Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

Who wins on November 3rd? (Zeitgeist, not who you're voting for)

  • Expecting a Trump win.

    Votes: 978 45.7%

  • Expecting a Biden win.

    Votes: 277 12.9%

  • Expecting no clear winner on November 3rd.

    Votes: 885 41.4%
  • Total voters
    2,140
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I stood in the cold for over an hour to vote because the head sheboon didn't show up to open the polling place. There are policies that allow another worker to take over but the stupid bitches argued about it until a man finally said I'm in charge AN HOUR AFTER IT WAS SUPPOSE TO OPEN. That woman power BS flew out the window this morning. I called someone I know at the Board of Elections to bitch them out. Some catladies monitoring were giving out snacks so I reported them for electioneering. It was windy and barely 40F at 6 AM, good thing I wore the cold weather parka.

Then the dangerhair that gave me my ballot got pissy when I told her to keep her shitty I VOTED sticker. wtf bitch I don't need a sticker like I'm in kindergarten "YAY I DONE IT!", fuck off cunt.

I hope people voted Trump out of sheer spite. I'm home and warm now. Wake me up when it's over.
 
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I also hope if Biden wins and the left starts rioting, Trump just takes down all the walls on the white house and evacuates with everyone, letting the leftists rape the Whithouse with a big smile on his face and let Biden and his enterouge clean up the shit stained walls and computers.
 
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Borax Bozo said:
It doesn't matter if Republicans vote extra enthusiastically if there's only enough for 40%. A hyped, cheering 40% doesn't win elections no matter how much energy it has.
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It’s not about the actual hyped people that show up; it’s the fact that so many are willing to show up in the first place. If enough Trump supporters are convinced to turn up to fill a stadium, that means there was a large enough pool of enthusiastic Trump voters where even if not all of them show up due to other random factors, there’s still a huge crowd.

You’re assuming a normal distribution of supporters with the top percentile being willing to attend. The lower percentile of support may not vote; it’s about how many people Trump can get to clear the threshold.

Biden can’t command those sort of crowds, meaning his average level of support is down. When polled, more people say they support him overall, but his upper percentile does not reflect a group with high average enthusiasm. This means that a larger percentage of his base won’t be motivated to vote for him when the time comes, if they vote at all.

I have no idea how big the pools actually are for each candidate, or what the enthusiasm distribution actually looks like, but when people refer to the enthusiasm gap, they’re considering how the people willing to show up reflect the disposition of the population from which they’re drawn.
 
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AnOminous said:
What are the A&N Nazis going to do when Biden wins?
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Wake up from the nightmare I'm having during my boomer nap.

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It's amazing how all the noise of the world just falls away when you're in your booth casting your vote. Gets me every time. All the constant screeching of the last 4 years somehow felt like a distant echo. Which is of course why I voted for the candidate that will ensure that particular brand of screeching continues for another 4 years.
 
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I mean, people are like "LOL TRUMPTARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH AM I RITE"

Only retards believe that. I've been in politics for so long I enjoy both directions. If Trump wins, I get to watch Leftists shit their diapers like over privileged children. If Biden wins, I get to watch fucking absolute retards vote in a fucking dementia patient that is barely going to last six months before Hilary Clinton and Obama hold a fucking pillow over his face singing Joe Biden lullabies while Hunter Biden receives a George Floyd Fentanyl enema and convulses on the floor of a motel six bathroom. Then once Biden is out of the picture, Kamala puts on her prosecutors shoes and gets a massive erection watching cops gun down protesters while the media struggles to defend this shit that they voted in, getting told to toe the fucking line. This is all while Trump watches from Trump tower laughing as the country burns.

You're acting like I don't win either way.
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
Because the Baby Boomers would rather destroy everything than let anyone else have one small bit of something?

There's tons of examples in the past of just how they'd act.

They made movies about cruising and how cool cruising was. Gen-X got old enough to cruise and they outlawed that shit so fast it wasn't funny.

They had the dance places, arcades, skating rinks, as soon as Gen-X started getting old enough to go to them they closed that shit down quick as fuck.

They were all down with pot, until Gen-X starting checking it out, then they made some of the most restrictive laws out there.

As soon as Gen-X could work, they fucked everyone by shipping jobs overseas and having the Corporate Raider mentality destroy companies.

As soon as Gen-X could go to college, the prices started climbing.

As soon as Gen-X could afford houses, prices shot through the roof.

As soon as Millenials started enjoying shit, they started screeching "YOU'RE RUINING OUR TOYS!"

It's part for the fucking course with Boomers with any type of power.

Shit, just look at the commercials that are targeted at them.

That's why none of this is surprising. They'd rather burn the US down than let the Millenials or Gen-X inherit a great country.

The idea that anyone else get to enjoy anything makes a Boomer want to shit all over everything and scream how they're the greatest ever.

Add in that Gen-X just developed apathy out the ass about it, and Gen-X is largely not interested in going out and getting into politics.

Why bother to give a fuck?
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Millennials are like an entitled son who thinks he owns his father's hard earned property. He can't wait to run it into ground and the father knows
 
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Feline Supremacist said:
I called someone I know at the Board of Elections to bitch them out. Some catladies monitoring were giving out snacks so I reported them for electioneering.

Then the dangerhair that gave me my ballot got pissy when I told her to keep her shitty I VOTED sticker. wtf bitch I don't need a sticker like I'm in kindergarten "YAY I DONE IT!", fuck off cunt.
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I thought the "Karen Farms" meme was forced but now it's starting to make sense.
 
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revmoo said:
I would almost prefer a Biden win and a Republican House + Senate.

Dems wouldn't be able to get anything done, and leftists would have to deal with the fact that their problems in life are not in fact rooted in Donald Trump.
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That would not cause self-reflection or deescalation from the left.
The media would just give us a repeat of "REEEEEEE, the House Republicans refusing to pass Obama's preferred budget makes them lItErAl TeRrOrIsTs!!!!!!11".
 
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The most political I've ever been this entire year was based on a real life conversation I had with my coworker. It went a little something like this:

Coworker: Oh, Kanye West's name is on the ballet!
Me: Oh yeah, I forgot about him.
Coworker: He's probably hopin' he can work for T-Daddy.
Me: I'm sorry, who?
Coworker: Trump!
Me: What?!

In all seriousness I feel like this could go either way, but I won't be surprised if Trump won the election. Honestly, I'm just interested to see if Kanye got elected for his desired position.
 
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