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Oh no! Kev-Kev made an oopsie!!:
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https://tw.tinf.io/TransSalamander/status/1321891938455355392 (Archive)

This is a testament of how retarded Kev-Kev is. Despite having almost no other interests outside of consoomer trash and tranny shit, he still manages to a screw-up and offends Twitter rancid troon colony.
"I don't have the spoons" man shut the fuck up.

I know the spoons analogy is/was an actual thing for people who have legit chronic illnesses but it's been co-opted by snowflakes on the internet as a way to say "I don't want to deal with it and you can't get mad at me because I'm 'sick' uwu" and now whenever someone brings it up my eyes roll out of their sockets.
 
"I don't have the spoons" man shut the fuck up.

I know the spoons analogy is/was an actual thing for people who have legit chronic illnesses but it's been co-opted by snowflakes on the internet as a way to say "I don't want to deal with it and you can't get mad at me because I'm 'sick' uwu" and now whenever someone brings it up my eyes roll out of their sockets.
idk I've read what was apparently the original spoons story and it sounded made up to me but maybe someone can verify if the random chick who wrote it actually had lupus
 
Oh no! Kev-Kev made an oopsie!!:
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https://tw.tinf.io/TransSalamander/status/1321891938455355392 (Archive)

This is a testament of how retarded Kev-Kev is. Despite having almost no other interests outside of consoomer trash and tranny shit, he still manages to a screw-up and offends Twitter rancid troon colony.
If the point Kevin is trying to make is "you can't know for sure if most trans women don't pass," conceding the point most don't is rather counterintuitive. But he's already backpedaled to arguing against "all" of them not passing rather than just "most." And it's a blatant backpedal at that, given how when most people mean "all" instead of "most," they tend to actually say "all" instead of saying this:

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I'm sorry, but this is just a stupid argument, especially when you can't risk so much as arguing about it when you're worried about offending individuals who believe "passing" is abhorrent to the idea of transgenderism. It's a ridiculous balancing act between trying to say passing doesn't matter or is subjective versus saying a majority do or don't pass. It's not that Kevin "doesn't have the spoons," he's just well aware that he cannot hope to defend his asinine point without upsetting somebody.
 
Oh no! Kev-Kev made an oopsie!!:
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https://tw.tinf.io/TransSalamander/status/1321891938455355392 (Archive)

This is a testament of how retarded Kev-Kev is. Despite having almost no other interests outside of consoomer trash and tranny shit, he still manages to a screw-up and offends Twitter rancid troon colony.
Love how he’s trying to get his point across in a academic manor but with uwu cute tranny slang
 
If the point Kevin is trying to make is "you can't know for sure if most trans women don't pass," conceding the point most don't is rather counterintuitive. But he's already backpedaled to arguing against "all" of them not passing rather than just "most." And it's a blatant backpedal at that, given how when most people mean "all" instead of "most," they tend to actually say "all" instead of saying this:

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I'm sorry, but this is just a stupid argument, especially when you can't risk so much as arguing about it when you're worried about offending individuals who believe "passing" is abhorrent to the idea of transgenderism. It's a ridiculous balancing act between trying to say passing doesn't matter or is subjective versus saying a majority do or don't pass. It's not that Kevin "doesn't have the spoons," he's just well aware that he cannot hope to defend his asinine point without upsetting somebody.
It's beyond retarded again. Splitting hairs, ideological purity struggles, progressive stack, whatever.

In a nutshell, "Fuck you bigoted drumpftard alt-right neo-nazi CHUD transphobes, ALL TRANS WOMEN PASS, and that's that! But even if they didn't, beauty standards are arbitrary cis-hetero-patriarchic concepts, so FUCK PASSING!"

How do you like them sour grapes, Kev? When did you realize you're never going to pass no matter what, except for passing away? How did that make you feel?
 
It's beyond retarded again. Splitting hairs, ideological purity struggles, progressive stack, whatever.

In a nutshell, "Fuck you bigoted drumpftard alt-right neo-nazi CHUD transphobes, ALL TRANS WOMEN PASS, and that's that! But even if they didn't, beauty standards are arbitrary cis-hetero-patriarchic concepts, so FUCK PASSING!"

