🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I know, I know. Doing this is old hat by now but since Ralph is still taking jabs at our buddy null last I saw. I would just like to congratulate the MATI livestream program on a bigly successful impromptu dlive stream!!!
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Andy tried to fuck her some time ago, backfired. Guess it's because she has standards.
Ralph reeeeed at her for clipping his shitty shows after some sort of fallout that I forgot.
Then PPP and Godwinson got mad at her for clipping their shit and putting ads on it, she made a whopping $4.

Unless something very stupid happens, I don't see any dumpster fire potential. Clip bitch that's it.
Ralph reeeed at her for not clipping his show. Remember that. As much as he talks shit about her, it's because she didn't clip something he wanted her to clip.
 
Ralph reeeed at her for not clipping his show. Remember that. As much as he talks shit about her, it's because she didn't clip something he wanted her to clip.
And he offered to let her be his date to the sold out Dick live show and she refused the offer. That's one of the few dm's she dropped. She talked about it in PPP's interview with her, even though I think that dm had been out for a while.
Andy tried to fuck her some time ago, backfired. Guess it's because she has standards.
Ralph reeeeed at her for clipping his shitty shows after some sort of fallout that I forgot.
Then PPP and Godwinson got mad at her for clipping their shit and putting ads on it, she made a whopping $4.

Unless something very stupid happens, I don't see any dumpster fire potential. Clip bitch that's it.
I think the Andy thing was the other way around. I thought the lore there was that he said no to her.
 
welp ladies and guntlemen today is the day ethan shows us where faith has been bound and drugged at or we get a pic or vid or short stream appearance by zoooooomer gurl where shes obviously no where near the gunt anymore, are ya excited? hopefully his hair or lack thereof is unadorned in his costume so i can provide you fine fellows more progress on his hair loss and rapid dying

edit aw fuck forgot to take my daily ralph cap, here you can see the hairs poking from the hat are now either gone or thinned and greyed to nigh invisibility, ethan ralph struggles to keep his eyes open even this much as you can see the fatty lids being pressed down further and further from his increased girth, you can also see that he somehow got even wider and has even more defining features encased in fat than just yesterday.
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welp ladies and guntlemen today is the day ethan shows us where faith has been bound and drugged at or we get a pic or vid or short stream appearance by zoooooomer gurl where shes obviously no where near the gunt anymore, are ya excited? hopefully his hair or lack thereof is unadorned in his costume so i can provide you fine fellows more progress on his hair loss and rapid dying

I hope she looks noticably worse in every aspect of her appearance just like hubby.
 
I know, I know. Doing this is old hat by now but since Ralph is still taking jabs at our buddy null last I saw. I would just like to congratulate the MATI livestream program on a bigly successful impromptu dlive stream!!!
Obviously DLive is such a successful platform that Null's numbers went up by 2000 viewers even when he got booted from youtube.

Ralph sure is lucky to have a place that infla- er... gives him the exposure to help his numbers so much.
 
Obviously DLive is such a successful platform that Null's numbers went up by 2000 viewers even when he got booted from youtube.

Ralph sure is lucky to have a place that infla- er... gives him the exposure to help his numbers so much.
Even Null theorized that he was botted to triple his viewership and considering Null is an entry level account instead of essentially a flagship one like Ralph, who knows how bad the botting is, unless someone spills rhe beans im fine with saying Ralph hasnt broken real 500 viewers in over a year.
 
I made a new episode of The Cancerless Jim Show (premier in 2 hours). Posting it here because Ethan Ralph makes yet another appearance.
Not shilling, just thought people ITT might get a kick out of it.

EDIT: The UNCENSORED Version: https://www.bitchute.com/video/cxAP38ZZtFjZ/

Have a great Halloween!
 
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Obviously DLive is such a successful platform that Null's numbers went up by 2000 viewers even when he got booted from youtube.

Ralph sure is lucky to have a place that infla- er... gives him the exposure to help his numbers so much.
i find it hilarious that that means dlive decided to give null nearly quadrupole ralphs bots, maybe ralph can cope and try to explain the bots are broken like he does so many other things people have that are bigger than what he has
 
I made a new episode of The Cancerless Jim Show (premier in 2 hours). Posting it here because Ethan Ralph makes yet another appearance.
Not shilling, just thought people ITT might get a kick out of it.

