🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Civilizing Forces said:
If you offer jobs to ecelebs in this sphere quit where you are working, you would be doing the same thing but faster
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Most of these "e-celebs" are unworthy of hiring lazy shits. Hence why they are working so hard on grifting their audiences. Ralph and Andy alone are frightened of real work, so they live off of their parent(s) grifting mentally challenged people in their audience.

If I saw Ralph or Andy show up to my job and I heard "I'm h-h-here t-t-to w-w-work boss". I would fucking quit my job because I know that those albatrosses signal the end of the business I am in. I couldn't imagine ANY employer that got a CV from either one of these two going further than that, but IF and very remote IF they got to the interview and background check. That would be it for them. I couldn't imagine and HR department looking at these two idiots and envisioning a competent employee.
 
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Waiting for the race reveal pillstream.
 
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I’m not in the US so maybe I’m being dumb, but this still seems like a really weird time to have an ultrasound, particularly when you’ve already had one so should have accurate dates. She’s still only ~10 weeks so not even out of the first trimester and not an ideal time for a nuchal scan.


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Anne Hyroe said:
I’m not in the US so maybe I’m being dumb, but this still seems like a really weird time to have an ultrasound, particularly when you’ve already had one so should have accurate dates. She’s still only ~10 weeks so not even out of the first trimester and not an ideal time for a nuchal scan.
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You usually get the first one between 6-8 weeks. Which is weird that she already had one a while ago (a month or so ago). Normally it is just a blood test to confirm pregnancy, no ultra sound required.
 
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So by this metric, Faith is two months along. Where did the time go. I forsee a lot of congratulatory superberries on tonight's Killstream.

One thing that's been bugging me is that Ralph intends to go live it up at Road Rage Tampa in December at "The Ralph Resort," the "compound" he rented for the weekend. Letting everyone buy him drinks & dinner & having a grand ol' time. But where is Faith in all this? Sitting at the crack shack, bored out of her mind, with a Ralphababy inside her & a half-dead mother-in-law in the next room? Yeah, a party with drinking, smoking, drugs, & degeneracy abound isn't the optimal environment for a pregnant woman, but neither is a dilapidated shack with no heat, AC, or proper ventilation. She's not getting exercise, she's not eating right, she probably just sleeps all day & colors all night. Does the girl ever go sit outside for a bit & at least get some Vitamin D?

Ralph has been really harping on pumping out bonus content every weekend, which isn't bad in & of itself. I'd say it's even admirable, that he cares about his audience so much. At least, that's what I would say, if I didn't suspect he was throwing himself into his "work" to avoid the hormonal BPD teenager now off her meds because she's carrying a guntling.

I wonder if he even lets her go to DC with him.
 
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Mundane Ralph said:
He blacked out the top so nobody will know it's a California doctor and Faith just sent him this photo.
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yeah that is right he has a photograph instead of a faith reaction like last time
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If you break it down. If they were to treat it as an ACTUAL job. They make such pitiful money. 200 a night sounds great for Andy, but if you calculate in taxes (which he probably doesn't pay), health, dental and vision insurance (which he doesn't have) and life insurance along with a retirement package like a 401K that most employers offer at a discount due to it being part of group coverage and bargaining power. They make NO money really. As an individual paying for life insurance can easily be over 1000 a month. You should be saving at least 40 - 50% towards your 401k at his age if you haven't already contributed in order to have a decent retirement fund.

Let's say Andy averages 250 a night. That is 60K a year. After Taxes (15%) that is 51K then health insurance averaged at 1000 a month it is down to 39K and then dental at 100 a month it is down to 37.8K and then vision 100 a month it is down to 36.6K and life insurance which can be very costly at 200 a month is down to 34.2K. Now what about retirement? You have remaining 34.2K and if you contribute the lowest he should 40%. It leaves annually to live on 20.5K a year. 1700 to live on a month. That doesn't take in Rent, Utilites, Groceries, Car insurance or Car payments, gas and other things.

Warski just should get a real job that won't end with one bad stream or faux pas. It just takes one bad night and that's it for his "career". Warski is still mentally a child and doesn't understand what it is to be an adult because his parents never taught him. He just relies on others to bail him out when he fucks up. Once his parents die. This kid is gonna be in a world of hurt when reality comes crashing down and he is literally shaking a cup at passerbys. Same goes for Ralph. Once his mom kicks the bucket. What is he gonna do in order to live?
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well as long as neither of them make really big life decisions like i dont know, having a baby and paying child support to a runaway bride of gunt, or moving to a new country to set up a cult compound, as long as neither of them make drastic life altering decisions like that, and as long as neither of them are dying from a myriad of diseases affecting their body so bad we can see the results lurch daily towards total shut down, or any risk of oding on heavy drugs, then they should be able to subsist without any of that for a good number of years lol
 
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Lore Master said:
You usually get the first one between 6-8 weeks. Which is weird that she already had one a while ago (a month or so ago). Normally it is just a blood test to confirm pregnancy, no ultra sound required.
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They've probably detected signs of extreme deformities and are checking again to see if it's going to be a tard baby with an enormous gunt and born alcoholic.
 
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AnOminous said:
They've probably detected signs of extreme deformities and are checking again to see if it's going to be a tard baby with an enormous gunt and born alcoholic.
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imagine not aborting your miserable tard baby to own the alawgs, bringing a life in this world just to make it suffer to win an internet slap fight with a bunch of autists.
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There goes the "Faith Got Away Narrative."
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i think it more strengthens it since faith is nowhere to be seen and ralph has been crying recently
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
So by this metric, Faith is two months along. Where did the time go. I forsee a lot of congratulatory superberries on tonight's Killstream.

One thing that's been bugging me is that Ralph intends to go live it up at Road Rage Tampa in December at "The Ralph Resort," the "compound" he rented for the weekend. Letting everyone buy him drinks & dinner & having a grand ol' time. But where is Faith in all this? Sitting at the crack shack, bored out of her mind, with a Ralphababy inside her & a half-dead mother-in-law in the next room? Yeah, a party with drinking, smoking, drugs, & degeneracy abound isn't the optimal environment for a pregnant woman, but neither is a dilapidated shack with no heat, AC, or proper ventilation. She's not getting exercise, she's not eating right, she probably just sleeps all day & colors all night. Does the girl ever go sit outside for a bit & at least get some Vitamin D?

Ralph has been really harping on pumping out bonus content every weekend, which isn't bad in & of itself. I'd say it's even admirable, that he cares about his audience so much. At least, that's what I would say, if I didn't suspect he was throwing himself into his "work" to avoid the hormonal BPD teenager now off her meds because she's carrying a guntling.

I wonder if he even lets her go to DC with him.
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She will be in California with her parents or grandmother
 
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