Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Karl der Grosse]

And I can see what's going to happen 3 months in advance in my personal life and in the world

Stop lying, you were convinced months ago that America was on the verge of imminent collapse from a disease not much worse than a bad flu year. Didn't happen, did it? You were convinced your lawsuit against Wise County was going to be a roaring success. Didn't see that dismissal coming, did you?

I could go on, but why bother? You're not a prophet, you're not a seer, you don't have 'secret' knowledge or a direct connection to your god. You're just an angry hausfrau with religious delusions and a burning and urgent need to embiggen yourself online to make up for your utter insignificance in the real world. No one in the world respects you or values you in any way, except for your children. And they don't have much of a choice, do they?

 

[LoverofPi]

I am a Scholar and I'm about to show you your error.

Firstly, don't try to come at me like I don't know that the Catholic Bible has other books.

Secondly, the writing called "Romans" was confirmed as "Scripture" in 325 AD by the Council of Nicea. That was a group of Catholics. The Protestant Reformation didn't start until many years later.

If you accept all the books of "The Holy Bible" you are accepting a Catholic doctrine. Even if you claim to be Protestant. The Protestants inherited their lies - er, Bible - from the Catholics.

By the same logic, the gospels are Catholic as well, given that they were confirmed as scripture in the same council, and are,-I reiterate- not included in the Jewish canon.

The Torah does not change. Elohim is the same yesterday, today and forever.

It's pretty easy to never change when you don't exist, yes.

Define "Jew".

While you're working out definitions, define "Hebrew" and "Israelite".

You're not Hebrew, nor are you literally or metaphorically an Israelite. You're a Christian cultist pretending to be a Jew. You believe in the messianic nature of Yeshua called Jesus called Christ, you believe the gospels, You're a silly mishmash of Baptist, Calvinist, Mormon, and hedge cultist, mostly so you can believe in a god that allows you to do whatever you want and hate whoever you want and make it "righteous" to do so.

It's Prophetess for a female.

I never once claimed to be a Prophetess. I always maintained that I am a Scholar.

I do get visions. I've seen the coming of The Messiah, what it's going to look like. I've seen other visions too.

And I can see what's going to happen 3 months in advance in my personal life and in the world

Oh, do tell, Melinda. Give us all the gritty details. Maybe you and Brad Watson can compare notes, have a vision contest.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

By the same logic, the gospels are Catholic as well, given that they were confirmed as scripture in the same council, and are,-I reiterate- not included in the Jewish canon

No, that's incorrect.

The Gospels were found at Qumran, whereas, Paul's writings were not. Qumran was a Jewish community.

Stop lying, you were convinced months ago that America was on the verge of imminent collapse from a disease not much worse than a bad flu year. Didn't happen, did it?

Are you serious?

It's happening right now

You were convinced your lawsuit against Wise County was going to be a roaring success. Didn't see that dismissal coming, did you?

Firstly, the case wasn't dismissed. It's still active

Secondly, I never said I was going to get a judgment in my favor

Thirdly, my Motion to Recuse the Judge and to join in Defendants is on its way to the courthouse, show ain't over yet.

Fourthly, the only thing the Judge did was dismiss one Defendant: Wise Co. DSS

leave to do real life shit for a couple of days, and come back to find that Niglinda is dedicating songs to @Deadpool like this is late night radio in the eighties, or couples skate at the local roller rink.

You didn't read the lyrics to the song apparently.

Yes, I'll pray for you @Deadpool

I'll Pray for You by Jaron L.

I haven't been to church
Since I don't remember when
Things were going great 'til they fell apart again
So I listened to the preacher as he told me what to do
He said you can't go hatin' others
Who have done wrong to you
Sometimes we get angry, but we must not condemn
Let the good Lord do his job, you just pray for them
I pray your brakes go out runnin' down a hill
I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you're flyin' high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true

Just know wherever you are, honey, I pray for you

I'm really glad I found my way to church
'Cause I'm already feelin' better
And I thank G-d for the words

Yeah, I'm gonna take the high road
And do what the preacher told me to do

You keep messin' up, and I'll keep prayin' for you
I pray your tire blows out at 110
I pray you pass out drunk with your best friend
And wake up with his and her tattoos
I pray your brakes go out runnin' down a hill
I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you're flyin' high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true

Just know wherever you are, near or far
In your house or in your car
Wherever you are, honey, I pray for you
I pray for you

Why do you file lawsuits you know are going to fail then? Why don't you just change your filing until your precognition tells you that you will succeed? Why aren't you literally the richest woman on earth?

