🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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High Tea said:
I almost wonder if that's part of why Gaytor is there. He seems to keep up with that kind of stuff and can talk the gamer, Zoe Quinn stuff. That's what's always been so funny about the Mark Collett appearances. Mark spends about half the time talking games, and Ralph and Andy seem to not know a lot about it. Maybe it's because Ralph was a thing in Gamergate so people assume he must be a huge Gamer, when he probably was more in it for the gossip.
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If you've ever tried playing video games while drunk it doesn't work very well, Ralph is incapable of playing video games because of his alcoholism.
 
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Wonder why he doesn't have Pey model the stuff. Isn't that sort of the point of the alliance? And why give the appearance you are thirsting over other girls while you have a pregnant gf you were just bragging about yesterday? If you just plugged it without the emoji, people would still get the picture.

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pregnant gf you were just bragging about yesterday? If
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That reminds me he never married faith like he said he would, he's already backed out of one obligation and promise to faith lol, tell us more how having a nogger non family that's still below replacement anyway with a girl you don't even value enough to marry before or after knocking her up on purpse makes ya a winner ralphy

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MeltyTW said:
That reminds me he never married faith like he said he would, he's already backed out of one obligation and promise to faith lol, tell us more how having a nogger non family that's still below replacement anyway with a girl you don't even value enough to marry before or after knocking her up on purpse makes ya a winner ralphy


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She knew what this was when she got into it.

It's just ammunition anyway. Faith doesn't seem like the type of person to sit down and go, "That hurts my feelings but I don't think you meant anything by it".

Faith is the type to set up a minefield and then piss Ralph off so he can drunkenly stumble through getting blown up by every retarded thing he's ever done.
 
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High Tea said:
Wonder why he doesn't have Pey model the stuff. Isn't that sort of the point of the alliance? And why give the appearance you are thirsting over other girls while you have a pregnant gf you were just bragging about yesterday? If you just plugged it without the emoji, people would still get the picture.

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You dont get it, she reviews hentai on onlyfans. Clearly she isnt just another thot. Smash or pass chat. Yall saying pass are straight liars.

Only thing worse the Ralph are his fans.
 
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the sheer hypocrisy of that and his "fans" talking about getting over being blocked by fuentes because a girl said it then in another whinging about someone possibly ade reporting his seethe article, what massive pussies that you cant even point this out without the based groypers thinking theyre manly for blocking you,
 
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the sheer hypocrisy of that and his "fans" talking about getting over being blocked by fuentes because a girl said it then in another whinging about someone possibly ade reporting his seethe article, what massive pussies that you cant even point this out without the based groypers thinking theyre manly for blocking you,
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Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis said:
Cmon Ralph imagine the kino if you had PPP on just to laugh at Tea Clips.
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When i was a boy i heard the story of the holy oldfag and how it could only be understod by someone who was of pure nectar.
Indeed we have a history of nectar on this board.
But we have fallen on hard times. Our discord is in tatters and our content river dry.
But its not boredom or weakness that is our problem. Its indifference.
IS ANYONE LISTENING?!!
THATS PROBLEM NOWDAYS ISN`T IT? NOONE CARES! NO WONDER WE FACE EXCTINCTION!

But i care! I have the willingnes to do whats right!
I want to say with a heavy heart. Gator i was wrong your right and you called it months ago. So thats why beg of you master gator. cast aside the chains of conflict become free! Join our holy crusade against the evils of grifting. Tell Ralph that we can togheter march against the horde of simps.
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Alright fuck this, i am willing to provide someone my address to shoot me (this is a joke) but i am listening to Ralph and i swear i have heard children ask better questions

Edit: Okay Ralph is asking for investment advice quite a bit now and where he should put his money. i mean he sounds really desperate. hmm interesting
 
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Haru Okumura said:
I just can't imagine the Retort making it through the election unaborted. Even if Ethan manages to keep his composure (unlikely, especially with his repeated statements that he'll be drinking throughout the stream), a Democratic victory in either the Presidency or Congress will cause infinite fedposting in his chat that will end up getting him deplatformed anyway; his new chat rules are evidence that Dlive is already sick of that sort of thing even without a massive flashpoint.

I do hope he somehow manages to limp along to Tampa and then does IRL, since it will be a disaster, but I'm not sure what form that would even take at that point.
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Even if the Retort does get aborted, he probably will still go to Tampa all pissed and shit. Would certainly be an interesting sight.
 
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