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Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Chantal panting and huffing and practically gasping for a small gulp of air in this "video short" was legitimately horror-movie fodder. Her own body is literally smothering her. Fucking hell.
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Ffs chantal that was it? That's the video? Jfc. Omg. Lame as fuck gorl. Jc.
Ffs chantal that was it? That's the video? Jfc. Omg. Lame as fuck gorl. Jc.
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Yeah but the women are breathing like that only after they've been running for half an hour and fallen 17 times, not walking in the next room to get their phone.
Blair Witch Chantal or Michael Meyers Redux
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The best cinematic masterpiece of 2020.
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Posted by Foodie Beauty - 31 October 2020 - (channel landing page as it appeared date of upload archived here)
31 Oct 2020
Who Now
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She never could with those T Rex arms
I doubt she will ever wear that dress unless she wears pants with it.
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I fecking lurved this!
It was so kitsch, so poorly acted and written that I cracked up.
Who knew that Chinny and Smilin Peetz were going to be the next Ed Wood?
Chantal needs to lean into this goofy horror vid theme. I can see a Smilin Peetz Christmas, Valentines, St Pats, Groundhog extravaganza.
One suggestion is that Chantal needs to run (chug slowly away) from the boogie man and fall (like all women do) in all the vignettes.
An added suggestion for future vids is for Chinny to smear tuna on her face when she is playing the victim so her cats can be filmed eating her face.
I give this 5 cups of gravy!
It was so kitsch, so poorly acted and written that I cracked up.
Who knew that Chinny and Smilin Peetz were going to be the next Ed Wood?
Chantal needs to lean into this goofy horror vid theme. I can see a Smilin Peetz Christmas, Valentines, St Pats, Groundhog extravaganza.
One suggestion is that Chantal needs to run (chug slowly away) from the boogie man and fall (like all women do) in all the vignettes.
An added suggestion for future vids is for Chinny to smear tuna on her face when she is playing the victim so her cats can be filmed eating her face.
I give this 5 cups of gravy!
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Jesus Christ her head looks like it could pop under the right neck area. There must be a cyst ready to blow there.
This is some body horror shit. One day this woman's body is going to explode like a Left 4 Dead 2 Boomer.
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The Dutch Review, October 30, 2020.
Famous Mukbanger in Breathtaking Film Debut
Well, kudos where kudos is due. Honestly, I had forgotten about Chantal B. DeBlubber's proposed cinematic debut; you know how films in development often never see the light of day. That's why Hollywood isn't for dreamers. But our auteur (with perhaps more than a little assistance behind the scenes from sidekick Peetz) delivered. Atta gorl, Chantal, you finally saw a project through from start to finish, and delivered it on time. Even if shooting was completed in under ten minutes, and editing took another ten. It isn't quality that counts here, it is quantity. And for once, there's a "1" in the box that only contains goose eggs. I mean all of this paragraph sincerely, no shade implied even if I did call names.
I will also praise her acting skills. The heavy, labored breathing was really spot on; she made it sound as if she might die from fright at the sound of a pin dropping. That was immersive; I've seen my fair share of slasher movies, and not one of the bimbos could pant as convincingly as Chantal. Suck on that, Janet Leigh and Jamie Lee. Okay, a little shade in this paragraph.
But honestly, given the talent and resources involved, the film was okay.
I did like the lighting effect at the start of the flick. Given the budget, it was effective.
Less convincing was her reading the coupon flyer on the back page of the paper sideways and pretending she was reading front page news. This is why you can't let Clotso be in charge of anything, if this were an X-Men movie, a gaffe like that would be a $12 million (US) mistake. A continuity supervisor would have caught that; they have eagle eyes. But they are not cheap. So, I'll give her a pass on that. And while her reading of her lines won't make anyone forget Katherine Hepburn or even Dana Plato, I've definitely heard worse. And the script doesn't do her any favors; it lacks substance, and rather hammers home the same message repeatedly. However, repetition is a hallmark of the genre, so again, she gets a pass. Given her tumultuous history, her acting has to be considered a small victory.
The claustrophobic scene in the dark seemed to drag a little, and it became unclear if repeated bumps and thuds were in the script, or were due to clumsy placing of set pieces and props. Prop supervisors cost money too, so she does reasonably well with the scene, although it probably could have used a few more run-throughs. The panicked breathing was magnificent though, it truly sounded like she might have a heart attack.