Women who breastfeed and omeschool and who don't have abortions and don't take birth control don't get rich.

I've never seen a wealthy woman who homeschooled, breastfed, and had children in her 20s (instead of abortions and birth control), unless it was her husband's money that made her wealthy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thHI_NbnC9E

I had car problems today and I needed to figure out how to remove my cylinder head. Best video on youtube was one of Marshall teaching how to do this. Thanks Marshall! @Marshall Castersen

You saw that one huh?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Eeenie Meeenie Chili Beanie
Now The Spirits Will Speak

 

[Toasty]

You didn't read the lyrics to the song apparently.

Nope, couldn't be arsed. It's lame basic bitch white girl pop.
You're the one overthinking song lyrics and sending them to a guy. How middle school romantic.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

No, that's incorrect.

The Gospels were found at Qumran, whereas, Paul's writings were not. Qumran was a Jewish community.

It's actually still disputed is Qumran was truly a Jewish community, while Israel claims it has unique Jewish heritage over the land, it's geographically Palestinian and has been associated with Muslim culture to some extent.

Women who breastfeed and omeschool and who don't have abortions and don't take birth control don't get rich.

I've never seen a wealthy woman who homeschooled, breastfed, and had children in her 20s (instead of abortions and birth control), unless it was her husband's money that made her wealthy.

There are, it's just that they're also significantly more conscious about whether or not they can be able to provide for another child, unlike you. It's an inevitability that a breastfeeding, honeschooling mother does have some wealth, but they most definitely aren't involved in abusive relationships with no form on income and too many mouths to feed like you. You don't even have to take birth control, literally just use protection, and if you're that desperate to do it raw just have the guy pull out.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

It's interesting that she quotes the lyrics of a song all about praying for bad things to happen to people. She's even bolded the lines wishing specific methods of harm and death on someone. What a beautiful demonstration of what Melinda's really all about. She's spent most of her life wishing ill on others. Now I guess she's got a theme song about it.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Nope, couldn't be arsed. It's lame basic bitch white girl pop.
You're the one overthinking song lyrics and sending them to a guy. How middle school romantic.

Sending someone a song with spiteful lyrics isn't romance.

What are you?

There are, it's just that they're also significantly more conscious about whether or not they can be able to provide for another child, unlike you. It's an inevitability that a breastfeeding, honeschooling mother does have some wealth, but they most definitely aren't involved in abusive relationships with no form on income and too many mouths to feed like you. You don't even have to take birth control, literally just use protection, and if you're that desperate to do it raw just have the guy pull out.

Show me your specimen. Otherwise, it's theoretical

 

[Toasty]

Sending someone a song with spiteful lyrics isn't romance.

What are you?

Sending someone a song that drives home how hurt you feel may be romantic to some teen girls with crushes, incels, and you.

What am I? Many things you will never be. Among them: attractive, intelligent, reproductively responsible, not dependant on man nor children for value, self sufficient, proud of my racial heritage and my connections to my family, living within a matriarchal structure as opposed to just having little "elements". Able to get under your skin with innuendos. I could do this all day, but I have things to do today. Involving a dead bird and roots from the earth. TTYL, I'll tell @Deadpool to pay attention to you later

 

[LoverofPi]

No, that's incorrect.

The Gospels were found at Qumran, whereas, Paul's writings were not. Qumran was a Jewish community.

Romans was a series of letters written to an audience outside of Palestine. Naturally it would not be found there.

Ad for "found at Qumran" citation quite needed, since none of the documents found at Qumran have anything to do with Yeshy the Meshy or his dirty dozen.

 

[Baby Yoda]

@TamarYaelBatYah Yes, the video was very helpful. Ty.

 

[Viridian]

No, that's incorrect.

The Gospels were found at Qumran, whereas, Paul's writings were not. Qumran was a Jewish community.

You're spewing even dumber shit than usual, Cousinfucker. Absolutely ZERO of the Gospels were found among the "Dead Sea Scrolls" found in the Qumran caves. This is just plain and simple fact, not subject to any "interpretation" or "exegesis". You're lying, you're wrong, and you're retarded.

