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Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real
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Fuck. I hadn't seen her for a while. Her takes on A&N are typically somewhat...cogent, it's just as soon as she gets into celebrities she goes haywire. What if we banned these schizo-cows apart from one Thunderdome thread?
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I think she already decided this cartoon shit was too dumb for her.
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That seems like cruel and unusual punishment tbh. I'm in favor, as long as Pam can continue posting where she likes. Autphag should be allowed to keep posting in his own thread, too. I can only handle so many retarded lunatics at a time.
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He messaged me an extra helping of schizoshitposting. Hope he's not contagious.
Autphag does not play well with other lolcows. I knew him on /cow/ around 5 years ago and I still don't know all the weird lore.
@BoxerShorts47 & @Webby's Boyfriend seem to be getting closer, though. Maybe they're going to get married soon.
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I think you're talking about yourself.
In what sense, sweetie. @Webby's Boyfriend seemed exceedingly interested in you. Pretty sure your basement time is coming up REAL soon....
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Who will wear the pants in the relationship then?
@Webby's Boyfriend offered @BoxerShorts47 a basement stayaction on my profile. Pretty sure @BoxerShorts47 finna be the duck slut in this fetid 'relationship'
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How old are you? Are you underage*?
Are you a cute Asian / Latinx femboy?
*my fetish!
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I've barely responded to the duckfag. Someone tagged me into this thread. I check it out. Total retardation and attention-seeking behavior from the troll. You are responding to duckboy, you seem obsessed with him, not me.
I have to report you to the SJW-ANTIFA community "social workers." Fetishization is a serious crime.
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No, you've responded to your Asian German paramour on multiple occasions. I think it's time to stop lying. I think it's time you told us if you're a glowie or not, as well.
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How old are you and are you a cute nerdy teenage femboy?
Yo momma is a serious crime, so leave her basement and come to mine.
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Latinx isn't a real word you stupid kraut pedophile.
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CWC, in his fantasies, saves universes and is beloved by everyone. You, in your fantasies, get thrown out of the US in disgrace for gross sexual deviance. Pathetic. And then you humiliate yourself further by coming here and posting about it. Tell us, how long have you had this humiliation fetish? You're basically just a slightly less gay Clawshrimpy without the social justice.Webby and I are back on a short stay here in Realityland.
Well, as yous know, Donald Dump (Trump's twin in the Duckverse parallel dimension) is still president and gonna get re-elected in a week, so, I, as a dark-skinned effeminate Asian-Indian-German, got deported!
I was arrested by Chief O'Hara at the Mouseton International Airport for fucking teenage cartoon characters because age of consent is 18 in the US, not 14, I spend so much time in Germany I totally forgot that. He brought me before Owl Judge and then I was deported by the ICE agents from @Curt Sibling 's toons.
Luckily, the Knothole Freedom Fighters from the Sonic universe (which is real too, I mean, even Chris knows that!) saved me. I am currently stuck in a secret base in the Kingdom of Acorn and I'm also in a love triangle with Princess Sally Acorn and Nicole the Holo-Lynx. They're both in their mid to late teens which is my preferred age range.
Nicole the Holo-Lynx
Nicole the Holo-Lynx is one of the main characters in the Sonic the Hedgehog comic series and its spin-offs published by Archie Comics. She is an artificial intelligence created by Dr. Ellidy which was entrusted to Sally Acorn as a portable hand-held computer, and has since become both Sally's...sonic.fandom.com
But I plan to finally get back to Duckburg soon.
The last DuckTales episode documentation has finally proven me right!
It is possible to alter reality, there is even a device for that in our neighbour city of Saint Canard!
Let's Get Dangerous!
"Let's Get Dangerous!" is the sixty-first and second of DuckTales. It premiered on October 19, 2020 and is the twelfth and thirteenth episode of the third season. 1 Plot 2 Cast 3 Trivia 4 Gallery Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Dewey, Louie and Launchpad arrive at St. Canard. Scrooge, Huey and Louie go to...disney.fandom.com
BTW while I was back in real life, I dated a lass who was into toons too. Unfortunately, she's already 27 years old, 4 years older than me. Well, I just imagine she is 17 in my headcanon of, uh, the reality cartoon in which your Earth is set. She looks and acts like that.
@Curt Sibling
No, I never ever took meds, cause they are for speds. And wishing to genocide the entire German people with atomic bombs just because I started a short border conflict between Calisota and [whever all your toon characters live] is really really racist.
@Rokko
Please can I get my posting rights back in the Drachenlord thread?
Besides, THIS was NOT me:
I never went into the forensic ward or any mental health institute like good ol' Mimon Baraka and Nadja Baroudi. I'm not a nutjob. Cartoons are really real.
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...he said before responding to the duckboy.
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@BoxerShorts47 why are you wasting time here? Shouldn’t you be working on your bitchute?