Following the darkened room sequence, we get a double check of the balcony and the stairwell. The script is perfunctory here, and Chantal's delivery is rushed. A little more rehearsal may have worked here, and while her terrified breathing is laudable, it may be too much of a good thing, as it interferes with her enunciation of dialog. Here, a director should have stepped in and told her to breathe normally for this scene.
Poor camerawork mars the scene where she asks her cats what they want for dinner. She breaks the fourth wall by inexplicably holding up the can to show the viewer the label, and pouting while looking directly into the camera. It is an unnatural angle for a film; it creates a strange, enervated but confrontational vibe at odds with the rest of the picture.
During the phone call sequence, she enters a dark, disheveled-looking room that drips with horror, but receives the call in a backlit room at the top of a staircase, another instance where the continuity supervisor would have come in handy.
Co-star Peetz, assuming the gender of a woman, gives a lisping, effeminate voice performance that convincingly sounds transgender. Up to this point, I am with this film all the way, and the climax approaches.
I won't spoil the ending, but it was a bit of a letdown, suffering from an unconvincingly menacing Peetz and a less than lusty scream from Chantal. It was one of those cases where the film seems to be building up to something spectacular, and takes the cheapest way out, circumventing story arc altogether. Such a letdown for a movie that showed so much potential.
Also distracting was the casting. The protagonist of the film is a rather bizarre-looking woman in a wig who must easily weigh on the far side of four hundred pounds. Is there a reason for such casting? She seems an unlikely victim to the slight and feminine Peetz, but no explanation is ever given.
Still, the movie premiered on time, which is an achievement for this particular auteur. While not a masterpiece, this could have been a train wreck. So well done Clotso, you've surprised this reviewer. An ambitious movie, marred only by some repetition, sloppiness, and an overabundance of very convincing distressed breathing. If she were to lose some weight, she might have a future in Hollywood.
3 Dutch Girls out of 5
See? I'm fair...
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Sadly, this is probably the most effort she has put into planning and executing a video in several years, and it mainly amounted to Clotso being out of breath, screeching at the cats and Peetz being a creep... so all in all, not that much different than her normal fare.
On the plus side, she was apparently able to climb her stairs without collapsing so that's at least something, but you'd think that with weeks to plan this cinematic masterpiece and with Chantal's self-proclaimed love for horror and literary talent they might be able to come up with something a bit more clever than "Smiley Peetz".
Imagine a murderer who lectures you about your problematic behavior before slashing your throat -"PC Peetz" would be absolutely terrifying.
On the plus side, she was apparently able to climb her stairs without collapsing so that's at least something, but you'd think that with weeks to plan this cinematic masterpiece and with Chantal's self-proclaimed love for horror and literary talent they might be able to come up with something a bit more clever than "Smiley Peetz".
Imagine a murderer who lectures you about your problematic behavior before slashing your throat -"PC Peetz" would be absolutely terrifying.
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She's like a reverse Dorian Gray. In her head she is forever a 22 year old beauty, but her true ugliness is on display for all to see. Grossly disfigured, haggard, de-feminized... and every time she is forced to confront the reality of her external appearance/health issues she becomes enraged.
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I dunno I just find it funny that she has no real friends so she has to stay home and play spooky dress up with her autistic ex fiancé and her two cats.
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Wow, she said she’d do it and she did. That’s what’s called goal-setting, Chantel.
Right before her premiere, I’d just looked up what growing out of a size 28 jeans meant in plus-sized world (over 58 inches). But, after watching her short, instead of marveling at the dedication it must take to have a waist five feet around, I’ll instead share that I thought her little movie was actually cute. Even creative, on a Chantel level. I’m very impressed that it didn’t drag on for 30 minutes to increase YouTube bucks, but instead was just the right length to tell her story. It seemed like she actually wanted to entertain her audience and give rather than take. Shocking.
I also think a running Smiley Peetz series could be fun, but it can’t be overdone, and should be sprinkled very lightly through the year, and maybe not even promoted-just do it when she feels like having fun and it’s unexpected. Otherwise, you end up with a Boogie/Francis situation, where the audience is sick of the character but the actor doesn’t know that and keeps trying to shove it in everybody’s faces.
