Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Roybertitos]

It'd be super illegal. I'd hope neither Trumptards or Antifa/BLM does anything like that

Yeah its really a hell of a longshot on any side really, that's straight up some dystopian shit. I just used Antifa as the example cause they seem to be the ones doing the most rioting at the moment. Things are pretty bad in America right now, but I don't think they're at banana republic level insane right now.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

oh yeah antifa/BLM would never do anything illegal

Well, it's just an idea, that's not illegal.
Derp.

 

[selfadjunction]

May the best candidate win~!

 

[Overcast]

I hope Trump wins, not because I think he's an amazing president or whatever, but compared to a clearly senile old man who can barely keep himself awake and who is clearly being used as a puppet for the insane and corrupt, it's clear who's the better choice.

Plus, I just want this stupid lockdown to end. I want to go places without having to wear a goddamned mask again. I want to go places where I don't have to see kids being forced to wear masks or putting masks on their stuffed animals. I want to be able to see a world where these people are finally exposed for the evil people they really are and treated as such. Optimistic I know, but dammit, I'm so tired of this.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I hope Trump wins, not because I think he's an amazing president or whatever, but compared to a clearly senile old man who can barely keep himself awake and who is clearly being used as a puppet for the insane and corrupt, it's clear who's the better choice.

Plus, I just want this stupid lockdown to end. I want to go places without having to wear a goddamned mask again. I want to go places where I don't have to see kids being forced to wear masks or putting masks on their stuffed animals. I want to be able to see a world where these people are finally exposed for the evil people they really are and treated as such. Optimistic I know, but dammit, I'm so tired of this.

Trump winning is gonna have no bearing on lockdown ending, and if anything, will extend it. You should want a president that will actually listen to scientists about getting the pandemic under control instead of just putting his head in the sand and pretending it doesn't exist because it gives him prickly wicklies.

 

[Rekkington]

I hope Trump wins, not because I think he's an amazing president or whatever, but compared to a clearly senile old man who can barely keep himself awake and who is clearly being used as a puppet for the insane and corrupt, it's clear who's the better choice.

Plus, I just want this stupid lockdown to end. I want to go places without having to wear a goddamned mask again. I want to go places where I don't have to see kids being forced to wear masks or putting masks on their stuffed animals. I want to be able to see a world where these people are finally exposed for the evil people they really are and treated as such. Optimistic I know, but dammit, I'm so tired of this.

I'm gonna miss Joe Biden when he dies in 4 weeks regardless of the election result. His public gaffes and bizarre rhetoric is 100x more entertaining than Trump's tweets. He called all black Trump supporters non-black. You can't write shit like this. "Listen here crackerjack, you wanna fudge my numbers? We-we don't tolerate that in America, I'm America."

 

[The Demon]

2 more days

 

[Duke Nukem]

I hope Trump wins, not because I think he's an amazing president or whatever, but compared to a clearly senile old man who can barely keep himself awake and who is clearly being used as a puppet for the insane and corrupt, it's clear who's the better choice.

Plus, I just want this stupid lockdown to end. I want to go places without having to wear a goddamned mask again. I want to go places where I don't have to see kids being forced to wear masks or putting masks on their stuffed animals. I want to be able to see a world where these people are finally exposed for the evil people they really are and treated as such. Optimistic I know, but dammit, I'm so tired of this.

I think Trump is a dumb orange asshole but I can't take Biden seriously at all. I'm sure I'm not the only one. I just want to see the media eat crow in the wake of all their attempts at gaslighting the people.

I'm gonna miss Joe Biden when he dies in 4 weeks regardless of the election result. His public gaffes and bizarre rhetoric is 100x more entertaining than Trump's tweets. He called all black Trump supporters non-black. You can't write shit like this.

I laughed my ass off when they had journalists writing puff pieces on "dear Joe please don't die" type stuff. His rallies are like watching a funeral crossed with a trainwreck.

Trump winning is gonna have no bearing on lockdown ending, and if anything, will extend it. You should want a president that will actually listen to scientists about getting the pandemic under control instead of just putting his head in the sand and pretending it doesn't exist because it gives him prickly wicklies.

