess or how to act when anything related to women comes on screen, he’s 100% suffering from an abysmally low level of T: soft muscles; weak bones: chronic low energy; bad mood; accumulation of fat from an extreme sedentary lifestyle; inability to lose weight even though his diet has been significantly cut in half in terms of calories (based on what he tells us he eats compared to what he used to do probably littered with lies).

Add his low levels of T with absorbing Twitter headlines and culture as undeniable facts, Phil has joined the “respecc wahmen” camp where being an overt cuck and pussy has become the expectation if you live your life on the Internet. He’s trying to portray himself as safe and as mature as he can when it comes to issues of sex, fidelity, interactions with the opposite sex but he’s incredibly awkward at it because it comes across as so disingenuous and fake; the pig’s lack of experience when it comes to women is an overt and blatant fact as you can tell Phil never really had success with women and his idea of what a Chad DSP would do in his interactions with women IRL has become reality while it’s nothing but a pathetic fantasy that he’s built in his head over the years.

TL;DR Phil is a major cuck and has no idea how to interact with women because he never was around women for the majority of his life.

 

[Personal Jesus]

I'm pretty sure DSP is asexual and except for the twitch incident, every thing related to sex like having a girlfriend or making jokes during playthroughs is only to keep appearances.

 

[tzgnilki]

every stream is now a ps5 discussion

 

[Surly Muppet]

We just came through a stretch where several people were cheering Phil probing questions about his Paypal and the chargebacks. And I say probing because they are either pretty savvy about these things, or they're reading this thread. Among them was OiC. Finally wondering where that sub money went, champ?

In his responses, Phil said a couple of things. Some confirm some things that have been speculated.
- He has a Paypal debit card
- He is fully aware of the charges for moving funds immediately from Paypal to a bank account, but describes them as 'next to nothing'. This demonstrates that he doesn't understand the concept of these things adding up over time...
- When questioned as to why he constantly empties his Paypal account, he said he didn't. For a long time, he left a float in the Paypal and used it to pay for 'all kinds of things'. But that's 'the problem with chargebacks', because then they take money out of your Paypal and you're fucked when you got to buy things. Phil implies that he has now gotten into the habit of draining his Paypal, and then using his savings to get the Paypal out of the negative after chargebacks. No reason was provided for why he does this
- He is now having to use his savings to pay for other things because he can't use his Paypal (in the distance, Hulk Hogan laughs)
- When questioned why he doesn't push cheers, Phil said that it was so his fans could maximize contributions to him, basically, since they don't have to pay Twitch's cut. He then said that it was because of the delay, and again said that the money doesn't come in until next month, so it is no help, and what is he supposed to do in the meantime. Again, no concept of budgeting.
- When someone mentioned last month's cheers were good, Phil again said that the chargebacks totaled $2000 and 'basically negated the positive cheers'. Then he caught himself and realized that left $1000 unaccounted for from the cheers and changed his statement to "well, almost". So there's your $1000 for the new shit, Phil. Keep in mind that he is pretending his subs weren't also inflated on that paycheck (not wise when the guy who gifted the subs is the one asking the questions), so he still had a fortune on that paycheck. This is also Phil equating cheers to money, btw
- Phil laid out a timeline, saying that the vest streak was actually positive, and then the DMCA strikes started, then the same asshole started doing the chargebacks, one after another. So the other chargebacks have been completely retconned away, it's all been this one guy, and Phil is now saying that none of it was vest streak money, it was all the money after. I have no idea how this is possible, and it clearly contradicts things Phil said previously

OiC is still gifting a few subs. The whales can ask the questions, but they still can't read the writing on the wall.

EDIT: While begging (we're at $18 ), Phil just said that the chargebacks are 'negating the tips that he has received this week'.
Phil. Either the chargebacks are negating the tips, or they're negating Boone's cheers. They are not negating both. You either have no tips and $3000 from the cheers, or $1000 from the cheers and your tips. Think this through.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but I just can't get over how stupid Phil must think his audience is to use such a stupid excuse as chargebacks somehow negating the money he gets from other sources. And how stupid they must really be for apparently buying it. If Phil gets $1000 in cheers and $1000 in tips, and then the tips get charged back, he still made $1000. He didn't lose the money, it was never really his to begin with. It's like, someone writes me a check, I go to the bank to cash it, but it bounces. That sucks, but I didn't actually lose money. And also in this analogy I made ten thousand dollars last month, yet I spend several hours every day at an intersection with a cardboard sign that says "About to be evicted - Huge medical bills - Starving wife and son - PERSONAL CHECKS VASTLY PREFERRED"

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

every stream is now a ps5 discussion

What the fuck is even there for Phil and his audience to discuss? Phil is going to buy the new console. He is going to buy and play every single new game from start to finish. Phil's opinion will be the opposite of what most people think. It's the same fucking song and dance.
What's he gonna do? NOT try to rake in Day 1 views? Is he NOT going to play games he's never touched before, at the risk of both him and his audience being bored out of their minds because he has nothing new to point at and say "Look! Look!"? Is the PS5 and its library going to be SO horrendous that Phil will finally revert to being a full-time Pokemon and Minecraft streamer that we all want him to be?
PS5 could be the biggest piece of shit ever produced and he's still going to buy and use it, his career fucking depends on it. The 360 was one of the worst pieces of hardware of all time, not like that stopped him. Every Nintendo console since the Wii have sucked balls and that didn't stop him. Fuck.