Her fans need not worry, this is not a great departure from the Chantel they know and love. She even burped during the dark room scene. But, she decided to do something, told us about it, and did it on time; plus, seemed to have fun and even did some work. One small step...
Right before her premiere, I’d just looked up what growing out of a size 28 jeans meant in plus-sized world (over 58 inches). But, after watching her short, instead of marveling at the dedication it must take to have a waist five feet around, I’ll instead share that I thought her little movie was actually cute. Even creative, on a Chantel level. I’m very impressed that it didn’t drag on for 30 minutes to increase YouTube bucks, but instead was just the right length to tell her story. It seemed like she actually wanted to entertain her audience and give rather than take. Shocking.
I also think a running Smiley Peetz series could be fun, but it can’t be overdone, and should be sprinkled very lightly through the year, and maybe not even promoted-just do it when she feels like having fun and it’s unexpected. Otherwise, you end up with a Boogie/Francis situation, where the audience is sick of the character but the actor doesn’t know that and keeps trying to shove it in everybody’s faces.
Her fans need not worry, this is not a great departure from the Chantel they know and love. She even burped during the dark room scene. But, she decided to do something, told us about it, and did it on time; plus, seemed to have fun and even did some work. One small step...
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Do you think when Chantal dies her neck will snap as her muscles relax and the full force of her 200 pound head is unleashed upon her unsuspecting spine?
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Such heavy breathing, she didn't even have to act lol.
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I think her mum has much to do with her narcissism, the bits we've seen/and heard of her doesn't exactly paint her as "Good Mother" material, add to that her being a teenager when she had Clotso I'm sure there were lots of things she failed re Chantal.. I remember Chantal telling a story about how one of her earliest memories of being happy was after eating a pack of chips which is beyond heartbreaking and also very telling.
I have my own little theory that, between her teen-mums ineptness and her nans overindulgence, they created the seeds of narcissism that started her off on the wrong path early in life.
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As many mentioned above there is definitely something weird going on in the butt department. Typical MSHPL shelf butts are supposed to be these flat fat lumps from sitting all day long. Here it really looks like a diaper!
As many mentioned above there is definitely something weird going on in the butt department. Typical MSHPL shelf butts are supposed to be these flat fat lumps from sitting all day long. Here it really looks like a diaper!
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Goal Status: CRUSHED
The film had better production values than her time-warp mukbangs, although that's not exactly a high bar. As a short 5min "fun" video I think she did alright (for her). Haven't looked at her comments but I would guess her wheelchairs will be full of gleeful congrats and thanks. Although it didn't bring anything original, she does know some obvious horror tropes and inserts them in the right order. I cringed, but managed to make it through. Surprised they didn't do anything with the green screen, but given how badly she lights it for close-ups maybe that's for the best.
I don't think it's the worst idea to do more of these skits in theory as they are just a bit of lighthearted fun, but given that there is no way she would feel comfortable filming outside the apartment it would get old quick just seeing the same locations. Also I think whatever creativity exists inside that kidney bean, it has been fully exhausted from this blockbuster epic. Future episodes could provide some good lols at her expense (would love to see a rotation of different wig styles) but I'm not sure it would be worth it if I had to sit through too much cringe shit.
The film had better production values than her time-warp mukbangs, although that's not exactly a high bar. As a short 5min "fun" video I think she did alright (for her). Haven't looked at her comments but I would guess her wheelchairs will be full of gleeful congrats and thanks. Although it didn't bring anything original, she does know some obvious horror tropes and inserts them in the right order. I cringed, but managed to make it through. Surprised they didn't do anything with the green screen, but given how badly she lights it for close-ups maybe that's for the best.
I don't think it's the worst idea to do more of these skits in theory as they are just a bit of lighthearted fun, but given that there is no way she would feel comfortable filming outside the apartment it would get old quick just seeing the same locations. Also I think whatever creativity exists inside that kidney bean, it has been fully exhausted from this blockbuster epic. Future episodes could provide some good lols at her expense (would love to see a rotation of different wig styles) but I'm not sure it would be worth it if I had to sit through too much cringe shit.