You have angered the great god Science! You will FEEL his WRATH

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

If people actually listened to the """"scientists""" and researched the numbers they'd know this "pandemic" is the greatest overreaction of all time and demand an immediate lifting of lockdowns against a virus with a 98% survival rate.

 

[captkrisma]

My Twitter feed has been blowing up with hilarity like: people asking what's the cheapest and effective alcohol to be blacked out for an entire day, people asking if they can legally take a week off for mental health management, amongst other gems.

Why yes, the users did have 'They/them' as the preferred pronouns, why do you ask?

 

[Rekkington]

Trump winning is gonna have no bearing on lockdown ending, and if anything, will extend it. You should want a president that will actually listen to scientists about getting the pandemic under control instead of just putting his head in the sand and pretending it doesn't exist because it gives him prickly wicklies.

Which scientists, the ones who said there's nothing to worry about and everyone should go eat Chinese food? The ones who said ventilators work? The ones who said masks are bad, then good, then bad again? The ones who said everything needs hand sanitizer, and now it doesn't matter? The ones who said herd immunity was the best way out of this, or the German scientist who infected himself twice and said herd immunity doesn't exist? Politicians pivot on this every 15 days because scientists pivot on this every 15 days. Literally zero scientists have the answers here.

 

[Professor Iris]

Colouring books and crayons for the sore losers, calling it.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Joe is unstoppable!

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Whatever happens tomorrow, I'm gonna laugh at someone. Really hard.

 

[HumanHive]

May the best candidate win~!

Sorry, but Jeb doesn’t stand a chance.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Which scientists, the ones who said there's nothing to worry about and everyone should go eat Chinese food? The ones who said ventilators work? The ones who said masks are bad, then good, then bad again? The ones who said everything needs hand sanitizer, and now it doesn't matter? The ones who said herd immunity was the best way out of this, or the German scientist who infected himself twice and said herd immunity doesn't exist? Politicians pivot on this every 15 days because scientists pivot on this every 15 days. Literally zero scientists have the answers here.

Ventilators do work. Masks do work. No scientists said herd immunity is the best way out of this. We've never gotten herd immunity without a vaccine. Stop making up shit that "scientists" have said. This might shock you, but scientists change their stances as we learn new things about a novel virus. I know, shocking.

Sorry that your candidate has ignored science and thus is responsible for 230k+ deaths to covid. Australia had zero new cases over the weekend. The US has really fucked the pooch when it comes to covid response; even the most die-hard Trumper should be able to admit that. You guys getting mad and neg-rating doesn't change facts

 

[LurkTrawl]

You should want a president that will actually listen to scientists about getting the pandemic under control instead of just putting his head in the sand and pretending it doesn't exist because it gives him prickly wicklies.

Remind me again which scientists the people saying to listen to doctors got their info from when they shoved COVID+ patients in nursing homes while ranting about how deadly the virus is to old people?

Democrats (governors, anyhow) literally committed mass geronticide this past year all while screaming that Trump "doesn't listen to scientists". Kind of gets old fast.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Colouring books and crayons for the sore losers, calling it.

Make it a Donald Trump themed book and a box of white crayons for extra hilarity.

Joe is unstoppable!
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I could see maybe Ohio or even North Carolina leaning blue, but TEXAS? It's almost as stupid as saying California or Minnesota will go red. OK MN is a long shot but you get the idea.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

As far as policies, Im hoping for a Trump win.
But I also dont want the salty peaceful protesters to burn my house down so Im also hoping Biden wins.

I really dont care, either way is a win-lose senario. Trump wins: America as a whole is better but riots will just intensify. Biden wins: America goes full CRT woke but I get to keep my house at least.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Yeah guys listen to the """"scientists""" that change their opinion on what works and what doesn't every 5 seconds.

99% survival rate. 90% of the dead were either elderly or had pre-existing conditions. But yeah let's shut society down to save the 95 year olds. Let's cause the populace to go without or get little basic medical care for months and months and see how many more people die because of that. Let's see how many suicides there are because S C I E N C E.