What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

[e-gf]

Ranch dressing.

 

[User 67204]

Soylent, and yes it's real.

 

[Brahma]

Soylent, and yes it's real.
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The memes write themselves

 

[Retarded Forever]

Burger King can be very autistic. Seriously just look at the mascot for that place.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

LEGO candy is pretty autistic View attachment 1677333

Tards already eat Legos. Who thought this was a good idea?!

Anyone who makes special requests at a fast food place is autistic as fuck. I used to do this when I was a kid until my dad slapped me and called me a faggot.

 

[Bell Peppers and Beef]

If I wager a guess, it'll be the Impossible/Beyond burger.

Claims to make meat obsolete by 2035, but it doesn't help that it's pricey, and it tastes like ass. Never again.
Also, this.

 

[AnOminous]

If I wager a guess, it'll be the Impossible/Beyond burger.
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Claims to make meat obsolete by 2035, but it doesn't help that it's pricey, and it tastes like ass. Never again.
Also, this.
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Anything with Shrek on it.

 

[TurkishOreo]

Is my name the most autistic food?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I officially hate this twat for spending over fifty dollars on gourmet ingredients to unironically dunk on McDonalds most simple item.

Everyone who had cooked for themselves know the homemade version, identical or not, is gonna be better.

Imagine comparing a freshly prepared snack using gourmet ingredients to one you intentionally left in the bag to get cold and floppy.

 

[A Grey Cat]

If I wager a guess, it'll be the Impossible/Beyond burger.
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Claims to make meat obsolete by 2035, but it doesn't help that it's pricey, and it tastes like ass. Never again.
Also, this.
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Ogre green creamy filling...

 

[Hairless Troll]

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I think Twinkies are gross in general. Way too sugary and just reminds me of that video of that fatass guy with acne.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Did someone already put chicken tendies? Because as far as "autistic food" goes, that appears to be the most universally palatable to autists for some reason.

 

[Michellandin']

Just White Rice

This thread is for autistic food, not Asian cuisine.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Coke Zero and hash browns.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

purple ketchup

 

[Chewy Suarez]

Maybe Dannon Danimals Double Crush Cups because you can crush them.
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Spoiler

Did anyone ever actually win those playground renovations or whatever the Crush Cups advertised? I feel like someone would’ve said something now considering the kids who were in the right age to win that contest for their school would be able to sign up for social media now.

 

[Crunchy Bone Sandwich]

muy delicioso

 

[verygayFrogs]

muy delicioso

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That looks like a child's dream

 

[Loona]

 

[Linako 2.0]

muy delicioso

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That looks like a child's dream

I just realzied that I'm an adult, I have somewhat disposable income, and technically I could do this as a special occasion if I wanted to.
But should I?