"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Syaoran Li said:
Rest In Peace, Angelo.

Angelo was a good man who was defamed and slandered by his shitheel fuckup of a son that is Phil.

But at least Angelo died peacefully surrounded by his loved ones while Phil will die alone in a gutter and totally forgotten. Even us Kiwis probably won't know when he finally does die. He was a hard working man who literally fought for our freedom in 'Nam and did everything he could to support Phil, who decided to repay the favor by lying about him.

At least Angelo had a better family later on, ones who weren't commie scum like Phil

God bless you, Angelo DeLici
The old Italian war hero has finally gone home to Heaven

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"Even us Kiwis probably won't know when he finally does die"

Oh yes we will. Phil is ours forever.
 
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Ginger Piglet said:
Like White European Settlers,

He colonized and violated my body,

As if it were land,

a dead thing you can claim.
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But, according to Phil's self-created lore, Angelo was the parent of color. "Puerto Rican".

Either he's saying his father is white (reality), which means he is also white (reality), which would make his usage of a white-colonizer simile appropriative and problematic. Or he's saying he was Euro-colonized by his brown father (delusion), which would also be problematic, because everyone knows brown people have never colonized anyone ever.

Also, old school indigenous people would never call their land dead.
 
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break these cuffs said:
He was begging for that pepper spray shortly before the move was announced and the move/giveaway was started. Was this begging the last straw? The response to the pepper spray begging was less than positive. Did it kick off a behind the scenes fight and this is the result? Phil owns a lot of stupid shit, but it's not like he owns much in the way of furniture or anything large that needs to be moved. He's giving away larp gear that can be easily boxed up. Didn't the first sign say that the new barracks was going to be bigger? You can move a 2 bedroom apartment in a single day with a medium-sized U-Haul truck. He could probably move all his shit in a $20 a day van. Why does he need to give away all his larp gear if he's moving into a bigger place?

This has to be a group living situation. Whether it's a tard house or a multi bedroom apartment with roommates where he won't be able to shit up the common area, he's clearly moving into someplace smaller if he's moving at all and not just getting kicked out of the antifa club.
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Except who would drive the U-Haul? Certainly not Phil. He's not only too retarded to learn to ride a bike, but he's also too retarded to get a driver's license and operate a motor vehicle. Keep in mind that CWC was able to get his license and has been driving for over half his life.

Angry New Ager said:
No. His parents were long-divorced; his mom is disabled; and Phil was violent toward her. She was broke enough to need Phil's help paying the bills, so I would be surprised if she's still living in a house or apartment that could also accommodate him.


I suspect he's getting rid of stuff just because he's bored with it, doesn't want to move it, and knows he can always replace it, or buy something that better signals the latest shift in his sperg identity.

He impulse-buys cheap Made in China shit to LARP as a revolutionary, but as a low-IQ consoomer the thrill of acquisition and display wears off quickly, and there's always more ideologically-correct Made in China shit for him to buy (such as a sweatshop-made nylon Antifa flag with the red flag dominant).

tl;dr: He's a tard, and does tard things.
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Most of Phil's shit isn't even nice enough to have been made in China. Especially when it comes to his super tacti-kewl mall ninja trash. All his "super soldier" kit and Bud-K/truck stop "weapons" are total junk from Pakistan, Honduras, Vietnam, and other third-world shitholes companies go to when they can't afford Chinese sweatshops.

ToroidalBoat said:
That's exactly what led to "Daddy Rape Day" - he bullied a kid.
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Yup. IIRC he was about 10 or 11 and bullying some kids literally half his age, and Angelo gave him a well-deserved spanking for being a bullying little shit. I can't remember if we ever verified it or if it was only speculation, but the whole "sexual abuse" lie may have come from his mother lying about it during the divorce and may have coached Phil to parrot the lie in order to demonize Angelo during the divorce proceedings.

Edit: and the only "colonization" that's ever happened with Phil's bloated carcus is the colonies of bacteria and fungus and God-knows-what-else that have developed because Phil is a disgusting mongoloid who doesn't bathe. Especially the absolute horror show on his Shrek feets.
 
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How old was Phil when he got spanked for bullying small children anyway? I seem to recall him being around 12. I can understand why Angelo just put him over his knee and spanked his ass!
 
Kill yourself, Phil. He should have beaten you more. Maybe then you'd still have a benis.
 
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NOT Sword Fighter Super said:
I don't know if it's more funny or cringy to see people unironically using "comrade".
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They're totalitarian Leftists, so the cringe outweighs the funny. They're mostly either danger haired hambeasts or twiggy little soybois, and they're all low-functional retards like Phil, all perpetually stuck in the "Fuck you, DAD!" state of teenaged angst that they'll likely never grow out of.

Troonos said:
Kill yourself, Phil. He should have beaten you more. Maybe then you'd still have a benis.
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LOL, there's about a 95% likelihood that Phil does still have his baby dick and balls. He never has provided conclusive proof that he got his crotch mangled to look like a vagina, and the "evidence" that he has provided has been suspect as fuck. The last time he tried to "prove" he got his dick mangled it was very obvious that he was faking it by tucking.
 
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break these cuffs said:
What an irredeemable piece of shit. Phil's father spanked him because he was being a bully. It's one thing to build up your entire existence around retarded lies, it's another to libel and slander your father with accusations of sexual assault, it's still another to then piss on his grave for internet asspats. Hopefully some patriot ends up shooting Phil if he ever decides to leave his hovel and shows up at a riot.
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And that’s not even all. even when Phil’s dying, Phil is still gonna find a way to be an irredeemable crackhead.
 
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The Dude said:
They're totalitarian Leftists, so the cringe outweighs the funny. They're mostly either danger haired hambeasts or twiggy little soybois, and they're all low-functional retards like Phil, all perpetually stuck in the "Fuck you, DAD!" state of teenaged angst that they'll likely never grow out of.
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KF is always a good reminder for me to be thankful for what I have.
 
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