EDIT: The UNCENSORED Version: https://www.bitchute.com/video/cxAP38ZZtFjZ/

Have a great Halloween!
Wow, excellent high quality work. If chat is any judge, you hit it out of the park again.
 
The more body fat a man has, the worse it is for testosterone production and it also increases estrogen levels you store in your body.

A double whammy, which explains why Ralph so often displays womanly behaviours.

Or "erectile dysfunction confirmed", which means the baby is indeed black.
Yeah this is something I've been harping on, so sorry if any of this is a repost.
This is a good primer from a reputable source https://www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/obesity-unhealthy-and-unmanly

While fat roughly measured by BMI indicates issues with male sexual function and test levels, being a big man isn't necessarily the end of the world depending on how you carry it and your musculature. A professional strength athlete is likely to have an overweight or obese BMI after all and be plenty healthy in that respect. Indeed, a better indicator is waist circumference, measured at around the navel. I wonder if there is a person we can think of that is short, carries a great deal of their fat on their belly, and undoubtedly has a waist circumference well over 40in...

A few choice quotes:
Obesity affects men and women about equally. But you may be surprised to learn that men bear a particular burden, since obesity takes a special toll on male hormones, sexuality, and prostate health.
Seriously get in shape if this is happening to you. Just eat less, there isn't an excuse. You don't want to be Ralph.
But the BMI doesn't tell you how your fat is distributed. Scientists know that while no excess body fat is good, abdominal fat is the most harmful variety. So to find out if you are at risk, simply measure your waist at your navel; for men, risk begins to rise at waist circumferences above 37.5 inches, and troubles mount over 40 inches.
Pretty sure Ralph is well well past that. Wonder what effects gunt sag has. That's some real gross fluid alcohol-built fat he's got.
In addition, a 2008 study of 1,862 men ages 30 and above found that waist circumference was an even stronger predictor of low testosterone levels than BMI. A four-inch increase in waist size increased a man's odds of having a low testosterone level by 75%; for comparison, 10 years of aging increased the odds by only 36%. All in all, waist circumference was the strongest single predictor of developing symptoms of testosterone deficiency. And if you doubt these two American studies, just consider Australian research that found almost one in every seven obese men could benefit from testosterone replacement, a rate more than four times higher than in nonobese men.
For example, a Harvard study found that a man with a 42-inch waist is twice as likely to develop the problem as a gent with a 32-inch waist.
So we can basically be sure Ralph has a test deficiency. I mean if his muscularity or rather lack there of wasn't an obvious enough sign.
a California study reported that having a BMI of 28 (overweight but not obese) increased a man's odds of developing ED by over 90%.
I think we've shot well past that. I wonder if I'd be a petty alcoholic too if my dick didn't work through the prime of my life. I guess there's probably never been a time Ralph's dick did work properly due to his weight, so maybe he just doesn't know the difference.
a Massachusetts study found that weight loss can indeed improve things for overweight men with ED. Similar results were reported by Italian scientists who randomly assigned 110 obese men with ED to a diet and exercise program or to simply continue their usual care. After two years, more than 30% of the men in the diet and exercise group had corrected their ED without medication, compared with less than 6% in the group that received their usual level of medical care. Men who lost the most weight enjoyed the greatest benefit.
better get to dieting and exercising there ralfemale. Oh poor cardiac shape also strongly correlates to ED just as an aside.
Obesity takes a toll on sexuality, and it may also impair fertility. American research has linked obesity to low sperm counts and reduced sperm motility; German scientists reported similar findings in men between 20 and 30.
yeah, kid is probably not his





I think the Andy thing was the other way around. I thought the lore there was that he said no to her.
Andy saying no to going hogging? I don't buy it. Andy loves going hogging.
I hope she looks noticably worse in every aspect of her appearance just like hubby.
She's gonna look just like PPP from third trimester till the end of her life. She already looks like she is his younger sister.
 
I made a new episode of The Cancerless Jim Show (premier in 2 hours). Posting it here because Ethan Ralph makes yet another appearance.
Not shilling, just thought people ITT might get a kick out of it.

EDIT: The UNCENSORED Version: https://www.bitchute.com/video/cxAP38ZZtFjZ/

Have a great Halloween!
please, for being made aware of your content, it’s not shilling, it’s a Kiwi public service!
Happy spooky free candy day!
 
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