You're also equally retarded in claiming Christian scripture (not Catholic, as the division between the Eastern and Western churches hadn't happened yet) was set at the First Council of Nicaea. That council was primarily summoned to deal with Arianism, and while it did handle a few other issues (such as the dating of Easter), no declarations as to what was and wasn't scripture came from that council. This is an old myth originating from Voltaire.

Actual religious scholar presenting actual facts and not ignorant narcissistic delusions like Smelly Melly:

 

[Heckler1]

Sending someone a song with spiteful lyrics isn't romance.

What are you?






Show me your specimen. Otherwise, it's theoretical

Stop ignoring the revelation from JewGod that was given to me. He says for you to stop arguing with people online you don't know, stop lusting after Joshua Moon, and to be a decent mother to your kids. I don't know why it is so hard for you yo obey JewGod. Unless of course you aren't really a True and Honest believer.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I am a Scholar and I'm about to show you your error.

You are a Dumb. You're actually so dumb that dumb turned into a proper noun and it means you.

 

[Spergichu]

And I can see what's going to happen 3 months in advance in my personal life and in the world

I couldn't help myself.

Spoiler: Shitty meme

 

[Toasty]

I couldn't help myself.

Spoiler: Shitty meme

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Wow, it really accentuates her simian roots

 

[Deadpool]

Sending someone a song that drives home how hurt you feel may be romantic to some teen girls with crushes, incels, and you.

What am I? Many things you will never be. Among them: attractive, intelligent, reproductively responsible, not dependant on man nor children for value, self sufficient, proud of my racial heritage and my connections to my family, living within a matriarchal structure as opposed to just having little "elements". Able to get under your skin with innuendos. I could do this all day, but I have things to do today. Involving a dead bird and roots from the earth. TTYL, I'll tell @Deadpool to pay attention to you later

You know @TamarYaelBatYah listens to love songs weeping on a picture of Deadpool she printed out. More than likely she has been teaching her kids to call me "Daddypool." She has also probably worn out multiple copies of Deadpool 1&2 because she uses them as porn.

 

[Heckler1]

You know @TamarYaelBatYah listens to love songs weeping on a picture of Deadpool she printed out. More than likely she has been teaching her kids to call me "Daddypool." She has also probably worn out multiple copies of Deadpool 1&2 because she uses them as porn.

But that would make her an adulteress! Her first love is to Glorious Leader. Cock in general is a close second.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

You're spewing even dumber shit than usual, Cousinfucker. Absolutely ZERO of the Gospels were found among the "Dead Sea Scrolls" found in the Qumran caves. This is just plain and simple fact, not subject to any "interpretation" or "exegesis". You're lying, you're wrong, and you're retarded.

You're also equally retarded in claiming Christian scripture (not Catholic, as the division between the Eastern and Western churches hadn't happened yet) was set at the First Council of Nicaea. That council was primarily summoned to deal with Arianism, and while it did handle a few other issues (such as the dating of Easter), no declarations as to what was and wasn't scripture came from that council. This is an old myth originating from Voltaire.

Actual religious scholar presenting actual facts and not ignorant narcissistic delusions like Smelly Melly:

You used a Wiki article to try to prove your point? Seriously?

Read actual articles. You're wrong

https://www.jstor.org/stable/24606950?seq=1

https://blogs.timesofisrael.com/jesus-discovered-in-dead-sea-scrolls/

https://www.persee.fr/doc/rhpr_0035-2403_2000_num_80_1_5590

Now I turn to your claim that the Council of Nicea in 325 AD didn't set the Catholic Canon. Firstly, I'm not watching a YouTube video as "scholastic". Youtube was started as a dating site, now is a ranting site, it's not a scholastic platform. It's a self broadcasting site for pseudo-proffesors and people who don't want to pay for a real education.

Overall, it's a BaMaH. It is the only way to access some music, comedy, and video clips. I tolerate it for that, since Napster was shut down.

YouTube censors a lot of people. I don't use it.

There's plenty of scholars who have written in history books that the Council of Nicea influenced the Canon in 325 AD

 

[Toasty]

you had me at "daddy pool" I'll think about that name the next time I'm in the