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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Like Phil explicitly said he'd leave Twitch after each of the DMCA claims.
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Nurse Ratchet said:
Bro.

If he typed it, or it came out of his droopmaw, then it was a lie.

Especially if it was explicitly anything.
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Anon Dimwit said:
Phil has said he'd leave Twitch if he ever got a dmca takedown. It's happened what, four times and lo, the pig remains. Phil's word is valuable if you assume the opposite of what he says.
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I never implied that he'll actually follow through his threat. I'm just saying that he's already getting preemptively upset over this issue making the possible salt even more delicious.
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
He doesn't look at Twitch as his employer, that would ruin his vision of himself as being an independent mature adult.
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He plays semantics with this concept.
His job is a streamer and he's the boss, but YouTube and Twitch cut the cheques so when he fucks up it's THEIR fault and they need to treat him better or he'll go work somewhere he is more appreciated.
 
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Red Bistro said:
You only get married to your beard if it's advantageous to them too. Kat obviously didn't marry Phil for the money, so she's probably settling a lot of questions why she hasn't found a nice man to settle down with, if you follow me.
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Money was definitely one of the primary reasons, as well as he has his own house therefore she does too by association, DSP is such a trainwreck of a human being that her history won't be an issue for her, and he's a boring solitary faggot which for her means stability.

DSP is the perfect grift for a penniless female bum with no prospects, family and a deep need for stability in her life.
 
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Red Bistro said:
You only get married to your beard if it's advantageous to them too. Kat obviously didn't marry Phil for the money, so she's probably settling a lot of questions why she hasn't found a nice man to settle down with, if you follow me.
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Probably not married to his money but he does have a working shower and toilet, and a place to sleep that;s not a crack den.
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
I never implied that he'll actually follow through his threat. I'm just saying that he's already getting preemptively upset over this issue making the possible salt even more delicious.
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I realized that after I posted my response & am just now getting back in here. You're right, you didn't, no disrespect was intended famalamz. 💗
 
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Iron Hamster said:
How much money can he be making them?
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Pargon said:
I'll defer to the excellent bean-counting @actually et. al. have done but add the note that Twitch takes a cut from every bit and sub purchased, so when some autist buys 500 Tier One subs it's a payday for them.
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You can go look at the monthly breakdowns and get the exact amounts that Phil made Twitch from subs and cheers, but the TL;DR is that Phil makes Twitch an average of around $2k to $3K per month from subs and cheers, so that is approximately $24K to $36K annually that Twitch makes off Phil.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Then it happened. There was an awakening.
OiC said "I guess my gifted subs mean nothing."
There it is, you dense cuck. If only you had been warned. Now give him some more.
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So is that homo done trying to buy Pig's love and affection now then?

I always find it funny when the paypigs get offended when they suddenly realize after thousands of dollars that, no, this goateed faggot isn't your friend and there's a reason almost everyone despises him.

Happens every fucking time. I think his paypigs expect after enough cash thrown they will get to replace Khat and be the new Mrs. Gout.
 
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Texas Funnyhair said:
Dave is apparently playing TF2 tomorrow. Think I'll dust off my account, I haven't played in a while since they changed the matchmaking system. Sorta turned every game into either getting steamrolled or steamrolling the other team.

Don't know why he picked a multiplayer game, he's gotta know he's gonna get trolled hard. Even if he turns off voice chat people are gonna be in there looking for the pig.
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He'll be playing on console though right?
 
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hundredthousand said:
the new Mrs. Gout.
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Mrs. Goutfire, you say?

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I thought for sure he was actually going to spend the 40 dollars or so for both Night Trap and Corpse Killer, I didn't think for a second he was this much of a jew, this is so cheaply half-assed and it cost next to nothing for him, yet watch the paypiggys double the tips goal anyway even though he's fucking them over. It's funny how he claims to "love" tf2 though considering the last time he ever played it (it was part of his new pc test for the 3k lemon) he didn't even upload it to the channel.
 
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Lolidaki said:
I thought for sure he was actually going to spend the 40 dollars or so for both Night Trap and Corpse Killer, I didn't think for a second he was this much of a jew, this is so cheaply half-assed and it cost next to nothing for him, yet watch the paypiggys double the tips goal anyway even though he's fucking them over. It's funny how he claims to "love" tf2 though considering the last time he ever played it (it was part of his new pc test for the 3k lemon) he didn't even upload it to the channel.
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It really is a garbage line up of games because he owns practically all of them aside from Sister Location. None of them are really scary and he shit talks FNAfuckboys anyway. Who thinks "Yeah, Dino Crisis and Animal Crossing, perfect Halloween games!"

He still hasn't learned to load his special streams with more than 3 games because he's switching those out willy nilly whenever he feels like. Aaaaaah he's a joke.
 
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