How do you like them sour grapes, Kev? When did you realize you're never going to pass no matter what, except for passing away? How did that make you feel?
There’s not even any point in giving his argument any thought because there’s a simple 3 sentence answser

Transwomen do not pass because they are not woman

Transmen don’t pass because they are not men

Non-Binary’s don’t pass because there is no such thing
 
I've seen plenty of reports of MtFs being creeps in women's bathrooms, but I've never seen a single story where a woman incorrectly accuses another natal woman.

it does happen. natal women of unusual height, in particular, are susceptible to this, as are dykes of all sizes (who are perfectly at home in their female bodies and content to answer to she/her) but who don’t look quite feminine enough for the newly-panicked bathroom guardians of middle america. not a pleasant experience for anyone i am quite sure.

Troon radar might not be 100% accurate, but I'd say it is in at least 98% of the cases. Maybe women are just better at detecting it.

women are better at this form of radar because we are socialized from zero day to include threat detection in our assessment of the environment. please note this doesn’t imply either that 1) trans people are threatening or that 2) bad things will happen if dudes are in the room; it’s just the way shit is set up. watch how people talk to little girls about their behavior in public sometime if you don’t believe me.

I've read what was apparently the original spoons story and it sounded made up to me but maybe someone can verify if the random chick who wrote it actually had lupus

as far as i know she did. interestingly there is also a fork theory and a knife theory, leading to a unified theory of cutlery (this is chronic illness humor, let the truly sick get their kicks where they can). i must confess however that when people like Our Kevvie natter on about needing more spoons i also have to go on a mad dash in search of my eyeballs, which always roll so far they pop out and disappear under the couch.
 
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MUH ARM FAYT.

No, that is not part of being a true and honest wammen, that’s getting fat. The PBS spot showed us that.

At least KevKev admits he needs to work out. Maybe going to help with the animals on the ranch would help.

He needs to lose weight, not force an alpaca to dick his rot pocket.
 
He needs to lose weight, not force an alpaca to dick his rot pocket.
Can you imagine the screeching and flailing at the doctor’s visit while the doctor tries to piece together what’s left after that, though?

I mean I’m (luckily) not an expert in comparing alpaca dick to dialators, but I can fashion a guess.
 
MUH ARM FAYT.

No, that is not part of being a true and honest wammen, that’s getting fat. The PBS spot showed us that.

At least KevKev admits he needs to work out. Maybe going to help with the animals on the ranch would help.

He needs to lose weight, not force an alpaca to dick his rot pocket.

> kevin
> working

pick one
 
Can you imagine the screeching and flailing at the doctor’s visit while the doctor tries to piece together what’s left after that, though?

I mean I’m (luckily) not an expert in comparing alpaca dick to dialators, but I can fashion a guess.
If there is a god, the alpaca would go full Mr. Hands on Kevin.
 
in other news, kevin misgenders a plural system



this is interesting to me just from how unapologetic he seems about this, yet if someone misgendered him he'd be QRTing his followers to report them asap. "plural systems" are obviously big social minefields when they're larping as a different gender every reply, but you'd expect kevin, somebody who says he's plural to be a bit more sensitive to how to handle stuff like this. did he ever go into more detail about his plural personalities? i know he had a list of them pinned, but that obviously got canned for begging links.
 
in other news, kevin misgenders a plural system


this is interesting to me just from how unapologetic he seems about this, yet if someone misgendered him he'd be QRTing his followers to report them asap. "plural systems" are obviously big social minefields when they're larping as a different gender every reply, but you'd expect kevin, somebody who says he's plural to be a bit more sensitive to how to handle stuff like this. did he ever go into more detail about his plural personalities? i know he had a list of them pinned, but that obviously got canned for begging links.
Why can't I rate this insane drivel "lunacy" more than once?
There's not a single clinically sane person involved in this exchange of words.
 
Can you imagine the screeching and flailing at the doctor’s visit while the doctor tries to piece together what’s left after that, though?

I mean I’m (luckily) not an expert in comparing alpaca dick to dialators, but I can fashion a guess.
Googled “Alpca Penis” for science, found this:
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