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My friends I come to you with some amazing bullshit. Behold: Shifting
That's right folks, teens on TikTok are bringing back mid-2010s maladaptive daydreaming for fun and profit!
Do you want to escape your boring life and live at Hogwarts instead? Well now you can!
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It makes me feel bad for these kids that this is their intro to lucid dreaming.
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This person thinks "Mercury retrograde" means it's rotating the opposite way.
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I'm sure he has an interesting life.
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Best choice for your mental health, really.
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This is cult behavior.
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Can't go to Hogwarts, I have school in the morning.
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What about the Shi'a method?
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Every teenager wants to escape. You aren't special.
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Of course.
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Gross
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Makes perfect sense.
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What really gets me about shit like this and tulpamancy is that it actually is possible. Not in the "You are actually changing realities" sense, but in the sense that you can use a hypnogogic state to induce lucid dreams, etc.
Thing is, there's a reason why this has historically been something that was taught by priest/shamans/whatever and not something meant to be done alone. It can genuinely cause people to lose touch with reality, especially teenagers.
I've even seen it happen firsthand. The effect was like someone who got their brain baked by a bad trip, but over a much longer period of time. Poor kid.
Further reading:
So the dimensional merge. Chris Chan might be a prophet at this rate
 
My friends I come to you with some amazing bullshit. Behold: Shifting
That's right folks, teens on TikTok are bringing back mid-2010s maladaptive daydreaming for fun and profit!
Do you want to escape your boring life and live at Hogwarts instead? Well now you can!
Informative Video
Compilation Video
An Intro
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Collection of posts
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It makes me feel bad for these kids that this is their intro to lucid dreaming.
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This person thinks "Mercury retrograde" means it's rotating the opposite way.
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I'm sure he has an interesting life.
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Best choice for your mental health, really.
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This is cult behavior.
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Can't go to Hogwarts, I have school in the morning.
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What about the Shi'a method?
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Every teenager wants to escape. You aren't special.
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Of course.
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Gross
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Makes perfect sense.
Bonus
What really gets me about shit like this and tulpamancy is that it actually is possible. Not in the "You are actually changing realities" sense, but in the sense that you can use a hypnogogic state to induce lucid dreams, etc.
Thing is, there's a reason why this has historically been something that was taught by priest/shamans/whatever and not something meant to be done alone. It can genuinely cause people to lose touch with reality, especially teenagers.
I've even seen it happen firsthand. The effect was like someone who got their brain baked by a bad trip, but over a much longer period of time. Poor kid.
Further reading:
There is a big difference between this escapism and the initiations many religious/spiritual traditions have. What these teens
hopefully do is just running away and refusing to interact with reality. On the other hand, every spiritual tradition I've read about is about achieving a superhuman/nonhuman interaction with reality. Things like yoga and meditation If done correctly for the correct purpose are hard work. I doubt any of these "shifters" can focus their mind on their breathing and nothing but their breathing for longer than a second. Monks do that shit for hours.
 
I doubt any of these "shifters" can focus their mind on their breathing and nothing but their breathing for longer than a second. Monks do that shit for hours.
They aren't focusing on their breathing or emptying their mind. They're hijacking the parts that help you dream and imagine and creating an elevated daydream.
 
There is a big difference between this escapism and the initiations many religious/spiritual traditions have. What these teens
hopefully do is just running away and refusing to interact with reality. On the other hand, every spiritual tradition I've read about is about achieving a superhuman/nonhuman interaction with reality. Things like yoga and meditation If done correctly for the correct purpose are hard work. I doubt any of these "shifters" can focus their mind on their breathing and nothing but their breathing for longer than a second. Monks do that shit for hours.
Plus someone such as a monk or shaman does it to achieve genuinely vivid dreams that help them understand the world (at least in their mind).
These "kids" (some are in their late 20s) do it because their life is so dull and the idea of coming to terms with being normal is so bad that it's easier to play pretend that you're at Hogwarts or in an anime. It's not even using their imagination, it's just vomiting back out what they consumer for 16 hours a day.
 
The witch you think you are:
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The witches you actually be:
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Plus someone such as a monk or shaman does it to achieve genuinely vivid dreams that help them understand the world (at least in their mind).
In their mind but also in their community. If you have the knowledge and experience and teachings to "think long and hard" about something, and to spend the time basically meditating on and playing through various scenarios, that can be a great help to a people who don't have all that information at their fingertips.
Imagine it kind of like The Giver where knowledge is transferred down but concentrated in that person. That's kind of how this stuff has been used in the past. The druid or priest or whatever would be given a problem to solve, and then the time necessary to put together all their personal experience and teachings to come up with possible solutions based on all the information they had. Your town druid was supposed to be the knowledge-keeper so you could focus on keeping your family fed and fighting off invaders.
Compare this, again, to these "witches" who have to make sigils to encourage themselves to take a damn shower.
 
i hate how they claim to talk to the gods but the gods always talk in the oh so quirky way the do XD lol.if i was a god and i talked to them i would smite them for being total faggots
I don't know about you all but if I was a god I would definitely spend all my time doing favors for depressed quirky teenagers in exchange for their shitty half-assed offerings.
 
hail the frog god kek,praise be on his name,i pray to kek to curse the people of witchtok,and their suporters,kek bring chaos to them, praise be to you


Rumor has it that wiccans are going to use the blue moon on Halloween to hex trump and his voters.I’m callling all occultist and believers in kek to preform a curse on the wiccans ,and witches of tiktok or pray for kek to on them,cures the witches who tried to hex trump before,hex antifa,and all other worshipers of moloch.

