Designated Whiner Shitting Street - General non DSP-specific discussion and stupid questions goes here

[Full Race Replay]

It’s really crazy that this is Phil’s sister in law and he and kat completely don’t care at all. Phil talks about his family, such as his mom when they had their talk about the future, his dad, when he worked at his dads company, and aunt who died and most tragically couldn’t pay Phil rent anymore. Obviously Phil has cut off Kat from her family.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

It’s really crazy that this is Phil’s sister in law and he and kat completely don’t care at all. Phil talks about his family, such as his mom when they had their talk about the future, his dad, when he worked at his dads company, and aunt who died and most tragically couldn’t pay Phil rent anymore. Obviously Phil has cut off Kat from her family.

I think Kat was cut off from her family well before Phil. We know her family situation was pretty messed up to begin with, and if I remember right, Jenna said or at least implied she and Kat hadn't spoken in years, which is why she had no idea she was with Phil/has no ways of contacting her. That isn't to say Phil is some kind of family man or anything, he clearly doesn't care about his own family. He does talk about them, but that's just because Phil is boring/bad at telling stories and just falls back on recounting any boring thing that ever happened to him. He was fine with lying and implying his parents were dying, and he only ever sees them when he's getting something out of it, whether it's them paying for his wedding and potentially paying off his taxes (even though he still apparently owes payments on them) or flying them out to do chores around his house.

I think if Kat was close to her family, Phil would probably do his best to discourage it. I don't think he'd actually go so far as to cut her off from them, but he'd just be lazy/passive aggressive about it and keep making up lame excuses why they couldn't see them. Most of those excuses would probably involve using the word "schedule" at least 5 or 6 times. But it doesn't seem like Kat is interested in getting in touch with her family, and based on our very limited information, it seems to be mutual with the rest of Kat's family. Even her sister pretty clearly didn't care given how quickly she dropped it once she realized she couldn't turn it into some kind of scam to get people to send her money.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Sweetheart, this isn't the hill you want to die on. Trust me.

LOL! What hill?

 

[marlintan]

I'm not mad. I'm just baffled that this forum cannot accept any sort of criticism or judgment, and post the negative emotes over just being questioned over a statement. It's weird how this forum gets so defensive after attacking many people on the internet.

It makes complete sense if you don't think at all about it.

 

[Muppetmode]

I'm not mad. I'm just baffled that this forum cannot accept any sort of criticism or judgment, and post the negative emotes over just being questioned over a statement. It's weird how this forum gets so defensive after attacking many people on the internet.

What is your critique anyway? Just that it’s weird that anon’s are diagnosing autism? I mean it’s just people being baffled at how one can do something so stupid that the only place to look to is autism or other such conditions. Anyway welcome to the sewer amigo, enjoy your stay

 

[gh0stzero]

People are literally wondering if these people have autism. They aren't just using autism as another word for stupid.

I'm not mad. I'm just baffled that this forum cannot accept any sort of criticism or judgment, and post the negative emotes over just being questioned over a statement. It's weird how this forum gets so defensive after attacking many people on the internet.

Just laugh at the fat man playing games there's nothing to it really.

Btw I totally use autism as another word for stupid or insane attention to details / detective skills. It doesn't always have a negative connotation to it here especially when you consider the fact devoting a wiki to an autistic man is pretty autistic in itself as much as registering to laugh at the autism is. Its all autism in the vortex of autism.

Autism autism autism

I can't put the autism stickers in my post so have those instad.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

LOL! What hill?

Phil is not chris chan levels of autism but if chris is a 10 and a normal person a 0 then Phil is a 4,you would know if you read this thread. Also you dont think Moviebob is kinda autistic? People get called autistic here because more likely than not they are on the spectrum or else they wouldnt have a thread.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Without his luck and money phil would be a low functioning autist. If the paypig farm goes under he will be moving back in with mom and dad.

 

[marlintan]

Phil is not chris chan levels of autism but if chris is a 10 and a normal person a 0 then Phil is a 4,you would know if you read this thread. Also you dont think Moviebob is kinda autistic? People get called autistic here because more likely than not they are on the spectrum or else they wouldnt have a thread.

I have subscribed to just asking friends if they are autistic when they act like a dick or weird. I'm taking Autistic back just like Nigger means someone that ain't worth a fuck, no amount of melanin required, society all about letting people self-identify these days, I self identify as a nigger.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I'm not mad. I'm just baffled that this forum cannot accept any sort of criticism or judgment, and post the negative emotes over just being questioned over a statement. It's weird how this forum gets so defensive after attacking many people on the internet.

Nobody is triggered or being defensive. I'm not sure where you are getting that from... because you got a negative rating? Nobody gives a shit about those, this isn't reddit.

 

[Forbidden Math]

People are literally wondering if these people have autism. They aren't just using autism as another word for stupid.

I'm not mad. I'm just baffled that this forum cannot accept any sort of criticism or judgment, and post the negative emotes over just being questioned over a statement. It's weird how this forum gets so defensive after attacking many people on the internet.

Just to clarify we're not all the same person nor do we all believe the same things. Also we don't attack anyone. This is a forum for discussion of people doing stupid/weird shit. No one attacks anyone and if they do and talk about it on this forum they get mocked for it and usually banned. Hence this part of the rules:

• No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.

If you think making fun of people in our nothing corner of the internet is attacking someone then I think your definition is a little loose.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

The amount of triggering people are getting here is absolutely retarded. You people talk tons of shit but can't take it.

random_txt quote right here.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Nobody is triggered or being defensive. I'm not sure where you are getting that from... because you got a negative rating? Nobody gives a shit about those, this isn't reddit.

