Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 202 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 219 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 783 32.2%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 458 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 505 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 261 10.7%

  • Total voters
    2,428
Two sides of the take on fracking.
Neither is right.
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I poked through her most recent stream and there was nothing very interesting going on. However there was a segment where Anisa tries to explain why her photos on Onlyfans are so awkward, and admits to not knowing "how hard" modelling and taking photos actually is.



She typically spends about five hours on photos. "Usually by the end of the shoot I am grumpy." Yeah, it shows.
 
It's because Abos are low IQ and all alcoholic, so anything they do isn't their fault.
Damn the look in her eyes reminds me of people on hostage footage/pics
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But this guy was literally an al-Qaida hostage at the time, she's doing Only Fans with her boyfriend. I wounder if she looks at Ian with those desperate, begging eyes all the time - would explain why he prefers the company of chicken
"Idubbbz is treating me good. I am under no threat from the great Idubbbz person. Islam means peace".
She usually blurs her skin in photos so it's not noticeable, but in video Anisa somehow fucks up tanning?
You literally lie down and wait, how does she screw that up? How can someone be so incompetent in everything they do?
It's so sad because idubbbz gave Anisa a chance to be normal. He offered to pay her tuition and live rent free so she could get her education. Even with that support, she would rather sell shitty lewds than go back to school or get a normal job.
Are you kidding? Have you seen how whores buy houses selling their holes online? That could be anisa.
This is probably the worst OnlyFans in the history of OnlyFans.
Onision and Nickacado Avacado both have onlyfans.
Tell that bitch to do a slutty Vulcan cosplay for her OF. A Vulcans lack of emotion would only help her.
And she could do it from Vulcan alberta. Just to really nail the vulcan theme.
 
She typically spends about five hours on photos. "Usually by the end of the shoot I am grumpy." Yeah, it shows.
Then WHY do it in the first place?!

First of all, it's not "hard" to stand there and look pretty. Second, if you were getting more frustrated than enjoyment out of it, wouldn't a small part of your brain go "hhhhmmmmm, maybe this shit isn't for me"??

Maybe change your style? Change your facial expression? Or better yet, just quit it all together and do something else with your life. Your sets are the most basic fucking boring shit out there and only guys that just went through a lobotomy would actually give in to your highway robbery.
 
Then WHY do it in the first place?!

First of all, it's not "hard" to stand there and look pretty. Second, if you were getting more frustrated than enjoyment out of it, wouldn't a small part of your brain go "hhhhmmmmm, maybe this shit isn't for me"??
Small powerlevel, but I used to do photography as a hobby. Posing and modelling does not come easily to everyone, that is fair. But there is a huge difference between someone casually taking photos who has difficulty posing, and someone selling their photos professionally having no idea how to model. She is seven months into this venture - this skill should have been mastered ages ago. Posing is a fundamental basic. I would argue that it is the fundamental basic. Nothing can save you if you do not know how to make yourself look good in a shot, not even the best photographer, scenery, or clothing. Anisa says she spent nine months planning her Onlyfans before starting it, which would have been a great opportunity to practice posing in front of a mirror. That's what most people do.

Thankfully she either takes her own photos or makes Ian sit through it. Spending five hours with a frustrated model that needs to be told how to pose would annoy the fuck out of a professional photographer, even if they are getting paid. Just goes to show, again, how she is only in it for the money and to be trendy. There is no passion behind anything, and no fun is being had.

I also love how she tries to blame her range of motion and posterior tilt for her shitty photos. This is photography Anisa, not physiotherapy.
 
I poked through her most recent stream and there was nothing very interesting going on. However there was a segment where Anisa tries to explain why her photos on Onlyfans are so awkward, and admits to not knowing "how hard" modelling and taking photos actually is.

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She typically spends about five hours on photos. "Usually by the end of the shoot I am grumpy." Yeah, it shows.
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Saying she couldn't tilt her back till recently from 2 hours-2 HOURS of stretching a day and she finally can move her hips now. Just absolute bullshit. I don't know if she is just so use to lying that she doesn't even know she is lying anymore. These photos are some of the very first she released.

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Also a posterior pelvis tilt makes your ass look bigger too. It's also associated most with a lazy lifestyle and sitting around too much.