Oct 31 when the moon is out I’m asking for all of you to help us.go all out make sure they will not be able to stop or protect them selves.they have tried cursing and hexing people but they have done nothing.we have the real power,they will never know what hit them


do a ritual curse or if you dont know how to or cant make a prayer to lord kek.or help us spread the word anything helps.
PRAISE KEK
 
hail the frog god kek,praise be on his name,i pray to kek to curse the people of witchtok,and their suporters,kek bring chaos to them, praise be to you


Rumor has it that wiccans are going to use the blue moon on Halloween to hex trump and his voters.I’m callling all occultist and believers in kek to preform a curse on the wiccans ,and witches of tiktok or pray for kek to on them,cures the witches who tried to hex trump before,hex antifa,and all other worshipers of moloch.

Oct 31 when the moon is out I’m asking for all of you to help us.go all out make sure they will not be able to stop or protect them selves.they have tried cursing and hexing people but they have done nothing.we have the real power,they will never know what hit them


do a ritual curse or if you dont know how to or cant make a prayer to lord kek.or help us spread the word anything helps.
PRAISE KEK
bro...
 
hail the frog god kek,praise be on his name,i pray to kek to curse the people of witchtok,and their suporters,kek bring chaos to them, praise be to you


Rumor has it that wiccans are going to use the blue moon on Halloween to hex trump and his voters.I’m callling all occultist and believers in kek to preform a curse on the wiccans ,and witches of tiktok or pray for kek to on them,cures the witches who tried to hex trump before,hex antifa,and all other worshipers of moloch.

Oct 31 when the moon is out I’m asking for all of you to help us.go all out make sure they will not be able to stop or protect them selves.they have tried cursing and hexing people but they have done nothing.we have the real power,they will never know what hit them


do a ritual curse or if you dont know how to or cant make a prayer to lord kek.or help us spread the word anything helps.
PRAISE KEK
I’ll put a word in, but no promises.
 
Will post more of the personal lolcow tarot reader when enough content has been farmed. "Temporarily without work" is providing a good stream of bizarre witchy posts though, don't worry.

In the mean time

I don't do tarot readings often but I think I can make an exception here.

Okay let's see here...

Yes... yes....

The cards seem to be saying...

You are quite gluttonous and nobody wishes to fornicate with you.

How unfortunate. 🧙‍♂️
 
hail the frog god kek,praise be on his name,i pray to kek to curse the people of witchtok,and their suporters,kek bring chaos to them, praise be to you


Rumor has it that wiccans are going to use the blue moon on Halloween to hex trump and his voters.I’m callling all occultist and believers in kek to preform a curse on the wiccans ,and witches of tiktok or pray for kek to on them,cures the witches who tried to hex trump before,hex antifa,and all other worshipers of moloch.

Oct 31 when the moon is out I’m asking for all of you to help us.go all out make sure they will not be able to stop or protect them selves.they have tried cursing and hexing people but they have done nothing.we have the real power,they will never know what hit them


do a ritual curse or if you dont know how to or cant make a prayer to lord kek.or help us spread the word anything helps.
PRAISE KEK
It's too late, the curse is already in place:
 
Sounds like these idiots never daydreamed in their lives and are just now trying to use their ImAgiNaTioN. It shouldn't take that much goddamn work to play pretend at Hogwarts holy shit.

Reading about this kind of thing is really bizarre for me, even more so that a bunch of Tumblr witches are trying to "transcend realities" or some shit.

One thing that I've done pretty consistently since I was in grade school is listen to music and then imagine up a story to accompany it, also kind of acting it out in-character in the process - even how they're feeling at the time. And usually, the whole story would be over the course of several songs that I'd save to a playlist.
I never included myself as any characters so I think that's a difference?
It's something that I always thought was unique to myself since I have a pretty active imagination so I was surprised to know other people did stuff like that.
Is it maladaptive daydreaming? Hell if I know. I've managed to live more or less a normal life so far.
I do still do it on occasion, but nowadays I'm writing or drawing out stories and characters much more than just acting them out and following the story in my head.
It's less a way of transitioning realities or some new-age crap for me, it's more a storytelling tool.

Honestly, it just sounds like these people just need to find a good D&D group or at the very least an RP text forum.
 
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