I gave him a puzzle piece because his posts are bad and he should feel bad,hey @Totally Awesome Phil has a message for you!

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I saw the DSP one a few posts upward. I saw another one in the MovieBob thread and another somewhere else. I don't feel like looking it up. After being busy all day, I don't care anymore.

The amount of triggering people are getting here is absolutely retarded. You people talk tons of shit but can't take it.

Lolol, calm down bro, omg. Was just breakin ur balls, not literally demanding hyperlinks & -- really? I'm explaining this right now?

You're on Kiwi Farms. We break balls. We armchair diagnose strangers with autism from our moms' basements. And we break balls. And call people autistic. Welcome to the freak show, you autist. (<---See what I did there?)

Seriously, relax dude. Lolol. Because you just unironically "YOU PEOPLE'D" me.

Just grab some popcorn & calm ur tits.

And to get back on topic: DSRee is an autistic faggot.

/.

EDIT: Oh my god you said more shit? Bro. Never mind the popcorn. This forum might not be a good haunt for you. Believe it or not, I'm nowhere even close to being a bitch right now. Hang it up. Maybe try your call again later.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Lolol, calm down bro, omg. Was just breakin ur balls, not literally demanding hyperlinks & -- really? I'm explaining this right now?

You're on Kiwi Farms. We break balls. We armchair diagnose strangers with autism from our moms' basements. And we break balls. And call people autistic. Welcome to the freak show, you autist. (<---See what I did there?)

Seriously, relax dude. Lolol. Because you just unironically "YOU PEOPLE'D" me.

Just grab some popcorn & calm ur tits.

And to get back on topic: DSRee is an autistic faggot.

/.

EDIT: Oh my god you said more shit? Bro. Never mind the popcorn. This forum might not be a good haunt for you. Believe it or not, I'm nowhere even close to being a bitch right now. Hang it up. Maybe try your call again later.

Somehow this exceptional individual has been a member of the Kiwi Farms for 7 years and still needs this shit explained to him.

I think I can guess why he was triggered by all the autism comments.

 

[TheTractor]

I really wanted to tag these exceptionnal posts with a reddit tag but there are none, maaahhhds get to work I'm sad ):

 

[Forbidden Math]

I saw the DSP one a few posts upward. I saw another one in the MovieBob thread and another somewhere else. I don't feel like looking it up. After being busy all day, I don't care anymore.

The amount of triggering people are getting here is absolutely retarded. You people talk tons of shit but can't take it.

Why are these motherfuckers always "busy"? Holy shit why is this such a common shield tactic? I'm dying laughing over here. They fucking ALWAYS say this. Inb4 10 posts in 3 hours.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Looks like a giant fuck face to me.

Calamity tipped another $100 and says thanks to the “online” casino.

Money laundering arc incoming.

Edit: Sonic hat sent to banworld after only 15 minutes. Grabs cowboy hat, forgets glasses to complete the piggy ensemble.

Uh, citation needed.

The homeless girl from bum fuck nowhere with massive amounts of credit card debt and a history of institutionalization and mental illness didn't marry Phil for financial security?

Righteo.

Anyway,

He looks to be in a great mood today. Either he got a huge kahntribution behind the scenes, or he's on SSRIs.

He probably knows his tardforce got their SSI wheelchecks today so that will make for a very happy halloween piggy

FYI, Phil explicitly said that he will leave Twitch if they start taking a 50% cut off of tips. So yes, the salt will be delicious if that happens.

Phil has said he'd leave Twitch if he ever got a dmca takedown. It's happened what, four times and lo, the pig remains. Phil's word is valuable if you assume the opposite of what he says.

Please do the needful and fuck off until you can put together a coherent sentence.

im sorry youre a dumbass

im sorry youre a dumbass

And I’m not sorry that you’re a curry-munching sisterfucker!

And I’m not sorry that you’re a curry-munching sisterfucker!

no need to be racist just because you dont know how to read, but i dont care to spend anymore time bickering with your dumbass over something totally irrelevant. enjoy the farm you lolcow

Autistic internet screeching

Autistic internet screeching

Seriously both of you, just fuck already and leave the rest of us out of it.

Mods: Can you move this to the shitting street thread or something?

can you fuck off? not my fault his dumbass wanted to attack me cause he doesnt know how to fucking read. and im done with him. so dont you fucking start

ignored you both, since you want to be inbreds, crazy how easy it is to do that. i swear man. just as bad as phil. arguing with people on the internet for no fucking reason like a sperg

can you fuck off? not my fault his dumbass wanted to attack me cause he doesnt know how to fucking read. and im done with him. so dont you fucking start

ignored you both, since you want to be inbreds, crazy how easy it is to do that. i swear man. just as bad as phil. arguing with people on the internet for no fucking reason like a sperg

Ignoring people you disagree with so you can live happily in your safe space... the DSP way.

Someone smart would spread out the launch games, phil buys every game at launch and struggles to juggle 7 games at once

Then they wouldn't be day one views they would be not day one views, see you're thinking like someone with booksmarts but piggy and the wheelchairs are street smart and that means you get them all at once, play for 30" and fuck them off into the corner after a week.

Yes its always fun to see posts like that about making a whopping twenty bucks, I'm reminded of that video where Pigroach goes on that rant in a feeble attempt to rationalize how when he says the stream is slow isn't about the gimps throwing their tardbucksat him fast enough.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I still haven't gotten to smoke weed with Jenna:<

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I wonder if Phil went crazy like Chris Chan he'd try to summon all his oily jpeg puds to defend Renton from Antifa