Webby and I are back on a short stay here in Realityland.
Well, as yous know, Donald Dump (Trump's twin in the Duckverse parallel dimension) is still president and gonna get re-elected in a week, so, I, as a dark-skinned effeminate Asian-Indian-German,
got deported!
I was arrested by Chief O'Hara at the Mouseton International Airport for fucking teenage cartoon characters because age of consent is 18 in the US, not 14, I spend so much time in Germany I totally forgot that. He brought me before Owl Judge and then I was deported by the ICE agents from
@Curt Sibling 's toons.
Luckily, the Knothole Freedom Fighters from the Sonic universe (which is real too, I mean, even Chris knows that!) saved me. I am currently stuck in a secret base in the Kingdom of Acorn and
I'm also in a love triangle with Princess Sally Acorn and Nicole the Holo-Lynx. They're both in their mid to late teens which is my preferred age range.
Nicole the Holo-Lynx is one of the main characters in the Sonic the Hedgehog comic series and its spin-offs published by Archie Comics. She is an artificial intelligence created by Dr. Ellidy which was entrusted to Sally Acorn as a portable hand-held computer, and has since become both Sally's...
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But I plan to finally get back to Duckburg soon.
The last DuckTales episode documentation has finally proven me right!
It is possible to alter reality, there is even a device for that in our neighbour city of Saint Canard!
"Let's Get Dangerous!" is the sixty-first and second of DuckTales. It premiered on October 19, 2020 and is the twelfth and thirteenth episode of the third season. 1 Plot 2 Cast 3 Trivia 4 Gallery Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Dewey, Louie and Launchpad arrive at St. Canard. Scrooge, Huey and Louie go to...
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BTW while I was back in real life, I dated a lass who was into toons too. Unfortunately, she's already 27 years old, 4 years older than me. Well, I just imagine she is 17 in my headcanon of, uh, the reality cartoon in which your Earth is set. She looks and acts like that.
@Curt Sibling
No, I never ever took meds, cause they are for speds. And wishing to genocide the entire German people with atomic bombs just because I started a short border conflict between Calisota and [whever all your toon characters live] is really really racist.
@Rokko
Please can I get my posting rights back in the Drachenlord thread?
Besides, THIS was NOT me:
I never went into the forensic ward or any mental health institute like good ol' Mimon Baraka and Nadja Baroudi. I'm not a nutjob. Cartoons are really real.