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The getting better at makeup made me lol too. She must apply makeup with a sharpie and forget to blend. People judge you so meticulously because you are a model for online sex work and have by trade made yourself a product to be purchased.
 

Saying she couldn't tilt her back till recently from 2 hours-2 HOURS of stretching a day and she finally can move her hips now. Just absolute bullshit. I don't know if she is just so use to lying that she doesn't even know she is lying anymore. These photos are some of the very first she released.

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Also a posterior pelvis tilt makes your ass look bigger too. It's also associated most with a lazy lifestyle and sitting around too
I thought it was the opposite where your but sticks in, regardless you’d think 2hr of stretching for 7ish months would reduce/fix the problem not to mention the gym
 

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How hard is it to just hire a pro boudoir photographer for a couple hours to learn to pose and set up a shot? Not even asking them to do your OF shots for you, just to get some basic advice. This is her business, right?

Most people learn how to pose by practicing in the mirror, studying photographs of other people (or the character if you're cosplaying), and/or asking other models for advice. Photographers are expected to know how to pose people who aren't accustomed to having their photos taken (like at weddings, family photos, school portrait shots, etc), and it is absolutely acceptable to bounce ideas off of them and ask how your poses look in the photo when you try them out. But if they're willing to teach you along the way that is just either a) them being nice, or b) they don't want you looking like a potato in case they add you to their portfolio later.

But practice really is key. A photographer can repeat "tilt your chin up higher," "move your shoulders forward," "bring your hand to your chin," "relax your face," etc like a broken record, but that doesn't mean an inexperienced model will take the best shot.
 
I thought it was the opposite where your but sticks in, regardless you’d think 2hr of stretching for 7ish months would reduce/fix the problem not to mention the gym
The butt sticks out for both. It's just not flattering for a PPT. It's like when you pop your hip and the glute and fat are pushed to the side for a photo and it makes your glutes look bigger. You don't see it on her because she doesn't have a PPT. Have you ever seen her look like the pose above? She walks in her streams and in her OF videos, even the really old ones. She basically googled and found a "medical" reason as to why she is heavier. I'm not fat, my gut sticks out cause I have a PPT.....no....you just gained weight. She also can't bring it back to hockey like she says because muscle stiffness and shortness is related to inactivity, sitting down too long, dehydration and DOMS. For someone who "studied" this in university you'd think she would've actually remembered the science.

She just definitely doesn't stretch, I do 30 minutes daily starting two months ago and can get my legs around the back of my head. She just likes to come up with excuses that aren't related to her actions, or lack there of I should say. A lot of people have commented on how immobile her hips are, especially in those sad attempt at twerking videos or her attempt at pretending to ride on top. She needed an excuse. Now she has one courtesy of google MD.
 
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Jeezus, these THOTS never shut up about the money they make, as if it's a cope and to justify thinly veiled prostitution. Like it's some kind of success story during these hard times, like anyone is going to be sympathetic except for other desperate thots. All these videos and tweets about all the money they make and their immediate success on OnlyFans reminds me of those Drop Shipping videos people do (which Idubbbz made fun of).
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Jeezus, these THOTS never shut up about the money they make, as if it's a cope and to justify thinly veiled prostitution. Like it's some kind of success story during these hard times, like anyone is going to be sympathetic except for other desperate thots. All these videos and tweets about all the money they make and their immediate success on OnlyFans reminds me of those Drop Shipping videos people do (which Idubbbz made fun of).
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Remember when Onlyfans got rid of their affiliate links and all the thots got angry? Nothing quite like profiting off recruiting women into prostitution. At least they cannot do that anymore. I can see Anisa pushing that if it were still a thing, considering "it really is" life-changing money we're talking about here.
 
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Covid is getting worse everyday, but it doesn't stop Anisa from going to whatever malls or clothing stores and try on clothes.
Just me, or does it seem like she's always out shopping these days?
Covid is getting worse in alberta with 400+ new cases as of yesterday. The malls are open and going there is like going to a zoo tbh.
 
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Her latest tweet.. guess we know what her Halloween shots will be...
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Just going to be her posing as a corpse?
Also that ghost looks like a fart cloud coming out of her ass.
She's hitting a very niche market, she just might get a slight increase in followers. She does have that dead look gaze, so it's perfect for necrophiles. :story:
 
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